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Spiderman is on a roof somewhere about to swing off but then deadpool randomly pops up behind him. "Hey baby boy~" Deadpool puts his hands to his chin and even though he's wearing the mask you can tell he's smirking. Spiderman stands up, confused, and looks at the Deadpool. Deadpool sees Spiderman is clearly shorter then him. "How old are you?" Spiderman looks up at him. "Uhhh i'm 18." Deadpool turns to the audience and says, "Looks like your gonna have to wait a few years you little pervert~"