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Okay, this is the asks/dares page. Here's a quick rundown of the rules:

1: 100% SFW. They're minors, people...

2: You can ask their parents questions, and you can ask the kids questions at any age. First rule still applies.

3: Please don't hate on me for doing this. I know you prolly won't, but I'm scared. This is a SHITPOST, meant for SHITPOSTING PURPOSES.

Now, a rundown on the personalities in case you can't be assed to read the original fics or they aren't published/at a point where the character has much personally yet.

Jennifer Ashley/Jenny: The circus throuple's firstborn. She serves out roasts like she's at a barbecue and she's protective over her little siblings. Her pronouns are she/her and she's bisexual. Her parents are Gangle, Zooble, and Pomni (biologically Gangle and Zooble).

Sawyer: The circus throuple's only son. He's a bit standoffish if he knows you well, but he has worse social anxiety than Gangle. He can barely talk to anyone, and his whole life is summed up by Michael in the Bathroom. His pronouns are he/they and he's a trans straight man. His parents are Gangle, Zooble, and Pomni (biologically Gangle and Zooble).

Karma Rose/Punny: She's the type to beat you up with one arm and apply mascara with the other. She hates people messing with Sawyer and will beat up people who bully him on the internet. Her pronouns are she/they and she's gay. Her parents are Gangle, Zooble, and Pomni (biologically Pomni and Zooble).

Mary Jane Daisy/MJ: She's bubbly and happy and she has a special bond with Sawyer. She will find where you live if you mess with her big brother, though, so watch out. Her pronouns are she/her and she's scoliosexual. Her parents are Gangle, Zooble, and Pomni (biologically Gangle and Pomni).

Ace: She will end your entire bloodline for shits and giggles and she's the class outcast. However, she's somewhat airheaded and she cares deeply about her friends. She adopted her mom's catchphrase before she got out of the baby pill model. Her pronouns are she/her and she's a straight ally. Her parents are N and Uzi.

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*Ace's first day of school*

Ace: I hate this place. I want Daddy.

Classmate 1: Get used to it.

Ace: Bite me.

Classmate 2: You're weird.

Ace: Bite me.

*Parent meeting after school*

N: So Ace told her classmates to bite her?

Teacher: Yes.

Uzi: *sniffles* I'm so proud or her.

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Sawyer: What do I think of everyone besides my family? W-well, Jax is like an uncle to me, I-I think R-Ragatha was kinda rude, a-and Kinger's really nice. C-Caine can go f[@$#]k himself, though.

Jenny: What do you think of your family?

Sawyer: Go away, you little shoulder devil! But you are my favorite people here...

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Jenny: My favorite color? I don't know, blue?

Sawyer: Why blue?

Jenny: Because it's Punny's favorite color.

Sawyer: Here, look at this. *passes colorblind test*

Jenny: What's with the dots?

Sawyer: There are numbers you can see.

Jenny: I don't see anything.

Sawyer: Yeah, that just confirmed my suspitions of your colorblindness.

Jenny: So I don't have a favorite color, in summary.

Punny: That explains why you gave MJ mismatched socks...

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Ace: W-what are you talking a-about? I-I don't have a-any posters of w-weird mask-wearing mix-and-match toys.

*Ace's locker opens, revealing her poster of Sawyer with the text "Must protect da snack"*

Ace: Oh shit.

*Ace closes her locker*

Sawyer: *spawns in from Glitch portal* Hewo, Acie!

Ace: Hi, Sawy!

Sawyer: What was the question you got?

Ace: I-it's not important! How have you been doing?

Sawyer: Caine finally called me by my actual name instead of my dead name, so that's nice!

Ace: *blushing* Good for you, Sawy!

iamauthor979: In summary, Ace has the poster because she has a big fat crush on Sawyer. Yes, she's aware she's a robot, but Sawyer's never seen his human body, so it's okay y'all.

Ace: Get yo dumb ass out of here, bitch!

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Punny: *chewing on a piece of indium, beating up the bag*

Punny: *spits out the indium* She's trying to smash my sweet, innocent brother. She needs to die.

Sawyer: *watching violent porn in the next room*

Punny: Don't even ask why this robot wants to smash my big brother. He's way out of her league.

Sawyer: *falls from the rafters, screaming every swear he knows*

Punny: Also, Ace should know that Sawyer would never like a girl like her.

Sawyer: Stop being so overprotective, I can handle myself! *stands up, carrying a picture of Ace with heart doodles all around it*

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Pomni: My kid's trying to fight Uzi's kid? *laughs* Good luck to her.

Uzi: What did Ace even do? *laughs*

Pomni: I think she's got a crush on my son.

Uzi: Good for her. Hey, I betcha twenty bucks they get together.

Pomni: Make it forty. Also, I'm grounding Punny if she tries anything.

*Meanwhile, Sawyer and Ace are having very NSFW fun times*

Punny: Omae wa, mou shindeirou.

Pomni: To your room, Punny!

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Sawyer: What's my favorite song? Uh, either Michael in the bathroom, Shikabane no Odori, or Rakuraku Anrakushi.

Jenny: You really like Hatsune Miku songs about commiting suicide, don't you?

Sawyer: That's not true! I also like Gumi songs about 1950s housewives commiting suicide.

Punny: What song even is that?

Sawyer: Housewife Radio.

Jenny: Yeah, we're getting this thing into therapy.

MJ: Don't take away my oni-chan!

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Jenny: I think it's weird that you called me Ashley, but yep.

MJ: She hasn't taught me yet, but she says she will when I turn ten.

Sawyer: My gf's aunt is casually teaching my sisters warfare.

Ace: My dad says she's always been like this.

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Sawyer: We mostly learn defence, but sometimes, the art of killing.

Jenny: Why not the art of murder?

Sawyer: Don't wanna name drop another indie show.

Punny: Dammit, Sawyer! Don't break the fourth wall!

Ace: You mentioned my shield? I gotta get hungry sometimes, am I right?

V: That's my baby niece!

Ace: I'm 13.

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Uzi: Y-yeah, what's it to you, bitch?

N: We got married, then we mixed our data and had Ace.

*Dare time*

N: So my dare is to set up a date between my daughter and Pomni's son? Yay!

*N creates a romantic dinner setup in the kitchen*

Ace: What's all this, Dad?

N: Just a little something for you and Sawyer.

*Pomni walks through a portal with Sawyer*

Pomni: Have fun, kiddo.

Sawyer: Thanks, Mom.

*Ace and Sawyer have a pleasant date. N's mission is accomplished.*

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Punny: My favorite food is either chocolate, Papa's homemade rice and beef, play-dough, or joy.

Sawyer: She tastes emotions. It's called synesthesia. She can also see sounds and letters have color for her. I think it came from Papa's side, 'cause I also have it. I see colors when I eat.

Jenny: Are we not gonna talk about the fact that one of her favorite foods was play-dough?!?

MJ: Nope, play-dough is tasty.

