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Summary:

Mizi: guys its pi day
Mizi: and guess what day of the week it is

Ivan: 'Phi' day?

Sua: dont spoil the joke

HYUN: its A PUN LEARN THE DIFFERENce

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luka: Why is my message cropped out of the summary

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hi dont click until i find out how to turn anonymous

Notes:

everything will be formatted like a chatfic cause i want this to take as minimal effort as possible

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Shit

Chapter Text

03:04 PM

Mizi added HYUN, Ivan, and 3 others.. in 'Group Chat'.


Mizi changed name of Group Chat to 'THE BIG 6'.


Sua is now an Admin.


Sua: hello

Sua: mizi wanted to make this gc since she couldnt handle chatting you all in dms

Sua: especially till and exception for luka thank you luka for minding your own business


till: i blocked ivan alr

till: i dont want him to pester me please help


luka: Sua give me perms

luka: Im gonna help this guy cope


Sua: no because its till and yes because its ivan


luka is now an Admin.


luka has muted Ivan for 3 Days


HYUN: YO thats abit long

HYUN: Is this normal?


Mizi: UNFORTUNATELY YES. im sorry ivan but i love sua way too much :heartbreak::heartbreak:


HYUN: YK what whatever its ivan!


Sua: shes adapting

Sua: good for her


till: no1 gna talk abt sua givn luka perms so easily?


Mizi: Backread Till!!!


till: ok mizi <3


Sua: BACK OFF SHES MINE


till: ragebaited


luka has unmuted Ivan.


Ivan: Hi Till


till has left 'THE BIG 6'.


HYUN: POP OFF LUKA


Ivan: ╯︿╰


luka: Who teached it emoticons


Ivan: Homophobic much. Those are kaomojis BTW


Sua: bet u snorted in the background while correcting


HYUN: Probably mizi that teached him!!


Ivan: What am I without Till?


luka: Protect the lesbians from till in their dms

luka: Mizi will live freely and you get him all to yourself, win-win.


Mizi: Me and him were friends way before we met you all!! I can't lie saying that I miss him too /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~


luka: Thats your cue ivan

Sua: ^^


Ivan: He'll be fine, I'll make an alt to keep him company.


Mizi: love you for the lookout !(^∀^●)ノシ


Sua: thats your cue to shut the fuck up Ivan. or youre demoted


HYUN: cant he reciprocate some PLATONIC love?


Mizi: i thought youre apart of the ivan HATE CLUB>???


HYUN: SADLY i dont know him that well so i cant judge yet sighh..


luka: I dont know him that well either but you see me commiting to the good option


Ivan: First I'm forced into labour. Second, I'm being trashtalked for the quality of it.


Sua: thats because youre shit at it. your payout is in negatives


Mizi: I give him a friend bonus! 3.000 won for tomorrow.


Ivan: I think you should give it to Till he's kind of missing you ever since I kept him away from your dms


luka: Cant believe hes actually fucking talking with you


Mizi: I already did for Till and Hyuna, let me use this as an excuse to visit your school more often!


Sua: and then you see her bank account owing me 116.800 won.


Ivan: Not that bad, you should check Till's. She's been owing him 250.000+ since elementary.


Sua: ok i feel bad for him now


luka: Can i also get my payout


HYUN: till wont stop shittalking you for unmuting ivan do you think you deserve it


Mizi: Luka what the fuck

Mizi: I'm giving him extra now. SHAME ON YOU LUKA


Ivan: Mizi are you implying that I'm also at fault for saying hi to him? ผ(•̀_•́ผ)

Mizi: NOO NEVER NO NO NEVER


Sua: mizi plz control your spendings


Mizi: sigh..


HYUN: wait since theres 5 of us in THE BIG 6...

HYUN: can i add HYUNWOO?????!


Sua: whos hyunwoo?

Sua: idrk him


Mizi: Hyuna's VERY COOL brother (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ

Mizi: not attracted to him btw @Sua


luka: Muting him on sight


HYUN has added WOO to 'THE BIG 6'


WOO: Heya noona and friends!


Ivan: Aw you're matching displays with noona!

favorited by WOO.


Ivan: AUDAOSADKZX


Sua: gayass

Sua: cope


HYUN: HI SORRY DONGSAENG but your hours here are numbered 😟


luka: Right shes right


WOO: It's fine!! im not even in the character tags i am SO honoured to be here!!


luka: Stay unappreciated


WOO: Bitch? youre the one talking


luka: Never denied it


WOO: you cant tell me this fucker's still got balls when he lost the head council title to nana


HYUN: eh?


luka: Id like to see you try?? there was a difference of 6 votes not 60


Mizi: I'm screenshotting this for Till he's missing out


Sua: No. I'll send it to him.


Ivan: gayass


WOO: You were trying too hard setting up 5 flyers for each wall? noona lit just had to wink at the crowd for that ratio


luka: And what did you do? you're irrelevant as fuck


WOO: did i NEED to help?


luka: You said ratio when it was only a 6 vote difference


WOO: stop defending yourself and speak? cant be that sensitive


luka: Sensitive? you still remember when some punk accidentally tripped you? you literally choked that bitch and gave him asphyxiation


Ivan: mf made luka swear thats crazy


WOO: not on accident, that was one of my bullies


luka: Pfft.


HYUN: Why's luka always giggling bro he never takes shit seriously 🤲


Mizi: I TOld you sua he's COOL!!


Sua: hyunwoo ilu bro


Mizi: Hey.. <(_ _)>


WOO is now an Admin.


luka: Who the fuck gave him perms

luka: Shit


WOO has kicked 'luka' out of 'THE BIG 6'.


WOO: thats for pissing me and nana off loser


HYUN: IVE TAUGHT HIM WELL


Sua: NOO THE HOMOPHOBE


Ivan: I am so proud of you, Hyunwoo. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)


Ivan has added till to 'THE BIG 6'.


HYUN: the TRUE happy ending, cheers everyone!


Sua: NOT MY HAPPY ENDING. ADD HIM BACK PELASE PEALSE


Mizi: Sua youre literally an admin you can add him back however you like?


WOO: i suggest no


till: why and how did Ivan add me back

till: didnt i block him


HYUN: forgive me for ivan had bribed me to unblock him on your contacts while you went to the restroom


till: hyuna i trusted you with my screenlock pass and you do this


WOO: forgive her or im kicking you out like that guy earlier


Sua: his name is luka


Ivan: Hyunwoo I thought we were buddies.

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DM with yourself!


03:53 PM

luka: I was too slow on kicking him out


11:09 PM

luka: When will i get my happy ending

Notes:

my draft didnt get saved. i am so pissed off

sua is supposed to leave a bad impression here because this is just the start she'll get nicer when we get to know her more