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A couple of notes before we start:
1. I apologise for my probably laughable pronunciation of 'Akumeoi', I have a feeling I butchered it but I couldn't NOT credit the author of this beautiful fic.
2. If you notice multiple changes in the audio quality, no I was not recording this in a cupboard, I recorded this over the course of a day but had to keep stopping for traffic noises/neighbours moving around and turns out multiple times I started up with the mic facing the wrong way so I just had to turn up the volume on those sections as I didn't have it in me to re-record.
3. Yes, I do attempt the accents! If anyone is wondering why I bothered with Newt a fun fact is I'm not English! I'm Welsh, but I put on more of an English accent when I record these as that means I articulate a little better and more people understand SO I felt the need to push that a little more when talking as Newt. For anyone confused because they can't even hear a difference... yeah fair enough.
Now that that's out of the way, please enjoy! I had a great time bringing this story to life and I urge anyone who listens to go send some love the author's way for writing such a brilliant concept.