Jenny: Are both of my sisters insane?

Sawyer: Yes.

MJ: Hey Punny, what does joy taste like?

Punny: Bananas, but like five times better.

MJ: What a set you three are. Jenny can't see any colors and you two see too many.

Sawyer: And you got the 'tism.

MJ: Yesh.

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V: ...what the hell?

Ace: You wouldn'tlike it if I just walked up to you and asked for your relationship status, would you? Now leave my aunt V alone!

V: You don't need to be my knight in shining armor, Ace. But she is right, let me live my fucking life.

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V: I SAID I WANT MY PRIVACY!!!

Ace: Please let my aunt V have privacy...

Lizzy: V and I are just friends, but we've done photoshoots together for fun.

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V: ...What am I supposed to do with these?

Ace: I think they have oil baked into them, or weed. One or the other.

V: Oh! Then thank you, human.

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*V and Lizzy are given their gifts*

Lizzy: New makeup, nice. I'm gonna make Ace look pretty.

Ace: Yeah!

V: Thanks for the oil, human.

Ace: I'm so gonna fanum tax it.

V: N, come quick, your child is brainrotted!

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Sawyer: What the hell? Who summoned these zombie looking things?

Ace: Liches.

Sawyer: Thank you, Acie. Why are there liches here?!?

iamauthor979: You have been cursed until you can kill three.

Sawyer: God damnit.

Ace: At least I have a gun and a tail full of acid.

Sawyer: Oh yeah!!!

*Ace passes Sawyer an extra gun*

Ace: Let's get shooting!

*Two liches are shot and one is given nanite acid*

Sawyer: What a non-issue.

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Pomni: Well, we were minding our own business one day when Jax and I got taken from our universe and ended up meeting N and Uzi, as well as some guys named Kevin, Luke, and Jasmine.

N: After that, they gave us the ability to hop between universes.

Pomni: N and I got along so I introduced him to my partners, and when I got Gangle and I got pregnant, he was very helpful and sent gifts.

N: Uzi got scared I was cheating before I brought her to help me.

Uzi: When I saw that Pomni and one of her partners were pregnant, I forgave N.

Zooble: For some reason, Uzi and I clicked.

Gangle: I'm the usual babysitter for this reason, but at least Ace likes Azumanga Daioh and I get to watch her fall in love with my son.

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MJ: Anime is fun! My oni-chan and I watch it together all the time!

Gangle: She and Sawyer got the anime gene.

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N: So guys, Uzi and I are considering having another child.

Uzi: We know that Ace is already 13, but we were always planning on having multiple children.

N: Those plans...were stopped when Ace was a rainbow baby.

Uzi: Quadruple rainbow baby...

N: But let's not dwell on that! What we're saying is that we'd like your opinion on this matter!

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N: So we went and mixed our code, and it overloaded one baby...

Uzi: This is very rare, and the solution is to plug it into another baby pill model...

N: I think you guys can tell where this is going.

*Uzi brings out two babies*

Uzi: It's a boy and a girl, and their names are Tommy and Beretta.

*Tommy's eyes are a purple and yellow swirl (think Uzi at the series end) and Beretta's are completely purple*

Ace: These guys are my favorite things in the world.

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*V is holding both twins*

V: How did this happen again?

Uzi: There was an overload, so I connected another baby pill model.

V: I see. How does Ace feel about them?

Ace: They're the best things ever!

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Tommy: Ace, can I show you my amine art?

Ace: Sure, Tommy, and it's anime.

*Tommy proceeds to show her a drawing of the family as furries*

Ace: O-oh... It's... wonderful.

Tommy: *tearing up* Are you lying?

Ace: N-No! I love it, really! It's just...surprising.

Beretta: I also drew something.

Ace: What is it, Beretta?

Beretta: *a drawing of Lizzy, V, and Ace hanging out (makeup included) in her own oil* Do you like it?

Ace: I-I do... *is secretly terrified*

Beretta: Thank you, Acie! *sweetly hugs Ace with her expression glitching slightly*

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Pomni: My first impressions of Uzi was screaming, and N...even more screaming.

N: Pomni did a lot of screaming when she met us.

Zooble: At least I didn't scream.

Uzi: Yeah, but I swear I could see Zooble.exe has crashed on your face.

Zooble: Yeah, you're robots. One would expect to be confused when faced with robots.

Gangle: I think I blacked out when I saw them.

N: Yeah, you did.

Uzi: Onto mine and N's! My impression of Pomni was like, okay, weird jester girl. Then, Gangle is kinda a theater mask. Then, Zooble. I could smell their rebellious spirit from far, far away.

N: My impression of everyone was new friends!

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Ace: I love these things with all my heart!!! Though, I'm a bit concerned that Mom's having them listen to Fukouna Girl at this age...

Beretta: *baby coo*

Tommy: *small robotic beep*

Ace: Aw, you guys are too adorable for your own good.

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Pomni: It was...shocking, to say the least. We didn't let it change how we saw her, though.

Gangle: She's the same sweet girl, we just know more about her.

Zooble: How would you like it if your parents started treating you like a charity case? We're trying to avoid that with Jenny.

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iamauthor979: Welcome to the beginning of the first event, Dare Ultra!!!

Sawyer: WTF-

iamauthor979: Thaaat's right! In this event, you'll be asked to give these kids the worst dares you can physically muster, and then, they'll do them. Let's start with one from myself! Ace, dress like a cat.

Ace: What the fuck, bro?

iamauthor979: I am your creator, you do as I say.

Ace: *sobbing, puts on the cat outfit*

Sawyer: Well Acie, you're adorable at least.

iamauthor979: The event closes on Thursday, May 1st at 6:00 PM MDT. Then, I'll make a special chapter where they do all the dares. Put the dares ONLY ON THIS ONE or they won't happen in the special chapter. If you have an ask, put it on the PREVIOUS CHAPTER. After the event, you get a special surprise!

Jenny: You sound like Caine. Also, you better not give us a box of dirt and shit.

iamauthor979: I won't, I promise. Anyways, I'm looking forward to seeing your exsilerating dares!!!

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Ace: Yes.

Sawyer: Also yes.

Ace: My favorite Vocaloid is Hatsune Miku or Kagamine Rin.

Sawyer: I like Gumi and Flower.

Ace: My favorite Vocaloid song is either Matoryoshka or Oeoeo.

Sawyer: Oeoeo's the one about getting drunk and throwing up, right?

Ace: Bite me.

Sawyer: Well, my favorites are Housewife Radio, Shikabane no Odori, and Better Off Worse.

Ace: I don't think I've heard Better Off Worse.

Sawyer: It's severely underrated. Go listen to it!

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Sawyer: I am, I speak Japanese.

Ace: Prove it.

Sawyer: Hai. Konnichiwa, Sawyer desu. Watashi wa tsuneni itami to kurushimi ni kurushinde imasuga, nihongo ga hanasenai minasan wa dare mo sore o shirimasen. Watashi wa bōkaroido ongaku ga sukidesu. Keeki, kudasai?

