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German Eater and The never had the best relationship. I mean, most of the time, GE would just...eat him every chance that he got just to spit him out and repeat the cycle over and over again.
So then why did The suddenly start having this weird feeling in him when he was around GE?
The decided that it was just a phase and decided to try and push that feeling down. Plus, it seemed that GE absolutely HATED The just cause he was German, It wouldn't make sense that he liked him back."What the fuck am I thinking?" He would say. And ohhh boy... guess how much of a mistake that was. (😢😢😢)
Because one VERY 😇 fateful day in MPREG land, The was just doing his own thing when suddenly he saw GE and Rat having another one of their petty ass arguments at the Dennys. Now normally, The would leave the place when they were arguing at since... it's not his problem. So that's literally what he did.
Until he heard Rat say "AND ALSO I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET CRUSH ON THE!" (PLOTTWIST SCARY) Silence immediately filled the room faster than the loss of my sanity.
What the hell? Did he hear that correctly? Surely he MUST'VE misheard.
The stopped in his tracks as he heard that, feeling his face heat up a little. Meanwhile, GE face went REALLY RED. They were like this for a few seconds until Rat spotted The in the distance.
"Hey GE look" Rat said with a little teasing in his voice. GE turned around just to find The standing there at least a yard away. "Well.. I guess I better be going. See you two later~" Rat said with a clear teasing in his voice. And with that Rat was now gone, leaving GE and The alone.
Both of them just stared at each other for a few minutes. GE had never felt so humiliated before. In fact, he had never been caught like this before, like ever. Meanwhile, The just had many thoughts running through his head at a time. He couldn't even process what was going on.
After what seemed like forever, The decided to speak up and hopefully clear things up just in case it was all a misunderstanding. "So.. I may or may not have overhead your argument with Rat, and-" "SHUT UP GERMAN!.." GE yelled at The, but it sounded as if he was yelling out of embarrassment instead of his usual tone.
"...Well, is it true that you.. have a crush on me?" The said with a little bit of hopefulness in his voice. "And so what if I do!? What are YOU gonna do about it, you stupid German!" GE said a little more quiet than usual, but still loud enough for The to hear him.
"Is that a yes then?" The asked still with that bit of hopefulness in his voice. GE was silent for a couple of seconds when he said in an even quieter voice, "Yes..." blushing a little while he said it. The started to feel his face heat up. (Istg none of them would do this in canon but who fucking cares?)
Both of them fell silent again. Pretty awkward when you just found out that the man who you thought hated you (and you started to slightly crush on) turns out to be madly in love with you. The's thoughts were cut off as he felt GE's hands cup his face and start staring at his lips.
"If you want to kiss me, you can-" The was cut off by GE smashing his lips against his. (😭) The was caught so off-guard by this but still gave in anyways. (Yeah cause that's a normal thing to do/j) They were like this for a concerning amount of time. Meanwhile, as all of this was going on, Rat and Dot were watching them through the window the whole time. (ANOTHER PLOTTWIST 😱)
It's safe to say that both of them were pretty stunned with how things turned out. "What the fuck did I just watch?" Dot asked. "Yeah, this could've gotten way worse." Rat added.