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One beautiful morning in the world I don’t remember the name of is shining across the entire land.
With the sun rising, so does our heroine of this story:
Blip!!
Blip has quite the headache this morning and it’s killing her like crazy.
Blip: “Ugh, this headache is killing me like crazy!”
She turns over to her just roommate Ena that woke up before her as they are in the same bedroom as just roommates.
Blip: “I had this crazy dream Ena… I was recruited alongside many people to fight monsters and win some kind of championship league. I had some gay dude order me around alongside others, it was so weird but we did win in the end!
Ena, her roommate just: “Jeez dude, at least it wasn’t jesus ordering you around am I right?”
Blip: “You got that right, my queer platonic joyfriend. I’m going to take a walk outside if that is fine with you.”
Ena: “All good with me, stay safe!”
Blip: “Will do! Bye-bye!”
Ena: “Love you!”
Blip: “Gay”
Blip then closes the door and leaves the house as a visible frown forms on the roommates face.
The fresh air is rejuvinating Blips body and mind, making the headache fade away bit by bit.
Blip is taking a nice stroll around nature and starts walking towards a forest and eventually entering it.
The forest is lush with beautiful greens everywhere you look, flowers blooming enough to make gays sneeze.
The stroll is halted as she approaches a bulletin board in the middle of the forest.
The board has tons of fliers and posters, ranging from requests for spam calling peoples ex’s to concert announcements. Something stood out though, something grand.
Blip: “Whats this?”
She takes a closer look at the board and starts reading this intriguing poster.
Blip: “The… Syphlympics? The hell is that?”
“ THE SYPHLYMPICS ARE HERE!!!
ITS JUST LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT SYPHUP HERSELF
ADDED SOME TWISTS!!! ALSO THE PUN
JOIN FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF TONS OF NECTAR!!!”
Blip: “Psh, who would join this junk of an event. Jeez that was rude of me… but I am not wrong.”
Blip was infact rude and the Syphlympics is a hilarious event because SOMEONE GAY wanted it to happen and Syphup got the call for it.
Blip: “Heh, maybe I get me and my soulmate (platonic) some tickets to enjoy watching people mess around! Yeah that is going to be a nice litte idea!”
Blip is proud of herself for thinking of her roommate like that and wanting to do something nice for her. Hands on hips and everything type of proud.
However… the sense of pride was stopped after Blip heard some rustling in the bushes. Blip immediately jumped and stood ready with her hands in the air, prepared to defend herself if anything strikes.
Just what could it be in that bush, or a better question… who?