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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
i had a dream once that tony stark was really mad at me so he showed up at my house and smashed my computer into tiny pieces so i had to stream off of an ipad it was awful
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
Kid….
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
it was really dramatic too - i was all like “i wanted to be like you!” and you were all like “i wanted you to be better!”
Clint Barton | @thatarrowguy
Can anyone explain why I just joined the vc to see Tony putting together some kind of apology box? I didn’t even know he knew how to do that?
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Rhodey (James Rhodes) | @warmachine (verified)
Kid had a dream Tony was mad at him.
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Clint Barton | @thatarrowguy
…that’s it?
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
OH NO
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
HE DOES NOT NEED TO DO THAT TELL HIM HE DOES NOT NEED TO DO THAT
webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
@ironman YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO THAT
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
Did you guys hear something? Must have been the wind…
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
NO????? PLEASE
webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
the update everyone has been waiting for, everyone say thank you mr. stark even tho you REALLY DIDN’T need to apologize for something you said to me IN A DREAM
*attached photo of a pair of folded up pink hello kitty pajama pants on top of a closed pizza box. the box clearly belongs to a generic pizza joint in New York*
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
i threatened to block him if he sent me anything else
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
My offer to upgrade your computer still stands, kiddo. Just say the word.
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
so does my threat to block you
Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
Going live in 10 You don’t want to miss it
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spiders | @luckyducky
yeah whatever, rich people just streaming to get richer
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
i heard a rumor that spider-man guy is gonna be there if that interests you
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spiders | @luckyducky
OH MY GOD SPIDER-MAN COLLAB THIS IS GREAT I LOVE YOU IRON MAN <3
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
damn
webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
MR. STARK AND I ARE PLAYING MINECRAFT ON STREAM BY THE WAY!! LIKE RIGHT NOW!!! COME JOIN!!!!
twitch.tv/ironman
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Jimmy | @jamesjamesjames
Dude does anyone else watching feel like Tony is such a dad?
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Irondad #1 fan | @iheartirondad
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!! #irondad #spiderson
Rhodey (James Rhodes) | @warmachine (verified)
What is Irondad and why do people keep tagging me about it?
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Natasha | @blackwidow (verified)
It’s what people are calling Tony acting like a total dad around the kid
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Rhodey (James Rhodes) | @warmachine (verified)
Oh that. Yeah if you guys think this is a lot you should see the group chat.
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tina | @tinatime
THERE’S A GROUP CHAT????
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Clint Barton | @thatarrowguy
Yeah? How do you think the avengers talk when we all live in different states/cities?
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geoROCKS | @ilikedilfs
SPIDER-MAN IS IN THE AVENGERS GC????
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Clint Barton | @thatarrowguy
Uh oh
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Clint Barton | @thatarrowguy
Was that supposed to be private
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Clint Barton | @thatarrowguy
@blackwidow (verified) PLEASE DON’T BE MAD AT ME
Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
If any of you are still using hammertech computers, I want to remind you of that one time several hammer tech computers BLEW UP at Vidcon and the only person who realized what was happening in time for people to not get hurt was a nine year old kid. Just some food for thought.
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kimmmyyyyyy | @qwerty
if I’m remembering correctly, wasn't that kid spidey?
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
IT WAS!!!!
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PEA | @pinkponyclub
wait im imagining little baby spidey so excited to meet iron man and then a computer BLOWS UP what :(
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todd | @andiwonder
never meet your heroes…?
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
okok wait. guys. i know hearing it said out loud makes it sound like this big traumatising event but it was actually the coolest day of my life???? like??? the TONY STARK told me he was proud of me?? how cool is that????
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AES | @youknowwhoiam
Honestly it’s a little concerning that that’s the only thing you got out of that interaction. You were standing RIGHT NEXT to the computer. Tony had to pull you out of the way?
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cloakin | @dagger
lmao what are you his dad?
webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
daily bugle more like daily BUG le because they r always bugging me :/
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
Is this permission to sue? It sounds like permission to sue. I’m suing.
