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He had been waiting for the right moment. He had to. Everyone depended on him. But WHY did it have to be so goddamn boring. Ranpo sighed staring blankly at his phone (He was playing candy crush) and let himself roll of the chair onto the floor where he stared at the ceiling. "Why, why do I have to suffer like this" He whined while reaching for the bag of gummybears next to him. "I cant do this anymore" He cried out while ripping them open. "Mhmhmhmhm" He complained after stuffing as much candy in his mouth as he could.
A while later (after eating every bit of food accesible to him and throwing up two times) he had an amazing idea. He picked up the phone. "POE IM DYING" His rival, as he expected started to panic, asking him where he was and what was happening. Ranpo described where he was, and repeated that he was dying. "Why!?" Poe asked, to which Ranpo only answered with "Boredom". Poe hung up. Ranpo "tch tch tch"ed and sat up, getting a bit more serious, and called atsushi.