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Stuart's Taco Truck drives by to Disneyland, the crowded busy theme park still filled with color throughout the night, after defeating the Fire Titan with everyone alive and well, Toby suggested a trip to Disneyland everyone agreed on after Strickler and Barbara's Wedding
Aja sniffs the air and calms down, ready to just be part of the crowd and actually have fun!
"So humans make big parks like this as a means of entertainment?" Krel remarked "Well technically big corporations do it but yeah, Humans built all this for us to have fun." said Toby, chipper as ever even after blasting Bellroc and surviving
"Its been a while since we last visited... Jim?" Claire reminded Jim of some old memories "I mean, I never really had that chance till your parents took me in." Jim noted that after he got turned human, despite the Arcane Order still being around at that time, had time to actually enjoy his life as a human again.
Eli started rambling on about some frozen head under this whole land or how that head's spirit lives in a random apartment, some other things that include many conspiracies like secret rooms in the rides or people mysteriously dying, Blinky was intrigued and wanted to hear more when...
AIRHORN
Blinky and Eli shrieked at the noise and looked to see Steve with an airhorn in hand "Come on buttsnacks, Disneyland isnt about conspiracies or whatever, and we just want to have fun without worrying about being killed"
"Steve!" both exclaimed Steve raised his airhorn again "If I hear you conspiring with Blinky I WILL not hesitate to airhorn you guys"
"Hey guys, check it out!" Toby pointed at a peculiar attraction that caught his... and Aaarrrrgghh's eyes
Steve, jaw agape and in awe "Disneyland's Excalibur..."
Aja starts spinning gears in her head confused "Wait, this amusement park has its own Excalibur?"
"What? No, its just a park attraction, you pull on the sword and it rises a bit, its kinda random on who it deems quote unquote "worthy"" Eli pulling up rabbit ear fingers to get his point across,
Blinky starts rambling in amazement "I hear many tales about this park attraction, how it works is a mystery to me... Perhaps a mythical creature we've never documented!"
Eli starts to catch on "Ooh ooh! maybe it's a smaller nimue that works for Disney!, I only heard of what she did from Steve but it could be a small version of her-"
AIRHORN
While Eli was trying to come up with theories on how the sword in the stone worked he didn't realize Steve snuck up on both of them and blasted his airhorn "I warned you guys, and you didn't listen to me."
"Are you really going to follow us with that ear splitting device?" Blinky yelped.
Steve replied with a smug grin "As long as it takes, you and cheese slice over there best watch your back because ol' Steve will be waiting, and when you least expect it, BAM! airhorn to the ear!" Shoving his airhorn onto Blinky's face where he immediately chomps down and eats it
Steve gets shocked for a moment and drops his arms... Before slowly pulling out another airhorn from his pocket.
Eli was starting to get concerned and questioned "How many do you have?" Steve just stared at them with a menacing smile and said nothing.
Douxie finally decided to intervene and say something, "Okay, so I know we're all looking forward to a good night in disneyland and I propose we leave the Sword in the Stone for last, while we all enjoy everything else."
"Sounds about right, Hey Claire?" Jim asked "it's your call for both of us, i'll pick one after." Claire smirked "Hope you got the guts to ride with me, I'm picking something big, extreme, and probably dangerous, and hey, if anything happens then i'll just portal us out of trouble." Jim really didn't have anything to say about that...