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Yoongi whined as Hoseok steered him into the local bar. “you know, you can't actually force me to socialize,”
Hoseok laughed and nodded, “but i have a feeling tonight will be different!”
Hoseok had brought Yoongi out to a lot of monster bars in the hopes of him finally finding someone other than himself to talk to.
They both sat down side by side on the dirty bar stools and looked around the musty room. Hoseok was scouting out some potential pals for yoongi, but yoongi was looking for potential emergency exits.
That is, he looked for exits until his eyes fell of an extremely attractive boy sitting amongst what looked like a collection of werewolves, a phoenix, and a banshee. He had bright orange hair and was smiling the kind of smile that makes u happier on the inside. He was the most beautiful creature Yoongi had ever seen.
Hoseok caught him staring and grinned a playful grin. He nudged Yoongi, tearing him away from his trance, “his orange hair would definitely compliment the mint colour u got going on.”
Yoongi tried to shrug off the obvious attempt to make him go over to the entrancing character, but couldn't help but feel pulled toward him. He had to concentrate hard on looking at the drink Hoseok handed to him in order not to stare.
“Just go over there and talk to him,' Hoseok urged, “You are one of the most attractive types of monster in the world. Any guy would go crazy if he had a vampire approach him.”
“I cant and wont.” yoongi replied, with determination.
Still he soon found his mind wander from the boring appletini that was getting warm in his tight grasp and his gaze fell on the orange haired boy again.
Only this time, the boy looked back.
Yoongi wanted nothing more than to look away and pretend he hadnt been staring, but the big, dark, beautiful eyes hooked him in, and he couldnt look away even as he heard Hoseok set himself on fire behind him.
He saw the orange haired boy smile and nod while still maintaining eye contact.
IS HE SMILING AND NODDING AT ME?? yoongi's head exploded as he felt literally every emotion at once. The strongest one being 'run run run run run run run” but yoongi could not move.
Well, he couldnt move until he realized there was only one place he could go. As soon as he thought of it, his body began to move itself toward the orange haired boy. His feet tripped over pretty much everything because his eyes were fixed on the boy in front of him. He watched as the boy shooed away his friends, and felt butterflies in his stomach so strong that he felt like throwing up.
“Hi, I'm Jimin.” The boy gave this sultry stare that knocked yoongi back on his butt. Luckily jimin was so quick and slick that he put an chair underneath him and caught hi before he fell to the ground.
Yoongi couldnt even muster a thank you. Instead his tongue spit out something that might have sounded like his name.
“Yogurt?” Jimin asked. The chuckle that came with the word only left yoongi the strength to nod. He knew that now and forever he would have to become Yogurt. He would have to change his driver license, hed have to tell all his friends, he'd probably even have to go to court. What would his parents think.
After a moment of silence while yoongi, no, Yogurt, figured out his future Jimin spoke again. “So Yogurt, what exactly are you? You look pretty human-y to me.”
“YES.” Yogurt shouted, and that was all. He began to sweat, he was so proud of himself for getting a full, real word out, but the confused look on Jimin's face got him so embarrassed that he was surprised he wasnt crying.
Jimin saw that Yogurt was trying to say more, so he patiently waited.
Yogurt's brain was suddenly filled with 'omg what a gentleman.' but he knew he had to get a hold of himself. He had to answer the question. Which was...? Oh RIGHT “vampppppp” he found himself stuck on the letter. His brain began shut down mode.
“A Vampire? Oh wow, i've always wanted to meet a vampire.”
Yogurts brain suddenly started back up, every light in his body shone. He imagined that if he were in an MRI right now that te lights would shine brighter than new york city. He thought to himself 'hes always wanted to meet ME???'
“Can u turn into a bat for me?” Jimn looked excited. Yogurt felt like he could die.
Yogurt nodded very slowly as he tried to concentrate on the transformation he had done thousands of times.
He saw the world around him getting bigger and watched jimins face, hoping to see shock and wonder ion his face. Instead all he saw was a beautiful boy trying to hide a smile.
Yogurt looked down at what was supposed to be a bat body.
Instead he saw his own, human hands, human feet, and his own bare, naked body sitting on top of his clothes, that were now much to big for him.
He slowly came to realize that he was so distracted by Jimin that instead of becomming a bat, he had only shrunk to the size of a bat. And was now standing,tiny and naked,in front of the most beautiful person in the world.