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Https://Www.Twitterwhateverthehellitisnow.com/Groupchat/HOMCHAT74LEGIT4REAL
Group chat started
@KingDiamenshia has started the chat.
@KingDiamenshia has added 10+ users.
KingDiamenshia: @All A notification, everyone. I have started a group chat for you all to join and communicate in.
@Susie has joined.
@Tom has joined.
@Gamera has joined.
@Uzi has j-
A few hours later…
Susie: so what we gonna do here
Spamton: Want to go add-free? Click here for a once-in-a-lifetime deal! You will love it so much you will DIE!
Ralsei: Um, I think we should maybe find a way to make things less chaotic? I mean, with all these people, things might get kinda crazy if things aren’t organized.
@lilmonix3 has joined.
Flowey: Who the heck is that? Who invited that person?
Lilmonix3 has changed their name to Monika.
Monika: I invited myself here.
Barry: are you a hacker?
Monika: You could say that. Don’t worry, I’m only here to bring order to what is surely going to go to hell and back again.
@lilmonix3 has promoted themself to overseer.
@lilmonix3 has demoted @KingDiamenshia to non-existent (meaning they are unable to interact with, view, or see this chat).
Gamera: well, i’m sure that isn’t bad in any way.
Flowey: where’d your “ë” go?
Gamera: because the STUPID USERNAME SERVICE DOESN’T REGISTER THAT NAME
Flowey: Ah. That would explain it.
Spamton: OMG DIS LINK GONNA MAKE YOU STINKIN RICH
@lilmonix3 has added 10+ users.
Monika: So, I’ve added literally everyone not in this chat, to make it a true “Multiversal Chat”.
Gamera: that might have been a bad idea
Kirby: POYO
Mario: IT’S-A-ME
MatPat: THE LORE
skidandpump: IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH
MX: I’M-A-GONNA-KILL YOU!
Wario: YOU WANT FUN
timmy696969420420lolbruh: IMMA SAY A BAD WORD
@lilmonix3 has limited the chat to one message per 5 seconds.
Monika: Okay, that should work.
Chapter 1
The Madness Continues
greatest of beasts: oh cool ive never seen you people before
Gamera: who are you?
greatest of beasts: you can call me gb
Flowey: Hold on. We haven’t done a Mario’s Madness story yet? Why are you here??
greatest of beasts: lol were only like 3 pages in and yall already breakin the 4th wall
MX: Innocence doesn’t get you FAR
Barry: great, another one.
Susie: how many of yall are here
greatest of beasts: get ready lol
7 GRAND DAD: FLEENSTONES?!
Chris Pratt: It’s-a-me. A-Mario.
Somari: This message has been deleted by @lilmonix3 due to the extreme vulgarness and racism.
Beta Luigi: …
L IS REAL 2401: Im boutta drown
Luigi Number 1: I HATE YOU
Turmoil: odheosbdiwbw
youwantfun: WARIO SHOW YOU FUN!
‘the: IMMA GOD
SuperbadM: Lucky!
Thecoolmario: yall are losers
Secret History: Hi
Racist: you are all RACE TRAITORS
Da best boos: we’ve won already
Hallyboo: Remember, kids; Piracy is No Party!
VR: im in ur hed
Mr. L: LUIGI NUMBA ONE
Proman: I’m not havin fun bro
[notfound]: HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Costume: LET’S-A-GO!
M: It’s-a-me.
M: MARIO!!
You_Cannot_Beat_Us: YOU CANNOT BEAT US!
Omega: Omega