Work Text:
A:
"I love you."
"I can't help but think of you all the time, and everything reminds me of you."
B:
"That's so sweet of you."
"I love you more, your just so ABCDEFGHIJK."
"Amazing, Beautiful, Caring, Daring, Exceptional, Fantastic, Gorgeous, Hopeful, and I'm, Not, Kidding."
A:
*you're.
"Your and you're are two different words."
"Because I'm yours, and you're mine."
B:
AWWWWWW STAWPPPP I CANT ANHMORE IM BLUSHING AND KICKING MY FEET RN HELP LOVE U POOKS
A:
AWWWW LOVE U TOO HONEY BUNNY BABAGRIL POOKIE BEAR
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anyways back to the roleplay
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B:
"Roleplay, huh?"
"You be McDonald's and I'll be Nike cuz I'll be doing it and you'll be loving it."
A:
"Doing what?"
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B:
"Nothing."
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A:
"Why?"
"To not get cancelled by the dirty-minded folks who might read this?"
B:
"You're not wrong, but there is a better answer."
"I love doing nothing with you, because even in the nothingness, it means everything."
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A:
"Dang."
"I bet someone is feeling single right now because of us."
What a freaky chat session.