Chapter 1: Giovanni's post about his team!!
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AITA for leaving my kid because of business reasons? I, 34 M own a crime organization. I was wealthy, and had a very charming and beautiful wife(36 F), and a very peculiar kid(9 M at the time). We would be called a happy family by someone who doesn't have an idea what a happy family is. Plot twist, we aren't. I was just very stressed out, my organization’s covers are exposed, my economy is doomed, and my employees are mad. Some kid(probably around 12 M) beat me in a fight too, ruining my reputation, and my organization entirely. So, when the kid beats me for the THIRD time ever, in my OWN Gym, that's because I was a gym leader, i just decide to ditch it. I gave some money to one of my employees, and a letter and stuff to my other employees. Everyone was heartbroken. But the thing is, i didn't bring my son, or my now Ex wife with me. My son is livid, and he hates me, while my Ex, well, she didn't choose to be an ex anyway, so she's still pretty loyal to me. I'm considering apologizing to my wife and kids, but it's been so long, my kid probably forgot about me anyway.
Chapter 2: Cyrus tiem
Summary:
Did you know that Cyrus is on the Autism spectrum? Yes? Well, just pretend you didn't know. Okay that's it LMAO
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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AITA for trying to rid the world of Emotions? I, 27M was not treated nicely in my childhood. My mom was not someone emotionally available, and my dad was the same. So naturally, I got a belief that getting rid of all emotions would be the key to peace. And like a madman, i actually did try to. I hired a lot of people and organized a group called “Team Galactic”. I was thriving, and I could just stop there, with wealth and status by my side, i would just go off as a millionaire. But I didn't. Things escalated when some teen tries to stop me. And the kid actually did, at some point, fair and square, just like that. I was honestly baffled that the kid would actually beat me at all. When I was atop mount Coronet, i tried to summon Palkia and Dialga and control them with the red chain I made. It didn't work. Giratina ate me, and now, I'm posting this post from the distortion world. But it's pretty good here, it fits my ideals of a good world. Maybe I should consider letting my commanders and admins in.
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If you can't tell, Cyrus is my favorite character
Chapter 3: Archie's turn
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I'm CONVINCED Archie is in love with Maxie. It's canon. LITERALLY CANON!1!1!1!!1(I say to myself before I get dragged to the rubber room filled with rats that made me go crazy)
(See what I did there)
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AITA for trying to drown the world? Hi, I'm Archie, I'm about 32. I'm the former leader of team Aqua (As you might know). I actually got in contact with Kyogre, and I tried to control it, but Kyogre just wouldn't budge, and it ended up causing a fight against Groudon, who's there because my Ex-Arch Nemesis Maxie summoned him with the blue orb thing. And guess what, the great “god of the sky” serpent god Rayquaza actually came down from the clouds to stop the fight and calm things down, and it worked! It was very badass. The guy who got Rayquaza to stop the fight, was surprisingly a kid, like about 12. They're also the kid of the Petalburg gym leader. Me and Maxie ended up apologizing and it went well, our team kinda disbanded, since we don't have anything to do now. Also, notice how I said “Ex-Arch Nemesis”? Me and Maxie are friends now! Maybe even more than friends- haha (not)kidding. I actually enjoy his company (even though he's a NERDD), and we like to hangout often. So, I need you guys’ opinions on this. Aight that's it
Chapter 4: Archer chapter
Summary:
I don't even know if he's classified as a real evil team leader, but I mean, he IS one of the main villains in HGSS and Johto games, so I'm including him
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Am i the Asshole for crying because my boss left me? I'm about 29, and I'm an admin in an evil organization, bla bla bla, if you wanna know more, i suggest you type in Archer Apollo in Google. If you don't, here's a little recap on what happened. So everything was going like, super well, until this kid, his name's red, beat us up really hard at pokemon battles. I was CRYING, my reputation is RUINED. And so was my Boss's.. My boss, he's a pretty nice man. He'd hang out not so often at work, strike up a few convos. He'd even had me question my sexuality, even though he has a wife and a kid. Look, I don't wanna be some side… idk, I can't say “chick” cuz I'm a guy, eh whatever. And he ABANDONED US!!! I was CRYING all night, His now Ex wife tried to comfort me, to no avail. I miss him. A lot. Even though Im a criminal, i still have emotions, yk? I then did the obvious thing to do. I went and got over to the goldenrod radio tower, and I broadcasted some stuff to get my boss back. He didn't come back. I still miss him.
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I actually love Archer x Giovanni, you won't understand
Chapter 5: Land nerd post
Summary:
Max is a nerd LMAO
I still love him dearly tho, he's adorable
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AITA for summoning Groudon? I, 32 M Own a type of Organization, a team. Our goal is to get rid of as much water and seas as possible, for humans to progress on. I decided that Summoning Groudon and making him evaporate the water was mandatory, and so I did. It ended up in a total disaster. An entire drought was formed. It was so hot outside, i could cook a torchic egg with sunlight alone. My goals were NOT to make the entire world hot, and instead to make more land, but it did not work. I also tried to make Groudon erupt some volcanoes so that the lava and magma could cool and become land, that was inspired by the New Cinnabar island, and of course, that was too much of a stretch, and I didn't manage to do it, instead, Groudon fought with Kyogre, because it had been summoned by Archie, my proclaimed “Arch Nemesis”. He also failed in his conquest to flood the world. Rayquaza, yes, the serpent, flew in to stop the fight, and it succeeded. None was damaged, but I did get filed a lawsuit, and my team disbanded for obvious reasons. I luckily managed to stay out of Prison, and I'm living peacefully in my home. If you're wondering, Yes, Me and Archie's relationship has turned better, and we're now close friends. Groudon and Kyogre also ran away, and I never managed to catch them. Any thoughts?
AkagiCyruslover69 on Chapter 1 Sun 23 Mar 2025 02:01PM UTC
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