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Part 2 of A03 originals :3
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2025-04-03
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2025-04-09
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2/?
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? Nothing Makes Sense ¿

Summary:

ENA (DREAM BBQ) X (Female) Reader
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"ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵐⁱⁿᵈ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ- ᵂᴴᴱᴿᴱ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴴᴱᴸᴸ ᴵˢ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴮᴼˢˢ!?"

 

"ᴵ…ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵐᵃ'ᵃᵐ, ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ"

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[!!NOTE!!]
I DO NOT own the ENA web series or ENA dream BBQ, all characters from those pieces of media belong to Joel G, I only own a handful of OC’s that are present in this fanfic.
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Notes:

uhhh rain is cool is guess 😭

Chapter 1: Rain

Chapter Text

ah…  Rain…


it can be a soft pitter patter or a harsh downpour…


it can be humidly warm or freezing cold


it can be warm and strong, cold and strong, soft and warm or soft and cold and everything in-between


the way the rain feels depends on temperature and Cloud weight


the clouds can be guessed but they also stray from predictions


there predictable and unpredictable at the same time


they are so free


not tied down to one place


unlike you


poor [Name]


chained to the slowly crumbling city around you


forced to work until the day your organs fail


no close family…


no real friends…


and certainly no love life…


don’t you want to FREE¿?


don’t you want you experience a fun filled Life?



why are you so uncertain…?


you have nothing for you here.


it's time to live how you truly should




you have nothing left for you.

Chapter 2: Where the ∫⇓‹K am I???

Summary:

you fall out of the sky, paralyze yourself and get hired against your will in the span of 20 minuets.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

FALLING…

you're falling through the air

… and you’re not entirely sure why.

wind rushes past you, but you can’t open your eyes

your brain is awake but your body is unresponsive

Falling falling falling… then suddenly

¡THUMP!

Pain. Sharp aching pain.

your head is pounding with a needle-sharp pain that is akin to a headache you would get after a night of partying.

you hear a muffled voice “AGH!! EW! COSA È QUELLO!?”

“Huh…?” you croak out

as your eyes slowly crack open, you’re met with a greyish blue sky with… cracks? What…?

A half red and half white face suddenly appears in your line of sight “oh wow! What an odd thing you are!”

you try to move your body but the pain in your skull shoots down your spine “ACK!” you grunt in agony as you’re thrown off the thing you landed on

said creature turns red in the face and jumps around “EHI! ASCOLTATE, CORTIGIANE: HO APPENA AVUTO IL GIORNO PEGGIORE DELLA MIA VITA, OK?!! HO COMBATTUTO TRE VOLTE- NO QUATTRO! NO, NO, CINQUE!! CINQUE VOLTE!!” it squeals as it throws the trash bag it was holding on to the ground and starts to shove its weird playdough noodle fingers in your faces.

“HO ROTTO LA MIA RAGAZZA, HO UCCISO MIO FRATELLO, E ORA- Q-QUESTA COSA MI È CADUTA ADDOSSO! I- ARGGHHHHH!!” it suddenly falls over like a fainted goat.

you lay on the floor staring at the scene through the corner of your vision “w… what…?” you blink in confusion as you struggle to turn your head to view the fainted white mammal (?) better.

the half red half white woman approaches you silently, quickly crouching down to obscure your vision of the entity laying a few feet away  “hmm…” her eyes squint at you.

“you... you’re quite the odd entity aren’t you…?” her (??) voice is quiet and the statement she just stated sounds more like a comment to herself than anything else. Suddenly the half and half girl pull you up by your underarms holds you Infront of her face, your feet dangle in the air limply.

you try to speak but your throat is all clammy with anxiety, you can barely get a squeak out.

“Huh! You somewhat resemble me-” her face glitches (??) and her yellowish white side starts speaking “what even are you? Some gross squishy double of me?” she drops you on the floor, and you land… right on your tailbone… ow…

you lay on the warm sandy floor, you hear some harp sounds and the woman and the weird white animal talking to each other.
you try to sit up again… and you actually manage to maneuver yourself to sit somewhat comfortably

your entire body aches… but your head hurts the most…

you try to remember what happened prior to falling into this…place, but when you try to jog your memory your head starts to ring and throb

“agh…” you groan and clutch your head in pain, gripping your hair in your hands.

you feel a hand clasp onto your shoulder “are you alright my fleshy companion?”

you slowly angle your head to look up at the half and half lady “… huh?”

her other side groans “are you deaf? I asked you if you you’re alright!” she shouts into your ear

You jump back in shock as her grip on your shoulder tightens “A-YEAH! YEAH, I’M OKAY!” your voice rising every word you speak.

she squints at you and give your shoulder a squeeze before letting go and stepping back, and it suddenly hits you how tall she is… this red and white woman TOWERS over you “Jesus Christ…” you mutter under your breath as you look up at her

“What’s Jesus Christ?” she somehow heard you.

you feel your cheeks warm up in embarrassment as you quickly get on your feet “Nothing!”

she lets out a weird sound before her red side smiles “WELL!” she claps her hands in front of her face “We need to go find some thing to cover the eyes of the fellow over there!” she points to a purple child thing (???) that’s standing atop a large structure

“what is that…?” you squint against the sun as it shines through the purplish red structure and onto your face

her hands rest on the back of your shoulders, her hands tightening and untightening on a sort of massaging motion “our business goal” you can hear the grin in her tone despite not being able to see her face…

… it gives you a sense of déjà vu… but you have no idea why

the way her hands are positioned on your shoulder blades… rubbing your sore skin

it reminds you of someone you loved…

“HELLO!?” you’re suddenly snapped out of your little daydream when her white side yells at you

your settled posture turns rigid again “ah sorry ma’am” you step back and give her some distance, she seems slightly irritated by this action oddly enough

“you should be sorry! I was trying to get your attention!” she huffs “we’re running out of time! I must find the Gei-BATHROOM” she speaks completely normally until she says bathroom, her body turns into a weird smooth humanoid, and she returns to normal shortly after

you blink in surprise “… whoa”

she blinks in surprise “uh…”

you stare at each other before she suddenly reels back, seemingly… embarrassed? “Well! Alright let’s go do our jobs now!” she snatches you by the arm and drags you off into the desert.

wait…

OUR jobs?

Notes:

TURRON 🎂🎂🎂🎂

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