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Part 46 of Behind Closed Doors:
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2025-03-04
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Now I Can Say Taylor Swift Kissed Me:

Summary:

Joe and Nicky's romantic night together doesn't go according to plan.

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Joe's mouth hadn't left Nicky's body for the last forty minutes because if you asked Joe, he had a lot of kissing to catch up with because Nicky had been gone for two weeks because of a conference. And Nicky didn't mind having Joe's mouth on his body because he had missed it so much.

 

Forty-five minutes later, they had finally made it inside and were now lying on the sofa, trying to undress each other, when something white and fluffy caught Nicky's eyes.

 

Nicky: "Joe?"

 

Joe hummed something because he was busy kissing Nicky's plum, delious and perfect ass (Joe's words, not Nicky's).

 

Nicky: "I didn't know you had gotten a puppy?"

 

Joe stopped for the first time in forty-seven minutes with kissing Nicky's body.

 

Joe: "Oh, the puppy. It belongs to Noor. I will introduce you later."

 

Nicky moaned when Joe placed his mouth again on his body.

 

Nicky: "Don't you think we should move our activities into the bed so we don't end up scaring the puppy for life and we have to pay for a psychologist?"

 

Joe laughed between two kisses - how he had missed Nicky's smart replies.

 

Joe: "We will move in a moment. I first need to kiss the rest of your body."

Nicky: "So, you won't do it after we have moved into the bed? And I who thought you would never be done kissing my body with your mouth."

 

Joe slapped Nicky's ass as a reply because he was still kissing Nicky's body. It made Nicky moan - also something Joe had missed hearing. Just as Joe was about to kiss the last bit of Nicky's body, Nicky froze.

 

Joe: "Nico? Are you okay? Did I hurt you?"

 

Nicky turned his head and gave Joe a smile that said everything was okay.

 

Nicky: "No, it is just that I saw the puppy eat a sock, and I don't think it is a good thing."

 

Joe turned his head just in time to see the rest of the sock disappear into the puppy's mouth.

 

Joe: "No, no, Taylor Swift."

 

Nicky giggled when he heard the puppy's name.

 

Joe: "Yes, my sister named her puppy after her favourite singer, and I blame you because you decided to take her to a concert with Taylor Switft."

Nicky: "Just trying to be a good brother-in-law, nothing more or less."

Joe: "We will talk about it in a moment, once I have gotten the sock out of the puppy."

 

When Joe tried to get up, he accidentally knocked the air out of Nicky.

 

Joe: "I am so sorry, My Love. Are you okay? I promise to make it up to you."

Nicky: "I will make sure you will remember that."

 

Joe had no doubts about that as he picked up the puppy.

 

Joe: "Open up."

 

Joe opened the puppy's mouth, but he couldn't see the sock. When Joe looked at Nicky, he was holding up Joe's jeans.

 

Nicky: "Take her to the wet. They know what to do."

 

Joe sighed, but he knew it was the right thing to do.

 

Joe: "I am so sorry, Nicky - for everything."

Nicky: "Don't be, we will catch up later and I promise to ride your..."

 

Nicky covered the puppy's ears.

 

Nicky: "Cock all night long when we get the chance."

 

Joe laughed.

 

Joe: "Can't wait. I will call you once I am on the way back."

Nicky: "I am coming with you in case you need to remember something because of what happened on December 2nd, last year."

 

Joe looked at the puppy.

 

Joe: "Why did I have to get a boyfriend with such a great memory?"

 

Nicky looked over his shoulder with a frown.

 

Joe: "We are coming, Love Of My Life."

 

Ten minutes later, they stood at the vet, and after telling the vet what had happened, the vet took the puppy with her out into the back.

 

Joe: "I have been thinking of giving Noor tickets to another Taylor Swift concert in the hope it will keep me out of the dog house."

 

Nicky laughed over the terrible joke.

 

Nicky: "You do know if you give Noor the tickets, there is a chance she will stop calling you old and just boring in the future."

Joe: "That is something I have to live with. And I don't mind being boring as long as I can do it with you."

Nicky: "I will give it some thought."

 

They exchanged a smile before Joe looked worried at the door the vet left through. Nicky saw it and took Joe's hand in his hand.

 

Nicky: "The vet said because you got here so fast, they could prevent any major damages."

Joe: "I hope they are right. And I also hope that if I ever get a child with you, I will keep a better eye on it than I did with the puppy."

 

Nicky turned Joe's head, and he could see the guilt.

 

Nicky: "Please stop being so hard on yourself, Yusuf. And I have no doubts that you will become the best father in the world, maybe a bit annoying as Noor always says, but just like Noor does, the child will love you."

Joe: "And you say you aren't a poet."

 

Nicky kissed Joe's cheek, which made Joe feel better. For the next many hours, they didn't move until the wet came out with the puppy. Joe was really happy Nicky was there to hear what the vet was saying because all he could think about was how happy he was about the puppy being all right.

 

When they got back to Joe's flat, they decided to get some sleep because it had been a long day.

 

Joe: "Here, hold the Sock-eating Monster."

 

Joe handed Nicky the puppy and started to clean the floor for clothes.

 

Nicky: "Wow, remember to tell your Mom you have finally found out what a laundry basket is for. How long has it taken you to figure that out? 26 years."

Joe: "Maybe I will finally get that pocket money raise she promised me if I cleaned the floor for my clothes."

Nicky: "That will only happen if you remember to put your clean clothes in the wardrobe."

 

They both laugh. It didn't take long before Joe was done picking up the clothes, and after closing the door to the bathroom and bedroom, he joined Nicky and the puppy in bed.

 

Joe: "No, you aren't going anywhere tonight."

 

Joe placed the puppy under his duvet before pulling Nicky into his embrace. When the puppy turned its head, it licked Nicky's face.

 

Nicky: "Now I can say Taylor Swift kissed me."

Joe: "I hope my kisses are better."

Nicky: "Both are good, but yours are better."

 

Joe smiled before kissing Nicky. It didn't take long before before they all slept.

 

Nicky: "Joe, please sit down."

 

The next morning, Joe was pacing up and down the floor because Noor would pick up her puppy in ten minutes.

 

Joe: "I am just warming up in case Noor wants to chase me down for what happened to her puppy."

Nicky: "Stick to the plan, and you will live to see another day."

Joe: "I hope you are right, but if I don't survive, please remember I have enjoyed the last year with you."

Nicky: "Ever so dramatic."

 

Seconds after entering the flat, Joe gave Noor the tickets for a Taylor Swift concert. And Joe had never seen Noor jump up and down while squealing with joy like she was doing right now. Then, suddenly, Noor stopped Jumping.

 

Noor: "What have you done now, Yusuf?"

Joe: "Why do you think I have done something?"

Noor: "Because you are giving me tickets, and Nicky's grin also tells me you did something."

 

Joe saw Nicky disappearing behind his book with a grin.

 

Joe: "Okay, but before I tell you, please remember I gave you tickets."

 

Joe then told Noor what had happened last night, but instead of punching Joe, Noor hugged him.

 

Joe: "Thanks."

Noor: "I am glad you took my puppy to the vet. And that she is doing okay."

 

Noor picked up her puppy and hugged her. After telling Noor what to do with the puppy, she left.

 

Nicky: "See, you are still alive."

Joe: "Which I am going to prove to you once we reach the bed."

 

Joe kissed Nicky.

 

Joe: "And didn't you promise me to ride my cock?"

Nicky: "I did, yes, so why are we still standing in the kitchen?"

 

They both laughed before they kissed. While kissing, they made their way to the bedroom where the bed was waiting for them.

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