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Kiss boys (+Donna) 19:42
Soulja boy: Okay but WHAT do you guys know about interpol…
Dingus: I implore you to shut up, why are you acting like they don’t have 2 MILLION monthly listeners
Soulja boy: 😣 you just don’t get them like I do
Dingus: PLEASE log off indefinitely…
Soulja boy: now why would I do that? I wouldn’t be able to be there and be square when fine shyt finney Blake finally decides to message me
Dingus: he has your number??
Soulja boy: Nah I just trust my bestest buddies Donna and Vance manage to snag HIS number for me for my birthday in two months ❤️
Dingus: Oh BROTHER. I hope the waiting game fails and you never find joy tbh..
Soulja boy: ? 😔
Dingus: oh plus I already have his number
Soulja boy: Exqueeze me. 😐
be so serious.
donna?
donna please
wife
pleas
wdym
you have finney blakes number?
why
why have you not given it to me
why is this brand new information
DONNER KEBAB
John Cena: If you don’t shut up I WILL be pulling up shortly
Soulja boy: I’m just a boy 🥺
John Cena: You won’t be after I castrate you
Soulja boy: Oh!
Finn <3 and Donna!! ‘s DMs 19:58
Finn <3 : Bro Donna. PLEASE I need him
Donna!! : ask him urself lil vro..
Finn <3 is typing…
Donna!! : if you weaponise your anxiety I’m deleting his number
Finn <3 : my bad beautiful
Donna!! : mhm that’s what I THOUGHT
okay now I have a counter suggestion instead of me just giving you his number
Finn <3 : yuh huh…
Donna!! : ill make a gc so that your incompetent self will be less likely to fumble immediately ❤️
Finn <3: ugh…k 😕
Donna!! : SHUT UP I KNOW YOU'RE BOUNCING OFF OF WALLS RN
Finn <3 : 😛
Untitled group 20:37
Donna !! Has added ‘Finn <3’ ‘Robiculous’ and ‘Vance.H’
Donna has changed 4 nicknames
Madonna has changed the chat name to ‘The mighty jungle’
Troubled teen: wait lemme add my honeybuns
Troubled teen has added ‘willynilly’
Troubled teen has changed 1 nickname
Dollar Bills: oh great heavens!
Madonna: now that we’re all here.. 🤗
Vauxhall: why do we need another fucking group chat? you’re worse than bronies the way you’re collecting these group chats
can I leave?
Bibi: I’d be okay with that 🤗
Madonna: I’m gonna go with no for that one champ
Dollar bills: why was u added to this random ahh gc? Who's in here?
Troubled teen: to answer the first question, you are my emotional support in this difficult time ❤️
Madonna: in here is me (Donna), finney, Vance, robin and you (William Showalter)
Dollar bills: oh I see why I’m here now
Troubled teen: don’t embarrass me in front of my new friends! 😖
Vauxhall: god please strike me down I can’t deal with this
Dollar bills: speaking off, can you add your brother
Vauxhall: no
Dollar bills: please?
Vauxhall: nah
Dollar bills: I need him so bad 😝
Vauxhall: I’m telling ma to never let you around again.
Dollar bills: I thought we were besties 💔
Vauxhalls: I just threw up in my mouth
Madonna: ew we didn’t need to know that vance
Bibi: right?? Disgusting as hell
Vauxhall: okay hop off my dick and go back to fawning over your lover boy
Bibi: SHUT UPPP WERE IN PUBLIC 💔
Vauxhall: we were also in public when you decided to roll around on the floor clutching your chest and drooling over him but I guess that’s a different story huh
Bibi: keys