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Sigma has never loved anyone in his 3yo life (chill guys I know he isn’t three-) more than he loved alpha wolf.
They both met when Sigma was on Reddit asking people “Why do people say my name is brainrotted”, which alpha wolf responded “I mean…you’re the giga chad…I bet ya listen to phonk”
Sigma instantly fell in love with the dominant alpha wolf, looking at his alpha features thoroughly.
But Sigma didn’t knew that his beloved alpha wolf was in fact cheating on him with Dazai, alpha wolf was a fat red flag.
Alpha wolf looked at Sigma defeated, he knew he messed up, but how could he tell him that Dazai was pregnant and he was the father ?
Alpha wolf cleared his throat and muttered “Sigma…I have something to tell you…”
Sigma stared intensely at alpha wolf and said “What ?! You’re pregnant ?!”
Alpha wolf sneered then responded “No…actually quite the opposite…well…Dazai is pregnant and I’m the father”
Sigma’s eyes widened, as soon as he heard it he went to see Dazai
“DAZASS ! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SUSSY BAKA ALPHA WOLF ?!”
“Ligma please…Alpha Wolf agreed to commit double suicide with me…”
Sigma answered surprised “But aren’t you p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pregnant..?
Dazai shrugged his shoulder and said “I used to, but I ate the baby”
Sigma looked flabbergasted “YOU WHAT ?!”
Sigma was so flabbergasted that he choked on air and died
Alpha wolf saw this, instantly regretted what he has done and rushed to sigma, rushed to Sigma
“Sigma ! Stigma ! Ligma ! Signal ! Ligballs ! Sigballs ! Stiballs ! Maballs ! Gnalballs !” (Okay I’m done)
Since then alpha wolf has lost shine in his eyes and started watching gacha life.
End.
(Sad music plays)