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"Cameras set?"
"Yep, one in each lobby." Alice began to pull up the live feed of the different casinos on the mainframe as yes man rolled behind her, watching.
"Perfect! Now, the second part of the plan!" He excitedly held up the large bag filled with many assorted bottles of soap. Alice pushed open one of the overlooking windows of the 38, observing the lit up casinos in the early morning, not yet opened foe the day. Before she closed the window, she grabbed an armful of suction dildos and proceeded to throw them as hard as she could, most of them landing on the higher windows of the other casinos or on the rooftops before only having one left in her hand. She pulled the window back shut, wordlessly stuck the dildo to yes man's screen, and then walked off to the kitchen area for the other bag filled with bottles of lube.
"Aaaa you know how much I hate that!" Yes man exclaimed, struggling with his large claws to pry the suction off his screen which caused Alice to hysterically laugh as his vain efforts kept flopping the dildo around. He finally went limp in defeat, grimacing at Alice as best he could with a dick stuck to his screen. "You're lucky I love you Alice."
"Awww I love you too~" she winked as she popped the dildo off his screen and then breathed on his screen, grabbing a cloth out of her coat to clean off the suction spot. He became flushed at this, which was immediately noticeable to Alice as she lingered close to his screen before backing off. Even though they're together (sorta) she's never tried to kiss him before and doesn't even know if he would even want her to. Better not push it.
"A- alright, best do this before we lose the cover of night!" He eagerly rolled into the elevator, damn near dragging Alice with him. When she proposed pranking the other casinos on the strip, she didn't think yes man would even want to go along with it or even know how to do so, let alone be excited to do it almost more than she was.
The first stop was the tops. Alice got in easily as she had a key still from when she kindly ridded the world of a fashion nightmare. She realized she wasn't the one who made the plan for the tops. "Wait, what was the plan here?" She whispered, becoming even more confused when yes man pulled out a screwdriver.
"Nothing too complicated, just going to loosen every screw on the seats. Too bad I can't get the satisfaction of pranking Benny, I'm pretty sure I could have whipped up a dead molerat to put in the vents leading to his personal suite!" Alice chuckled, kinda sad he never got revenge on that tacky slut of a man. She pulled a screwdriver of her own out of her bag and went to help yes man loosen screws on every stool and chair they could find on the main level.
They would've done the omertas had it not been for Alice shooting up the building while freeing the women there. Even she wonders how the fuck she survived back then.
They both went to the ultra luxe, but before they went in yes man put the bag of soaps in front of the large fountain and proceeded to crush the bottles into the fountain.
"Yesser I could've just opened those..." he shrugged as much as a securitron could.
"I know, I just wanted to crush something for once." He looked at his claws and proceeded to swish them into the water in an attempt to get the soap off with little success.
"Here, let me help." Alice grabbed his claws, rubbing them in the water until the soapy film was off. She liked holding his claws like this. Before she let her thoughts wander further she let go, hoisting the other bag over her shoulder as she made her way to the entrance. Yes man followed once he snapped out of his trance, carrying the rest of the soap with him.
Alice pulled another key out of her jacket, unlocking the casino.
"Wait how did you get that key??" Alice looked at him like a deer in headlights.
"Uhhhh...yeah no I don't have a good lie. I stole it around when I was getting you in the mainframe." Yes man shrugged, not even surprised.
Alice proceeded to place the bag of lube down, opening each bottle and pouring it on the floor, from back to front while yes man found the pool and poured the rest of the soap in it. Alice opened the bottles this time making it easier for him.
"Alright, that should be everything. Ready yesser?"
"Yep! We should hurry back to the 38, the casinos open in twenty minutes!" They both hurried out of the ultra luxe and locked the doors back before heading back to the 38, ready for the hyjinx to incur.
As yes man flicked to the mainframe to double check all the feed, Alice flung the remaining dildo at his screen again, at first causing him to have an annoyed look before he transferred back into his securitron body and grabbed her from behind before she could even react.
"Aa! Let go!"
"Not until you throw this God forsaken object out of this casino!"
"Never!" Alice flailed helplessly in his robotic arms, knowing she was not getting out of this. She finally went limp, surrendering to his grasp before having an idea. She turned around in his arms to face him and gave a light peck on his screen. His face changed immediately from one of irritation to shock and Alice was praying it wasn't a bad shock.
Yes man nudged his screen softly against Alice's forehead which caused them both to laugh. "Alice you have no idea how much I wanted to do that but I was afraid you'd think it was ridiculous.." Alice placed her hand on his screen, smiling.
"Yesser nothing you do is ridiculous. I love our weird relationship with all its quirks. I love you." She placed a longer kiss where his animated mouth was, enjoying the strange feeling of the static on his screen before pulling back. Right then the mainframe beeped to indicate motion on the cameras. Yes man let Alice go finally and she scurried to get a blanket and some snacks before climbing on top of yes man, ready to watch a day of chaos with her robot boyfriend.