Ace: Neat! What did you say?

Sawyer: I said my name is Sawyer, I like Vocaloid, and I asked for cake.

MJ: *from across the room* You also said-

Sawyer: MJ, no.

MJ: I also speak Japanese and I'm not afraid to translate!

Punny: Knowing Sawyer, he said something pretty bad, so please don't translate it.

iamauthor979: In summary, Sawyer and MJ speak Japanese.

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iamauthor979: Welcome to the first event! I'm gonna read the first dare, given by user zamu! Here goes: "*gets one of those spinning wheels and places Karma (Punny) on it* Ace, there are 17 targets on that spinning wheel, i dare you to get a bullseye on all of them; in addition there is an apple on Punny's head. Strike all of the targets and the apple, using only these ninja shuriken, without hitting Punny."

Ace: I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this~

Punny: Fucking hell.

Ace: *hits all the targets, including the apple, then proceeds to purposefully stab Punny in the chest*

Punny: Listen here, you little shit-

iamauthor979: Onto the next dare! Guest Am Too Wasted For Words said: "I dare Ace to tell N that Sawyer took her V-card while wearing the outfit Hatsune Miku wears in Rabbit Hole"

Ace: Is this karma for what I did to Punny? Very well. *walks up to N in the Hatsune Miku Rabbit Hole costume* Dad, Sawyer fucked me. Don't hurt him, I'm the one who wanted it.

N: *ignores the last part and flies in behind Sawyer, who is reading manga*

Sawyer: Why do I hear boss music?

iamauthor979: Next dares! From guest Nuzi!: "i'm going to put more than one I hope that is okay, I dare:
Sawyer and Ace to actually start dating,
N and Uzi to dress up as maids/butler's (N in a tux and Uzi in a dress) and see how everyone else would react,
Zooble to give Gangle and Pomni one of their parts (in a morbid-romantic kind of way),
And finally I dare Ace and Sawyer to babysit Tommy and Berretta (I think those are their names) while Uzi and N go on a date."

Sawyer: Well, that's easy, it's our two months anniversary.

~Next one~

N: Dapper N returns!

Uzi: Bite me!

V: Is this the outfit you were wearing when you had Tommy and Beretta?

Pomni: From what I've heard, that's not how drones are born.

Zooble: Uz, you'd look more badass as a zombie maid.

Uzi: Yeah, totally.

Gangle: I have literally no opinion on this.

~Next dare~

Zooble: This was a dare, so have these. *passes their girls their least favorite parts*

Pomni: I'll be sure to beat Jax's ass with it.

Jax: Hey, I'm right over here!

Gangle: *clobbers Jax*

~Next dare~

Uzi: You two, I don't care what you do as long as the house doesn't burn down.

Ace: Yes, Mom.

N: Don't hurt yourselves or the twins.

Sawyer: Yes, Mr. Doorman.

*The pair have a pleasant night with the well-behaved baby twins, apart from the twins screaming all night and Sawyer having his fourth mental breakdown that week*

iamauthor979: Next dares! From guest ghost_of_a_chance: "I dare Berreta and Tommy to work together to create the most terrifying horror story (game, movie, cartoon doesn't matter) ever. I then dare everyone else (by everyone, I do mean every named character in both Murder Drones and The Amazing Digital Circus) to watch it all in one sitting" I'm gonna age everyone up accordingly, you know, because Ace is 13 when the twins are born.

Beretta: I shall accomplish this task.

Tommy: Yeah, Berry's scary enough to do it, I can just add a few jump scares and we're good!

Ace: What are you two doing?

Beretta: A dare. *glitches slightly*

Ace: Don't die.

*The presenting*

Gangle: *dies*

Sawyer: *also dies*

Ace: *dying*

Pomni: *long dead*

N: *longer dead*

Punny: *dying*

MJ: *dead*

Jenny: *also dead*

Uzi: How did something with my code do this again, at six years old, no less? Because that was amazing.

Zooble: That was fun.

iamauthor979: Next dare, by guest No braincells: "I dare 14 yo Sawyer and Ace to have a sleepover and steal a bottle of vodka and drink it all at exactly 4:58 AM. Think of it as roleplaying Hatsune Miku songs like Oeoeo. I also dare the parents (Nuzi and Charm Bracelet) to come in at exactly 5:01 to make sure their kids are sleeping on their sleepover." Some folks just want to watch the world burn.

Sawyer: *drunk*

Ace: *also drunk*

Sawyer: H-hey Acie, *hic* do you wanna *hic* fuck?

Ace: *hic* Sure, Sawy.

*The pair undresses just as all five of their parents walk in*

Zooble: Gotta admit, I did this same exact thing when I was their age.

Uzi: Same here.

*Emo parent fist bump*

iamauthor979: Next dare, by guest Caramalized Gay Boi: "I dare Jenny and Punny to sit in the living room and not leave while MJ draws Sawyer and Ace making out WITHOUT GETTING MAD, Punny!"

MJ: I've been practicing my realism! *starts drawing a photorealistic picture of Ace and Sawyer making out*

Jenny: *is impressed*

Punny: *is disgusted*

iamauthor979:Next dares, by guest Emo Jax: "I have a few dares!!!

1: Jenny wears a maid outfit and sings Hatsune Miku songs

2: Punny and Ace fight

3: MJ watches Jujutsu Kaisen (I think I spelled that right) with no siblings or parents nearby

4: Tommy drinks battery acid

5: Sawyer swallows an expired laxative to see what happens

6: Ace and Sawyer make out...in front of their parents with nothing else going on

7: MJ drinks hot sauce and hopes she got a better spice tolerance than Gangle and Pomni"

Jenny: Am ThInKiNg MiKu MiKu OoO EeE OoO~

~Next dare~

Punny: I'm gonna live up to my name here~

Ace: I have a gun.

Punny: I have sunlight.

*The pair wrestle and the fight is a draw*

~Next dare~

MJ: *watches unphased* Was that supposed to traumatize me?

~Next dare~

Tommy: *insert Stardew Valley drinking animation* Tastes like sour oil.

~Next dare~

Sawyer: You want me to eat an expired laxative? Sure. *eats it, then starts dying and ends up in a casket*

~Next dare~

Ace: Aight, bet.

*Ace and Sawyer make out and their parents don't GAF. Punny, on the other hand, is plotting Ace's murder*

~Next dare~

MJ: Papa's the one with spice tolerance, and I don't have their genes. Oh well. *chugs the hot sauce and dies*

iamauthor979: Next dare is from guest Oeoeo: "Sawyer, light Caine on fire with gasoline.

Jenny, get your hand on testosterome.

Sawyer, start taking T."

Sawyer: *sets fire to Caine*

Jenny: *buys T in the chaos* Here you go, Sawyer.

Sawyer: Thanks, Jen. *takes his first dose*

iamauthor979: Next dare is from guest I'm running on 2 hours of sleep and my ADHD demons: "I have some MJ dares!!!

