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“Heroes, heed our call! Please save our… World?” The head summoner looked on in utter disbelief over what he was seeing. Per the King’s orders, the had taken advantage of Queen Mirellia being in Faubrey to discuss the Waves by summoning all four Cardinal Heroes at once, thus ensuring that Melromarc would have their full cooperation.
There was just one teensy little problem.
All four of the Heroes, for some ungodly reason, were very confused young girls! Three of them didn’t look any older than ten or so!
The Shield Devil looked to be a Hakuko, with a green dress and perpetually closed eyes.
The Sword Hero was a Tanuki Demi-Human, dressed in rags like one would see on a slave, with unkempt, tangled hair. She also looked pretty malnourished and kept coughing violently, as if she had taken ill.
The Bow Hero was a blonde haired, blue eyed girl with wings, dressed in a white dress with blue trimmings, who kept complaining about being hungry and asked where her ‘master’ was. She also seemed to know the other Heroes for some reason, even though only the Shield Devil seemed to recognize her at all.
And finally, the Spear Hero was a brown haired girl, about thirteen, asking about something called ‘Second Life’ and where her sisters were. She was the only human among the group.
The summoners looked between each other in concern, trying to figure out what to do about this unexpected development.
One thing was for certain though.
The King was going to murder them.
Then the Queen would find some way to resurrect them and kill them again.
…Fuck.
Meanwhile, a certain red haired Bitch felt like her days were numbered for some reason m.