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So curvy and joshua went onto a ship with swarovski and
“Hello swallow” said curry
“Wassgood suspicious individuals who are homophobic” said yellow sire because they all hated fags(im gay please dont come after me) and then they worked together for awhile (the gayest years in space) and did not make out 14 times daily even because they hate gay people
Then dice game and anna came onboard and…
everything changed when the yimpy nation attacked
So they all agreed gay people sucked and THEY HATED ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!! Also jerkoff lowkey gave freakshow vibes but then again who couldve guessed his full legal name was japist jailtime jaburger jones
After that anya beat the shit out of jessica and forced him into catholicism after his sins
Then she told gurly about her valiant effort to bring atonement and HE DIDNT FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU CURVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But also i lowkey relate toxic relationship buddies moment such a girlboss cutscene sequence
Alla then walked into the lounge, defeated, and saw JAILTIME MAKING OUT WITH THE POLLE STATUE!!!
RAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What the fuck” said j*mcurly marriage counselor
“Its just foam i swear” failed jabortion spoketh
“Nuh uh”
“Fuck you mean nuh uh?!!!!” but it was too late because she fucking killed him
Then dice game came in and nearly corked a kid once but little did they know he was goddamn born fully corked
Then curvy walked in and was like “haha lmao ur all fired hahah” and jeep was like “were the ones youre trying to escape” being a jitch and all and then the gang was all like “dawg who is we”
And then they outed jolibees and yanked him out of the closet by his gay little junior
then junkyard cried because everyone fucking hated him for being gay and a filthy little japist but then he remembered that jueen never cry so he crasghed the fucking ship
Then curfy hoped you die in a fire buh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh buh hope you get stabbed in the heart hope youll get shot and expire and got burned for his inaction(last chance reference hahahahahahahahhAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH)
Then he ateth the pills and cussed out anna of arendelle which is why she couldnt be in the same room as someone as low as him because shes so high above these voices arent loud enough(HUMANIMAL MOMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Then jenim jeans hoped it hurts
“Put the mouthwash down” curly said calmly
“This is for those who hope it hurts” he calmy replied back, then fucking choked him on mouthwash flavored pills and beat him up for farming livers out of sick victorian children but he didnt actually do that jorkin it did but nobodys gotta know that
Then they made out violently and swashbuckler came in and twerked it to california girls
“Wait are you guys gay”
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no” they both said in unison
“Wait sussy you cant talk your a costco hotdog” said j*mbabwe
“Oopsie woopsies i fowgow 👉👈” said costco hotdog as he dissociated for the next several years
“Ew fags” said lesbianism as she swallowed all the pills and fucking died because shed rather kill herself that admit she was gay as hell for taylor swift
“ oh no “ said jahhhhhhhh (he didnt really care because i fucking hate his ass)
“OH HELL NAW WHAT DUH HAEEEELLLLLLL OH MY GAWD NO WAEEEEEAEEAEEEEEUHHH” said dice and sasha sells seashells by the seashore
“Uh oh looks like diskee has to be the sussy amogus imposter sigma rizz” said johnny
“Uhm ok ur the f̶a̶g̶boss i fucking guess” he said as he vented in electrical and died lmao
“L looser lemayo” jemote
“MEYODENOCHE” said swanshe
“.....”
“Fucking wh”
And then he axed ricecake for being a sussy baka oi oi oi imposter gacha baddie
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” je said calmly.
“Wow. i havent stubbed my toe in five months” swansea said with joys
He was then shot 37 times
“Did i do that?” he said as a class of 09 reference but it failed because he doesnt deserve to do anything close to a nicole doing an impression of an old tv show impression
Then he took kirby and fucking ate his ass from inside his leg (no homo) then he put him in the pod and said “hey im gay lmao”
“Fucking faggot” said kurly fries
Then he watched his husband fucking die from the gay people virus and passed out from grieving his gay ass husband
Then 20 years later people found him and emoted on his grave because they had gay detectors 20 years into the future where they were more homophobic that ever the end