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It was a dark gloomy night, the stars illuminated beyond the buildings, the night was silent or supposedly, there seraphlaser was watching over the town on top of a building.

The seraph was always fond of watching over the town on large and tall buildings, they felt some sort of calmness when doing so.

Upon gazing upon the city they'd get a call.

**BRRRBRRR! BRRH BRRH**

seraphlaser flinched a little upon hearing the sudden ringing, they'd slowly reach for their phone rummaging through their pockets to find it.

" Hello? "
" . . . " The person on the other line had suddenly shrieked a little as they'd realized the seraph had picked up.

" Se- . . Seraph- UGH! " The person on the other end groaned in pain in their attempt to stumble out their words.

" Seraph . . Laser . . Da- dange- " *STATIC!*
" Injur . . ed . . H-help- me . . " The call had been disconnected.

Seraphlaser perked up upon realizing it was exorspace. They have been spending some time together, they've grew pretty fond of each other beyond time.

It was no shock the exorspace trusted seraph with their life.

Seraph quickly gained their composure, the seraph wobbly stood up almost tripping a good few times after finally getting leg strength, they'd spread their wings, the small red fade on their wings glimmered in the moonlight.

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The seraph flied all over town but yet they hadn't found exorspace yet, seraphlaser got anxious over time worrying about what had happened to exorspace,

Until.

The seraph had spot something in the corner of their eye, it was the exorcist's cross (I THINK ITS A CROSS)
The seraph acted out on instincts as they'd straight up dived to the location of the cross

Not far from it was exorspace. Seraphlaser gasped as their eyes had fixated on the trail of blood that led to the exorcist.

The seraph instantly started to waddle as fast as they could to exorspace, almost tripping repeatedly.

Seraph stood in shock as they'd examine exorspace's beaten up body.

Their gasmask were heavily damaged even sporting a large dent in it.

There were bruises and open scratches on their left arm.

There was a huge wound on their stomach and abdomen.

The seraph rushed over to the exorcist slowly reach out their middle finger and index to check for a pulse.

It was faint and weak.

Seraphlaser was clueless on what had happened, all they knew was that they needed to get exorspace some help.
They'd carefully held exorspace's waist planning to carry them to a *friends* house

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Kramptana had been woken up by frantic knocking at the door
They'd let out a tired groan before checking what time it was.

02:12 am . .

Letting out a deep sigh kramptana hand searched for the mask on their bedside table, as they'd feel the familiar texture of metal
(I think ) Their grasp tighten on it lifting it up to put on.

Kramptana walked slowly and quietly not wanting to wake up their homies
As kramptana reached the door the knocking became more frantic. Slowly kramptana's hand reached out for the doorknob
Their grasp tighten as they'd twist the knob.

" Seraphlaser? What are you doing here? It's 2am. "
Kramptana's eyes had then turned to exorspace letting out a small 'oh' upon setting their eyes on such a battered body

" No time to explain, kramptana! Is valleystaff awake? "
Kramptana sheepishly shook their head no, " well. It's urgent!
Please. "

Puppy dog eyes activated!!!

Kramptana sighed as they'd replied " alright, alright. Come in it's freezing out there. " Seraphlaser practically rushed in kramptana's cabin thingamabob, gently setting exorspace down on the soft couch.

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Kramptana knocked on valleystaff's bedroom door in a specific pattern to alert that there's an emergency.
The bedroom door instantly flew open as valleystaff stood at the doorway.

" What's wrong 'tana? " Valleystaff asked their head had tipped to her side.

" Seraphlaser's *friend* is severely injured, could you assist with that? " Upon hearing the words severely injured valleystaff dashed down stairs to do treatment on the injured person.

There seraphlaser was holding exorspace's hand talking to them softly as an attempt to keep them awake.

**One healing session later!!** ( I don't have the energy to write this much soo )

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Seraphlaser was on the job when they had received the call.

" Hello??? " Seraph instantly recognized the voice on the other end. it was exorspace!!

" Oh. Hello exorspace, is everything okay? You were pretty beaten up laster night. " The seraph asked concerned but albeit .Seraphlaser swore they heard exorspace scoff a little before they had replied.

" Yeah yeah, everything's good, just wanted to call to say thanks. " Before seraphlaser could speak exorspace added something else.

" Also if you can meet me at #### street. " The seraph nodded a little forgetting that they were on call. " Will do. "

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As seraphlaser flew to the location they felt relief wash over them as exorspace was alright and hopefully could walk
" There you are!! " Seraphlaser yelped a little as they'd heard the voice yell.

" Oh- uh- am I late? " " YES!!! " All seraphlaser could do was sheepishly scratch the back of their neck in embarrassment.

" why did you call me here- " " BECAUSE! Ehm, I wanted to repay you! " The seraph perked up upon hearing the words 'repay'

Exorspace would practically lunge at seraphlaser giving the seraph a huge smooch on the helmet.

The seraph's face flushed with red, trying to process what the hell had just happened. Exorspace just snickered as they'd walk away into the darkness.

( OH YEAH BTW WHEN I WAS WRITING THIS I REALIZED TO SOUNDED LIKE ANOTHER FIC SOO UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOBS )

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Laser scouts for stinkbitch, laser spots stinkbitch, oh no!!!!!! He's bleeding sooooooo badlyyyy!!!

Laser flies over to stinkbitch's side.... Holding his hands (chat this might be foreshadowing)
"N-n-no..! My.....sugoiii!!!!! "

"Heh.... don't worry my kittyangel ......... I'm built different...."

Stinkbitch dies