First, play Minecraft hardcore with any mods your siblings want to install.

Second, eat 500 oranges and set the peels on fire

Third, record yourself jumping from the top of the tent

Last, sleep under Ace's bed

Have fun!"

MJ: *playing hardcore Pixelmon on Speedrun*

~Next dare~

MJ: *dies or orangoverdose before she can commit arson*

~Next dare~

MJ: I'm gonna die again, aren't I? *dies again*

~Next dare~

MJ: Spy on Oni-Chan's robot waifu? Alright. *sleeps peacefully as a creep*

iamauthor979: Next dare, by guest Sad Nightcore emo: "I dare Punny and Ace to eat civilly at a restaurant and have an actual conversation, no "nice weather" bullshit. Then, when they get home, watch anime with both Punny and Ace's siblings.

I also dare Charm Bracelet and Nuzi to do a double date, no kids, only each other, and hope that N and Uzi's apartment and the circus tent don't get burned down.

Finally, I dare MJ to eat 12 sleeves of oreos and an entire plum caramel cake in one sitting without throwing up. With this dare, I dare Zooble to let her and make sure their girls don't know about it."

Punny: Why must you sentence me to Hell?

Ace: Right here with you, sister.

*They end up failing the dare and killing each other. Funeral's on Thursday*

~Next dare~

Zooble: Finally, something pleasant. It's been about a decade and a half since we got a moment to ourselves.

Uzi: Same here, Z.

*they have a pleasant double date and the tent survives. The apartment does as well, but barely*

~Next dare~

MJ: I like this dare.

Zooble: Of course you do, you bottomless pit. You got that from your mom.

MJ: *eats the items and asks for seconds*

Zooble: Of course, MJ. Your mom'll be proud, but your mama will kill me.

MJ: So don't tell Mama?

Zooble: Don't tell Mama.

Gangle: What are you not going to tell me?

Zooble: *demon screech*

iamauthor979: Last but not least, some dares from guest Ultra: "i dare Ace and Sawyer to get drunk while they are supposed to be babysitting Berreta and Tommy.

i also set a bounty on Jax, if any of the anyone catches him, he must do whatever they say for *insert whatever the in universe equivalent of 17 chapters is*."

Ace: They never said we couldn't do it one at a time.

Sawyer: You do it first, I can care for T&B.

Tommy: *robotic coo*

*Ace is wasted within minutes*

Beretta: *crying.mp3*

Sawyer: Shh, it's okay, Beretta.

*Two weeks later, it's Sawyer's turn to get drunk*

Beretta: *baby laughs*

Ace: Why do you hate my boyfriend?

Beretta: *stops laughing*

~Last dare~

Jax: Why do you hate me?

Sawyer: Uncle Jaaaaaaaax! I caught you! I'm gonna force you to relax and enjoy yourself the entire time!

Jax: Well, guess I lucked out.

iamauthor979: And that marks the end of the event! Remember, you can still dare them to do stuff, just pretend they're real people who have to do those things for the normal dares.

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The surprise is... *drumroll*

Some of my Undertale AU ship kids! You underestimate how many I've made, so enjoy the Classic Sans X Fell Sans and the Papyrus X Mettaton kids! You can, of course, ask these guys questions as well.

Violet: She's normally calm and lazy, but she's very easily angerable. When they were little, she was obsessed with the word 'bruh', and that, mixed with their purple and yellow-glowing eye led to a joke that Classic cheated on Fell with Epic. This was instantly refuted when her personality became Fell's mini-me. They're allergic to both ketchup and mustard, so she drinks hot sauce. She's a lesbian and her pronouns are she/they. Her parents are Classic and Fell.

Crimson: He's the typical annoying brother, and visually, he's Fell's mini clone. He's a calm, shy sweetheart, however, and when his eye glows, it's red and yellow. He has more energy than either of his parents and they both joke that he got it from his uncles. He prefers ketchup over mustard for miles. He likes leaving practical jokes all around the house for his family to discover, but they're usually things like a bucket full of fish on the doorway or leaving blue bones on the stairways. He's gay and his pronouns are he/him. His parents are Classic and Fell.

Cyan: She likes to hide in weird places to sleep, which is completely unnecessary but whatever. She's more of a bad puns girl, which made her parents proud and her uncles frustrated. Cyan has only one outfit, and it's Classic's old hoodie and a miniskirt. Her closet is used entirely for weapons because her bullets are weaker than she wants them to be. She prefers ketchup and looks more like Classic. She's aro-ace and her pronouns are she/her. Her parents are Classic and Fell.

Indigo: He's the baby of the family, and he's actually the most innocent. However, he's got the strongest Gaster Blaster, as well as the strongest KR. The only problems are that he's a pacifist and he had no control over his powers and therefore several holes in his walls, much to his uncle Papyrus' chargain. He cannot do any wrong, on purpose anyways. He loves both ketchup and mustard equally. He's bisexual and his pronouns are he/him. His parents are Classic and Fell.

Quicksand: She's full of energy, but she's made some decisions that have disappointed her dad, such as learning to pole dance IN A SFW MANNER. It's still a minor guys. She has a wide variety of bullets, though its strongest is the one where she uses her soul. She prefers to sleep in her closet for one hour intervals for maximum efficiency. She's also socially awqward. Her parents wonder what happened that made it so aloof. She keeps her hair shoulder length for simplicity. Her ectoplasm is pink. She's bisexual and her pronouns are she/it. Its parents are Papyrus and Mettaton.

Roboto: He's very messy, which annoys the shit out of his dad. He gets crumbs everywhere, no matter what he's eating. He could be eating soup with no crackers and still get crumbs everywhere. It drives Papyrus nuts. He's a sweet and friendly guy, but if he was put on human capturing duty, he'd just cry and hide the human in his closet. Not that that matters, because he was born post-pacifist route. He's got a long pixie cut type of hairstyle. His ectoplasm is orange. He's gay and his pronouns are he/him. His parents are Papyrus and Mettaton.

Merriweather: She's the neatest neat freak ever, and she's the most adorable bean ever. If she has to eat next to her older brother, she cries. She can't look you in the eyes or stand still for too long before she has to do something, usually clean up after her uncle Sans. The entire family likes to joke that she's their personal housemaid, but she doesn't care, she's too busy making sure the shoes are lined up perfectly. She's got long hair that's always braided. Her ectoplasm is orangy-pink. She's a lesbian and her pronouns are she/her. Her parents are Papyrus and Mettaton.

Nunito: He's another baby of the family, and he's chaotic as hell. He's not messy like his older brother, but he breaks things and jumps around with his big bone bullets in hand. If someone makes a snowman and he has consent, it'll die. He likes to help people out, but if his parents try to ask for help, he'll use malicious compliance. He likes chewing on other people's things for some reason. He has a shaggy cut, like Mettaton's but shorter. His ectoplasm is dark pink, almost purple. He's gay and his pronouns are he/him. His parents are Papyrus and Mettaton.