The Daily Bugle | @thedailybugle (verified)
SPIDER-MAN DEMANDS THAT BILLIONAIRE TONY STARK SUE INNOCENT REPORTERS AT DAILY BUGLE WITH NO EVIDENCE TO BACK UP CLAIMS? READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE link
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Peter Parker | @pbparker
you’re shitting me
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starrrrrrr| @stellastar
…don’t you work for them??
webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
just learned not only what irondad is but also that it’s trending?? so in honor of #irondad trending i want to take this opportunity to add more fuel to the fire :)
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
any time i so much as mention that i’m hungry ONCE @ironman sends me a doordash receipt with WAY TOO MUCH FOOD on it. somehow he always knows what i’m hungry for. i hate it. please stop spending money on me. please.
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Natasha | @blackwidow (verified)
One time the kid made a joke on stream because Tony was teasing him in chat that was something along the lines of “what if I died right now and the last conversation we had was you bullying me” and then Tony called me crying for the next two hours. #irondad
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Dr. Bruce Banner | @thehulk (verified)
Was this the time I joined you and Tony on call and ended up debating with him if time travel was possible and if it could bring back the dead for the next 7 hours?
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
WHAT
Clint Barton | @thatarrowguy
Big fan of this trend where we expose Tony for being a total dad. One time we were in the final round of a tournament (among friends, not a streamed event) and Tony left because Spidey started streaming and he didn’t want to miss anything. #irondad
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Steve Rogers | @captainamerica (verified)
Any time I don’t understand something slangwise and I ask Tony for help he explains it to me and then gleefully tells me that he “learned that one from the kid!” #irondad
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Vision | @vision (verified)
Most of the time we know that Spider-Man has joined an @ironman stream or one of our streams with Tony in it because the chat will suddenly flood with people calling him “Mr. Stark”. #irondad
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Rhodey (James Rhodes) | @warmachine (verified)
Tony has a folder dedicated to clips of every time Spidey’s pc has malfunctioned on call and he likes to send them as gifs every time something goes wrong in the Avengers discord server.
Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
Saw a lot of people acting like I was going to be upset for getting “exposed” and that they were waiting for me to put out a statement saying everyone was lying? I know I don’t use a lot of feeling words online, but why would I be upset over people pointing out how close I am with a brilliant, talented, and impressive kid like Spidey? He’s the best son-like-kid I could ever ask for.
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
you know, you’re not too bad of a dad-like-man either
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MJ | @michelle_jones
Don’t let how chill he seems right now fool you, he and Ned are losing it in vc right now.
cardsxx | @arcadefire
not to be that guy but is there ANY chance of getting those gifs?
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
Replying to @arcadefire
Ask and you shall receive (with the kids permission)
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
*attached gif zoomed in on a pc that is, somehow, slowly filling with water. it is unclear how/where the water is coming from*
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
*attached gif zoomed in on a pc that is on fire, burning*
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
*attached gif of what appears to be a desktop being screenshared before 23 error boxes pop up and the screen goes blue*
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
I have A LOT more, but most of them show Spidey in some way, so I won't be posting those.
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nintenGO | @animalxing
Replying to @ironman
Wait, you know what Spiey looks like?
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Wanda | @scarletwitchh (verified)
A lot of the Avengers do, actually! We all hang out a lot off stream and sometimes he will turn on his cam to show off what he’s building or just to hang out. :)
real lara croft | @tombraider
damn spidey, are you really gonna take him exposing you like that?
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webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
honestly i was going to but now im feeling revengeful (is that a word?)
webhead :P | @spiderman (verified)
just going to leave this here with you guys…
*attached is a VERY OLD clip of Tony from one of his first viral streams. Tony is beyond blackout drunk and belting “World Burn” from the Mean Girls musical. What makes this clip so intriguing is the fact that this stream would have happened when Peter was only 2 years old and was scrubbed from the internet the day after the events depicted would have happened.*
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
how the fuck
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Tony Stark | @ironman (verified)
actually I don't want to know