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In 1869 sant Petersburg fyodor once again meets up w the japanese named Dazai Osamu
The two guys began talking and walking towards Fyodors apartment for a tea party
*at Dostoyevsky's apartment*
Fyodor told Ivan to make tea for two while Dazai was sitting at the table waiting for Russian 2 minutes later Ivan came back with the tea and earned a slap from Fyodor for "taking too long" with making the tea after that Ivan just smiled and apologized to Fyodor and Dazai for taking too long Osamu stared at Dostoyevsky and said
"I wouldn't mind if u also slapped me;3”
Fyodor looked at him with disgust and began drinking his tea sometimes looking at Dazai and thinking about him in weird ways even though he tried his best to keep these thoughs away. Osamu wasn't helping with the thoughts he kept trying to rizz Fyodor up after a few minutes of that Dazai looked at Dostoyevsky and went
-"Are you Japanese?Cuz I'm trynna get in Japanties~"
Fyodor looked him dead in the eyes and said
-"Dear Dazai can you stop with the gay nonsense please"
Osamu kept going
-"Too bad I won't stop till your begging me to stop"
Dostoyevsky just left Dazai at the table and went to the kitchen pissed at Osamu and took is iron supplements.dazai did not like being left alone at the table he went after Fyodor and began flirting with him trying to make him mad trying to make him lose his patience Fyodor was about to scream at Dazai to get out of his apartment and that he should kill himself but he managed to stay a little bit calm that was until Dazai grabbed his ass and looked at him Dostoyevsky was shocked to say the least Osamu went
"Ik your Christian and stuff but u can sometimes sin a little..."
Fyodor was disgusted at Dazai and himself for liking the idea about bending Dazai over the table and brutally fu-Dostoyevsky stopped thinking about these senerios as soon as Dazai got even closer and was leaning over to kiss him Fyodor stopped him with his hand and pulled him away then said
-" i know what you and Kunikida did in the ADA bathroom and I do not want to get any diseases from u. Do you even shower Dazai? I can smell you from a meter away."
Dazai was flabbergasted and just went back to the table sad and wondering about why Dostoyevsky doesn't want him
After that Fyodor just came up to Dazai and told him
-"Get out Dazai pls.
Osamu got brutally rejected and accepted his defeat he left in silent but when he was about to leave he looked at Fyodor
-"honestly if if wasn't for your nasty personality I would definitely smash" then left quickly
Dostoyevsky was standing in front of his door processing what the Japanese just told him he was shocked and disgusted at the same time
-"What the actual fuck..? "
The end thx for reading! ☆(≧∀≦*)ﾉ