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Boxterr is an box. He plays music in his head but other people can hear it because he's not delusional. He SHITs himself.
One dan Boxturd was running down like the dentist when he got hit by an apapplecart bus. "Oh mine shit I've been busd"
He saidn and broke all of h is boens. He was dead on the street SAD
But he was actually alive because I can't write a boxten thing without boxten can I? AnyWAY he was running down like the dentist again but not on the road becayse he learned his lesson.
Piss
He ranned into Dandy st beecause dandic is so FAT and OBESE that he took up the whole sidewalj. Dandis said "Boxte I why did you do that" and Boxturd shat his pants because of how FAT and POWERFUL diddy Daniel Dandy was.
"Now my shirt has box on it and I can't run my Prosperous Industry™️" dandi daniel had a tantrum and cried like a baby then shat into the sky and flew away at 289363 kilometers per second
Licks
Boxtena went back to his home full of anima girls figurejns and posters because he has NO FRIEND. S he has No BITCHES.
FATHERLESS. Anwyay he wentde home and played fortnite for 201 hours straight and shat .