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2025-03-17
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You're my favorite idiot

Summary:

Geralt smiled affectionately, shaking his head.
Stupid bard.

Notes:

So I went to a con over the weekend....where I cosplayed Jaskier and my very best friend in the whole wide world cosplayed Geralt. The aftermath of the shenanigans that occurred was what inspired this.
Enjoy!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Ow! Geralt! Be gentle!”

Geralt looked him in the eyes, eyebrows furrowed and golden eyes shining with annoyance. 

Please.” Jaskier whimpered. 

Geralt let out a sigh, gingerly picking up the bard's foot. There was light bruising around the ankle as well as significant swelling around the area and the top of the foot. He gently made the joint move, hearing a soft click coming from the back, near his heel. He grunted, reaching for his supplies. 

“By the gods what the fuck is that!? It smells horrible!!” Jaskier complained. 

“Do you want your ankle to stop hurting?”

“....Yes….”

“Then shut up and let me work.”

Methodically the witcher rubbed the salve on the injured area before wrapping it snuggly in a soft bandage. The fabric was worn, yellowed with age, and stained with mystery fluids. But it served its intended purpose. 

“There.” He grumbled, gently setting the bard's foot on his pack. 

“Thank you Ger.” He mumbled, the lack of pain finally letting him rest. 

“You're welcome, Jask. And no more dancing on tables.” Geralt said, picking his things up. 

No….promises….” Jaskier yawned, the sound almost instantly becoming a soft snore.   

Geralt smiled affectionately, shaking his head. 

Stupid bard.

Notes:

Yes, I was being very extra and annoying, prancing around singing toss a coin(not on a table though....I couldn't find one) and hurt my own ankle. I'm doing better now but there's still some pain. Worth it though!!
Hope you enjoyed!! Till next time!!