Here's their age differences:

Violet was born a week and a half before Quicksand.

Crimson was born four years and two months after Violet.

Roboto was born two weeks after Crimson.

Cyan was born four years and one month after Crimson.

Merriweather was born two days before Cyan.

Indigo was born four years and two weeks after Cyan.

Nunito was born two weeks after Indigo.

Violet and Quicksand were 12 years old when Indigo and Nunito were born.

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Violet: ...Listen here, you little shit-

*she runs after you*

Quicksand: You can safely say yes...

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Violet: Knives!!!

V: From what the dope in charge of this universe tells me, you can summon lazers.

Violet: *summons Gaster Blaster* Hereditary violence!

*Jax is shot to oblivion*

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Sawyer: What the hell?

Violet: WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING THINGS???

Ace: Liches and zombies. Should be easy to murdilate.

*Ace stabs a lich with her tail*

Violet: Oooh, so we kill these things.

*KR 9001*

*All of the zombies and Liches are double dead. Success.*

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Sawyer: Not ringing a bell, no.

Ace: Nada from me.

Violet: Nope.

Quicksand: Eh, nothing I remember, sorry.

Jenny: Nothing's coming to mind.

Tommy: What's a reference?

Crimson: Kinda confusing, not gonna lie.

Roboto: Not bringing anything to mind.

Punny: Well, if ideas were money, I'd be begging on the streets.

Beretta: I dunno. *glitches slightly*

Cyan: Who knows?

Merriweather: *is busy cleaning shit up* What's going on?

MJ: The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

Indigo: Is it a reference to Cocomelon?

Nunito: No. No, it's not. I've watched every Cocomelon video, and they don't have that.

iamauthor979: And to think you're getting more ship kids after every event...I have too many that have existed since before this.

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Classic: i'm here, i'm queer, and for a total of 45 months i couldn't have beer.

Mettaton: What he said... We're the reason for the Mpreg tag...

Classic: the most annoying pregnancy was probably crimson. he quite literally grabbed the side of my soul during labor.

Mettaton: Merri gave me the weirdest cravings.

Classic: metta and i were just drinking ketchup on the couch together while paps and fell questioned his sanity.

Papyrus: *from the other room* I WOULD NEVER QUESTION METTATON'S SANITY! WHY WOULD YOU EVER ASSUME THAT OF I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS?

Classic: suuure, bro, and i haven't got a ketchup problem.

iamauthor979: Clearing some shit up, in this AU, when a monster, male or female, gets pregnant, this occurs by souls touching and afterwards, the baby develops within the soul. During labor, the soul splits apart partially to expel the baby. In other words, there are no baby bumps, they're all cryptic pregnancies. The postpartum symptoms get worse for obvious reasons, so instead of about three months, if you're a monster, you should wait at least seven months. If you have any questions, ask me in the comments because I made these ship kids when I was twelve and it might be easier to understand their conception if you ask.

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Violet: *insert poor Shikabane no Odori piano*

Sawyer: Vocaloid...

Violet: Go fuck your girl or shit!

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Violet: Uh...um...YOU SAW NOTHING!!!

*Gaster Blaster noise*

Jenny: Hewo, Vivo, whatcha doing?

Violet: *blushing* Nuthing much, you?

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Punny: I'll kill that emo skeleton fucker...

Pomni: Punny, no.

Classic: yeah, i think the only person who doesn't know is that jenny girl.

