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Chuuya fell in love with Peppa, that was obvious to anyone, he would always blush and tweak like a school girl every time he saw the pink pig
Chuuya was playing with his hair when he said to Peppa
“I love you so much my gravity pig”
Peppa felt an immense delight hearing those words and made acknowledging pig sounds
Dazai saw Peppa and Chuuya and got so heartbroken that he tried to commit sewerslide by choking on oxygen
“I can’t believe my ginger dude did that…”
Chuuya saw him and angrily said
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING MACKEREL ?! WHATEVER WHAT YOU TRY TO DO YOU WILL NEVER BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN MY PEPPA GRAVITY PIG !”
Dazai was tweaking just like a skibidi toilet who’ve been rizzed by alpha wolf
“CHUUYA ARE YOU OUTTA THE PSYCH WARD TO DATE A PIG FROM A LITERAL TV SHOW ?!”
Peppa suddenly popped up like a fnaf jump scare and started singing evilly
“I’M PEPPA PIG”
Dazai looked at Peppa pig with a flabbergasted expression as he realized what has occurred
“Chuuya…I think we unlocked the evil backrooms sigma male cocker table basse peppa mode”
Chuuya spoke with horror
“NO PEPPA FIGHT YOUR DEVILS !”
Peppa started to transform into an evil emo girl and started to drink 9 gallons of monster
Peppa died from monster overdose, then Chuuya and Dazai NoClipped in the backrooms.