Papyrus: INDEED, BROTHER.

~~~How Classic and Fell found out~~~

Classic: vi, your dad and i are going shopping with your uncle paps and uncle metta. will you be alright?

Violet: *making out with her Jenny picture*

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Tommy: He's happy-go-lucky and affectionate, giving kisses rather than punches. If he wasn't half disassembly drone and said drones still actively searched for and killed the worker drones, he'd have been all like "Hug?" He has short white hair with purple streaks and highlights. His pronouns are he/him and he's bisexual.

Beretta: She got the worst of the Solver, and she's glitchy due to that. She can still talk normally, but if I had to pick someone to be the next Cyn, it'd be her. If anyone she doesn't approve of dates one of her siblings, she'll grill them, and if they fail, they die. Most often, it's because they're cheating or pedophiles. She has fully purple hair, but it's the perfect mix between N and Uzi's and it's longer than Doll's. Her pronouns are she/her and she's bisexual.

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Violet: Gay.

Sawyer: Straight.

Ace: Straight.

Cyan: Aro-ace.

MJ: Scoliosexual.

Punny: Gay

Crimson: Gay

Roboto: Gay

Merriwheather: Gay

Nunito: Gay

Not everyone is bi.

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Zooble: Kinda rude you didn't include Pomni.

Pomni: Zooble, it's fine.

*Zooble bridal carries their girls*

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*everyone is straight faced besides Classic, Fell, and their kids*

Sawyer: Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.

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Those who pick Spanish: Sawyer, Jenny, Quicksand, MJ, Roboto, Merriwheather, Cyan, Indigo, Nunito, Tommy

Those who pick vomit: Ace, Violet, Crimson, Beretta, Punny

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*at the start*

Crimson: Do YoU eVeR fEeL lIkE a PlAsTiC bAg~

*At the end*

Crimson: 'CaUsE bAbY yOu'Re A fIrEwOrK~

*lock clicks*

Crimson: Yeah, I escaped!

Roboto: DID YOU KNOW YOUR SINGING VOICE IS VERY CONCERNING, COUSIN?

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Ace: My fucking code is all glitched.

Beretta: Hello.

Ace: Not that bad, but not good, either.

Sawyer: 私が何を経験しているか、あなたには分からないでしょう。私は常に苦しんでいます。

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Hi! So, when I was about 12, I wrote several Undertale AUs, but I didn't have any way to post them, so they're just kinda sitting on my docs.

Well, the two I started writing down are, anyways. I'm never going to post my AU Sistertale because I don't want to use the Rape/Non-Con warning just yet, and yeah, Sans gets raped. Oh, and it's cringe as hell.

I'm considering posting my AU Fathertale. Basically, the story is that due to a glitch in the resets, all eight fallen humans fell at once. They were all also very, very young. Like, the oldest was barely two years old young. When Sans finds them, he decides to adopt them. Also, Papyrus is 12 at this point.

Then, another human falls. Once they fall, they do a few genocide runs. Only the purple soul remembers, and Sans obviously does, as in this AU, this takes place after a ton of Dust tale resets. He comforts her, and eventually, the new human stops doing genocide. Then, there's some story beats that I won't spoil in the case that I do post it.

Well, the question is if I should post it. If so, help me with the names. I did start writing this way before Undertale Yellow became a popular thing, so the justice human is not named Clover as it stands. He's a blonde guy whose name I'm planning on changing either way and you can suggest Clover.

Here's the humans' names I'm keeping:

Blue/integrity: Mako

Orange/bravery: Wild

Green/kindness: Dakato

The maybe pile:

Purple/perserverance: Authy

The no pile:

Cyan/patience: Danth

Yellow/justice: Remu

The other human's name is Nylen, and I'm keeping it.

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Cyan: Is this what you find sexy?

Violet: Cyan, no.

Cyan: *eats way too many marshmallows and throws up magic*

Classic: jeez, kid, calm down before you get sick, huh?

Cyan: Too late for that...

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Violet: Ace's aunt, right? yeah, I've met her, but Cyan hasn't.

Cyan: Met who?

Violet: Nobody! Back to bed, it's noon!

Cyan: *quite literally goes to sleep on the floor*

Violet: I don't want my baby sister meeting her...

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Sawyer: *cries*

Violet: Did Swap make these?

Classic: i don't think so, vi.

Jenny: *unbothered*

Ace: *confused screaming*

Crimson: It'S rAiNiNg TaCoS~

Roboto: COUSIN, YOUR SINGING VOICE IS STILL CONCERNING.

Quicksand: *burying her head in her hands* Show's over, go home, we've suffered enough.

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*at the top of a building*

Ace: I'm gonna jump.

J: Do a flip.

Sawyer: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sawyer dies from heart attack*

Ace: Nooo!!!! Sawy!!!!

*Ace picks up and cuddles Sawyer close*

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Ace: Yay! My baby's alive!

Sawyer: My head hurts and the commenter implied they're gonna torture us.

Ace: Shh, I'll get you some tea.

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Violet: *watching anime*

Jenny: *walks in* Hi, Vivo!

Violet: H-hi, Jen!

Jenny: My parents said I could invite someone to come with us to get ice cream, and of course, Sawyer chose Ace, so I'm inviting you.

Violet: O-Okay. T-Thanks! i-I'll be c-coming with you, o-on my honor!

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Indigo: I like One Piece a lot. I've watched the entire show.

Violet: He likes other animes. I don't know how he watches that shit, he's four.

Indigo: And you're old!

Violet: I'm sixteen.

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*Ace comes home*

N: Where were you?

Ace: With Sawyer.

N: *goes full on XD mode*

Ace: DAD NO!!!!!

N: *takes it too far and flies off*

Ace: *has a mental and emotional breakdown*

N: *realizes he went too far and kisses his daughter sorry*

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Sawyer: I hope your cat has a happy birthday!

*all the kids sign it*

iamauthor979: Sorry, this is hard to convey via text lol

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*Ace and Sawyer on a date*

Punny: *in the bushes* That bitch...

Punny: *jumps out* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sawyer: *cries*

Punny: Sorry! Sorry sorry sorry sorry!

Ace: Let us date!

*Next dare*

Uzi: *carrying hot cocoa*

Annoying dog: *stands in front of Uzi and trips her*

*The hot cocoa ends up all over Classic*

Classic: shit, this hurts a ton...a skele-ton~

Papyrus: BROTHER, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

N: We're so sorry!

Classic: hey, it's fine.

*Next dare*

Violet: *minding her own buisness*

Ace: *flies in* Are you gonna confess soon?

Violet: That's the thing: Jen's so cool and pretty, and I'm a bald-ass skeleton who drinks hot sauce.

Ace: I'ma sit on you until you confess.

Violet: You're what, 5' 2"? I'm already tall as shit. I'm 5' 8", and I'm big-boned.

Ace: *sits on Violet* And I'm made of pure titanium.

Violet: Bruh, what the fuck?

Ace: Also, where the hell did you get the tall gene?

Violet: My uncles, Paps and Edge.

Ace: Yeah, they're tall as shit. Ready to confess?

Violet: Nope.

Ace: I promise, it's easier if you do.

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Roboto: SUCCESS! OUR FELINE FRIEND APPRECIATES OUR GIFT!

Quicksand: He does, doesn't he?

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*Question*

N: Uzi and I haven't slept well in 13 years and we probably won't for another 13.

Zooble: We feel that, brother.

Classic: same here, amigos.

Papyrus: THE GREAT PAPYRUS NEVER SLEEPS!

*Dare*

N: Sorry, this is a dare...

*Slaps Ace barely hard enough to hurt*

N: I couldn't make myself hurt her...

Ace: Aw, thanks Dad.

N: *backhand slaps Sawyer*

Sawyer: *cries*

Ace: DAD!

*Rewards*

*N and Uzi fail at ice skate*

*Sawyer and Ace enjoy their movie*

*Tommy and Beretta hate their babysitter and want Ace*

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So...

I got overwhelmed with life. I won't give details, but I was in the emergency room and then somewhere else in the hospital in late May, and when I came back, I wasn't in a great headspace. Suddenly, this thing blows up and I have to answer 57 questions a day. So I decided to take a break for my own sanity, but I'm back. Sorry I abandoned y'alls.

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Beretta: I've wanted to do this fivever.

Tommy: That meme is more dead than chivalry.

*the twins put needles in Jax's bed*

*Late at night*

Jax: Stupid fucking Caine.

*notices the needles*

Jax: I guess I'm sleeping on the floor tonight.

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Punny: Okay, I'll sign this mysterious contract.

Sawyer: I watched too many demon shows for this... *signs it nervously*

Ace: I'm signing it. Gotta keep my boyfriend safe.

MJ: *signs wordlessly*

Violet: My sibs and I are signing this.

Quicksand: Same here, cuz.

Tommy: Berry and I will when Berry wakes up.

Beretta: *sleeping peacefully*

Jenny: Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope!

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Sawyer: *crying*

Beretta: Don't date our sister.

*smack sound*

Ace: I'm disowning you if you don't stop.

Tommy: We're sorry, Ace! *starts crying*

Ace: *shakes her head*

~Jenny and Violet date~

Jenny: So, I got extra tickets to see The Day the Earth Blew Up if you wanna come.

Violet: *blushing* I guess I'll go.

*at the movie*

Jenny: *crying at Farmer Jim's gift*

Violet: *also emotional but hiding it*

Jenny: You're seeing nothing, okay?

Violet: It's better to just watch the movie.

Jenny: Fair.

*End Credits*

Violet: I liked that movie.

Jenny: Sucks that they're stopping Looney Tunes.

Violet: At least we saw that movie.

Jenny: Yeah, it was a good movi- *trips on a rock*

Violet: *catches her before also tumbling*

Jenny: Well, thanks for trying, Vi- *realizes how close they are and blushes*

Violet: *blushing profusely before jumping off and helping Jenny up* Sorry I also tripped, Jen.

*that night*

Jenny: I have a crush on her, don't I? She'll never like me back, though.

*In the skele-household*

Violet: Does she like me back? She took me to the fuckin' movies, but she didn't do anything romantic at me. I'll just die alone, or I'll find someone else.

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Sawyer: *kissing his pillow, which has a picture of Ace taped to it*

Ace: *walks in* What are you doing, Sawyer?

Sawyer: Practicing for the world's prettiest girl?

Ace: *picks up Sawyer* I'm gonna kiss you so hard you're gonna forget everything for that.

Sawyer: Not if I do it first~

*makeout session noises*

Violet: Hey Sawyer, have you seen Je- *freezes, sees them making out, and leaves* How is that even geometrically possible?

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Quicksand: My favorite color? Either orange-ish pink or lavender.

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Jenny: Holy fucking shit.

Violet: What's so bad about this?

Jenny: I've been locked in small spaces before, and it fucking sucks ass. Also, I don't...do great in the dark...

Violet: Do you need a hug?

Jenny: *sighs* I guess...

Violet: *holds Jenny safely and securely*

Jenny: ...

Violet: *pets Jenny gently*

Jenny: *stifles a yawn*

Violet: *chuckles slightly* You're sleepy now. *under her breath* You're so cute when you're sleepy.

*Timer 1 beeps*

Jenny: *shoots awake for a moment before going back to sleep in Violet's arms*

Violet: *is the color of a ripe plum* She's so fuckin' cute.

Punny: *breaks down door* .Ydob ruoy dnif lliw ydobon dna uoy llik lliw I

Violet: *screech*

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Uzi: Metta's a monster, not a robot. He just happens to pilot a robot body.

Mettaton: While I adore this sexy body, it's not something I was born in, and therefore, while it did have an impact on my children's appearances, I do leave this body if I so wish.

Uzi: I'll try hacking into your body just to prove us right.

Mettaton's: As you must.

*Mettaton's body is hacked but as it is an empty shell, the hacking does nothing*

Mettaton: *leaves his body* Unfortunately, I had to do this four times to give birth.

Uzi: I hope you're happy.

iamauthor979: TL/DR, Mettaton can't get hacked because he's a monster with monster logic.

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iamauthor979: Yeah, this is just an excuse to add more ship kids. Well, this event is called Oops, All Babies!

Pomni: In this event, you'll be asking us stuff about pregnancies, birth, and what our kids were like as babies.

Uzi: There's ore than one of us who would prefer if you keep miscarriges out of this.

Classic: it's a bit of a sensative topic, but you can ask after the event.

iamauthor979: You can ask what the babies were like, what types of BS each individual ship kid got into before they could walk unassisted, all that BS. After this event, you get more Undertale AU ship kids because I have so fucking many. There will also be two ships, but only five ship kids. To be clear, you can still ask the kids directly, but it'll be more like "What was it like in the womb?" and it'll be a scene of them in the womb granted they aren't a Nuzi ship kid.

Uzi: Pregnancy doesn't really happen for drones.

iamauthor979: The event will be closed Sunday, June 22 at 6 PM MDT, so get your questions in now!

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iamauthor979: *is hyperfocused on new fic*

iamauthor979: SHIT I FORGOT TO GIVE THEM EVENT TWO-

*intermission*

iamauthor979: Sorry about that and welcome to event two! The first question is from guest No braincells! They said "Oki, I go first. What was everyone's weirdest craving?"

Pomni: For some reason, I really wanted hot sauce on pickles. One time, Gangle bought hot sauce and ice cream at 2 AM and that actually helped. Even then, I craved it for up until Punny was a week old, which is super weird.

Gangle: That's tame. I wanted to eat drywall for the texture.

Mettaton: I don't think hers is tame, I just think yours is insane. Anyways, I craved play-doh.

Classic: pomni's is the most fucking tame, jesus christ. anyways, i ate a whole packet's worth of purple of magic markers when i waas pregnant with violet. don't tell her, but that's where i got her name.

iamauthor979: Next question by guest fernstarheart! They said "what was Roboto first Word?"

Mettaton: His first word was pasta.

Papyrus: I WAS VERY PROUD OF HIM!

iamauthor979: Next four questions are all by guest Iamacommenter001 (is ur name based on my username lol)! The first one is "is there anyone who plans on getting pregnant again?"

Pomni: FUCK no.

Gangle: I didn't particularily enjoy it and we have enough kids.

Mettaton: We have enough kids and I had to leave my body to give birth, so no.

Classic: stillbirths aren't a great time, and i'm just happy to have had as many surviving kids as i did.

iamauthor979: Next question, "are Ace and Sawyer gonna have a kid when they get older?"

Ace: I'm not sure if we could have a biological one 'cause Sawy is trans and I'm a robot...

Sawyer: We might adopt, though!

iamauthor979: Next question, " what was it like for Gangle and Pomni while pregnant; We all know Jax is ruthless but does he have a soft side for things like this?"

Pomni: I mostly went into a food coma at two months and stayed sleepy for the rest of the time, and Jax can't bug me very easily when I sleep, because I apparently sleep like a rock.

Gangle: He still shoved me down, and I think it was harder...it's his fault MJ was premature... Other than that, I mostly slept or journaled. He only really got a soft side after Sawyer told him that he hated him after a particularily bad incident.

iamauthor979: Next question, "what was your most insane moment with the kids? (For Uxi/N)"

Uzi: When Ace was ten, she came home with her hand in her mouth because someone stabbed her tail in her hand. This was a responce to her stabbing them...which was a responce to them trying to throw her into direct sunlight.

N: Safe to say their parents were entitled jerks who were a good meal.

Uzi: On another note, Beretta tried to throw Tommy out the window because he touched her hair.

iamauthor979: The last two questions are from guest Am Too Wasted For Words! The first one is "What was Papyrus' reaction to Classic telling him that he was pregnant? How did Papyrus feel when Mettaton told him he was pregnant?"

iamauthor979: It basically went like this:

Classic: bro, i have some news.

Papyrus: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY PUNS, BROTHER. WHAT IS WRONG?

Classic: i'm pregnant.

Papyrus: GOOD JOB? I AM UNSURE ON HOW TO REACT BASED ON YOUR TONE OF VOICE.

Classic: i'm worried, bro, especially after last time.

iamauthor979: And then with Mettaton:

Mettaton: Darling, I'm pregnant!

Papyrus: AND AT THE SAME TIME AS MY BROTHER! IT WILL BE NICE TO HAVE COUSINS AROUND THE SAME AGE!

Mettaton: Maybe they'll end up as close as Blooky and I were when we were kids.

iamauthor979: Aaand, the last question is "How did the firstborns first react to their younger siblings (for all ships minus Nuzi bc we saw how Ace reacted to the twins)" First, Charm Bracelet

Pomni: They were crying about Gangle being in a coma, but they still went up to MJ and gave her all the love they could.

Zooble: We just felt lucky they didn't blame her for Gangle's condition and Sawyer still treats MJ like a gift from God.

iamauthor979: Now, Kustard

Classic: violet was immediately hugging crimson like he was a precious gift.

Fell: Well, when she had been an older sister for all of two weeks, she did ask when we were giving Crimson back to the doctor.

iamauthor979: Lastly, Papyton

Papyrus: WELL, QUICKSAND DIDN'T WANT HER BROTHER, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, SHE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT HE NEEDED.

Mettaton: Sandy also watched me prepare a bottle one time on a rerun from when she was a baby and instantly made one herself. Then, she gave it to Robby. Five minutes later, she insisted she hates her brother.

Quicksand from across the room: Still kinda do.

iamauthor979: Aand, that about wraps this up. I'll give you your prize soon, but for now, I'm gonna listen to Rolling Girl while writing fluff.

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Here's my Cream (Cross Sans X Dream Sans) ship kids first!

Starshine: A chill rebel with deep blue and silver magic essence leaking from her head to look like a pixie cut. She likes shooting things with her bow and is a casual hunter during hunting season. She also likes any type of technology, but she specifically uses it when Dream is around to confuse him. When she was a baby, she was a deep blue and silver energy ball. Dream named her for her magic looking like stars in the night sky. She knows how to play the harp, but she never plays the songs Dream wants her to play, instead opting to play things like the Among Us theme and All Star by Smash Mouth. Her pronouns are she/her and she's a lesbian.

Moonshine: A quiet emo anime kid who would never be caught dead doing anything cutesy. Her favorite animes are My Hero Acadamia (she's not one of those weird fans she just likes watching it) and Bananya. She wants to be able to draw but she kinda sucks at it (like me lol). She's the most likely to kill because she's annoyed. The magic essence leaking out of her head is deep blue with hints of purple if you look closely. Dream named her for her magic essence as well, but he was a little more emotional when she popped out (for obvious reasons). She knows how to play the piano, but she only plays anime music with it, and Dream gets annoyed because the music he gives her is sometimes similar. Her pronouns are she/her and she's bisexual.

Sunshine: A happy-go-lucky child who takes after Dream so much. Her magic essence is a golden yellow. When she popped out, she immediately started rubbing Dream's face and being affectionate. This made the already emotional Dream straight up start crying. She's a bit of an airhead at times, but touch one of her sisters and she'll put you in a grave. When she was six years old, she shot a positive arrow straight into one of Nightmare's tenticales because he was holding Moonshine by the shirt. She knows how to play violin, and while she sometimes plays the songs Dream wants her to play, she mostly plays Vocaloid songs. Dream has learned to take what he can get at this point and is therefore proud of her. Her pronouns are she/her and she's a lesbian.

Brightshine: A shy sweetheart who acts like she's too innocent, but Dream's lucky she's his daughter, because if she was on Nightmare's side, she'd be a dangerous enemy. She's a master of manipulation and messing with your head in subtle ways you won't even notice. However, she mostly uses this to make Nightmare cordial with Dream. She will watch Disney movies just to point out what's wrong with them on occasion and her favorite band is Nirvana. She knows how to play the cello, but again, she mostly plays songs that she picked out, usually Nirvana songs, and usually at 3 AM. Dream and Cross both curse her fucked-up sleep schedual. Her magic essence is hot pink with hints of powder pink that look like a heart if you look at it from the right angle. Dream named her that to match her with her sisters. Her pronouns are she/her and she's a lesbian.

Now, here's something y'all would never expect: a Vizzy (V X Lizzy) ship kid!

Miya: A drone with a sadistic smile. She has pink eyes and white hair that is only slightly longer than V's. She can shoot from miles away, and she's on point. She's six years younger than Ace, so have that info. She's got a load of mental issues, which V and Lizzy think are on par for the course given who one of her moms is. Even though she could kill you without a second thought, she's also a sweetheart when she wants to be. She can give you flowers or emotional support any time she wants, and she's surprisingly cuddly. She wears T-shirts with miniskirts and shorts underneath, and she's optimized her clothing as to fly as quickly as possible. V basically did the "throw her in the water and she'll swim" approach to flying, but it did work and Miya didn't die. Her pronouns are she/her and she's bi and ace.

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Ace: Neither I nor Sawyer have magical essence.

Sawyer: Also, I am not a robot. I don't have code to combine with Ace's.

Ace: We also can't do it the old fashioned way because I'm a robot.

Sawyer: While my parents did a version of the old fashioned way, they're technically humans, and on top of that, in the bodies they're stuck in, they're capable of reproducing when they're all AFAB. Ace does not have that luxury.

Ace: When I'm effectively infertile unless I'm with another robot and Sawyer's not a robot, we don't really have a lot of options.

Sawyer: Also, we're 13, we don't need to be considering any of that shit.

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Violet: *standing in the corner, blushing*

Jenny: So you wanted to meet me here?

Violet: *silently gives Jenny a note, her face the color of a ripe plum*

Jenny: *opens the letter, reading it*

Violet: I-I understand if you don't feel the same way... Just don't let this ruin our friendship?

Jenny: *pulls Violet into a hug* Oh, Vivo, I didn't know you felt this way.

Violet: I get it if you're straight...

Jenny: I'm actually not! I'm bi, actually, and...I feel the same way? *blushes heavily*

Violet: *still the color of a ripe plum, bringing her face closer to Jenny's* So...are we official?

Jenny: *'smiles', giggling* Of course.

*And then they kissed*

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Merriweather: Oh boy! This will surely be a fun experience!

*later that night*

Papyrus: I AM QUITE SURE YOUR BED IS COMFORTABLE, MERRI.

Merriweather: But I'm scared. What if the murderer gets me?

Mettaton: Darling, I'm going to have a talk with whoever made her watch that movie.

Papyrus: ALRIGHT, METTA, BUT PLEASE DO NOT DO A MURDER.

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V: Well, Ace, meet Miya.

Ace: *staring at Miya* Her eyes are pink like Auntie Lizzy's.

Lizzy: Yep!

Miya: *stares in baby pill*

Ace: Mommy, Daddy, can you have a baby? Miya's cute!

Uzi: Uh, we'll think about it.

~Bonus: Miya meeting Tommy and Beretta~

Miya: So these are the twins?

Ace: They're pretty cute, right?

Miya: When can they go hunting with us?

Ace: Well, you're seven, I'm 13, and they're two days old, so we need to wait.

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Nunito: I like everyone in my life equally, besides maybe that Jennifer girl for stealing my big cousin.

Violet: Nunito, no.

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Starshine: I like Aja Volkman, personally.

Moonshine: Who the hell is that?

Starshine: Dan Reynold's ex-wife and a singer-songwriter.

Sunshine: Who's Dan Reynolds?

Starshine: The lead singer of Imagine Dragons.

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Moonshine: *applies some skelly-specific lipstick before kissing her reflection* I love you.

Dream: Hey, Moony, I need you and your sisters to-

Moonshine: ...

Dream: ...

Moonshine: ...

Dream: ...

Moonshine: IT WAS A DARE, MOM, I SWEAR!!!

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Sunshine: My favorite movie is Juno. I really like how the stepmom roasts the ultrasound tech.

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Brightshine: I like cakes. Mom always makes good moon cakes, and Dad always messes up.

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Miya: This is easy as hell.

*days later*

Miya: Can I go kms?