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Connie woke up early in the morning to get ready for her FIRST day at work, at McDonald's, which just so happened to be in The Pentagon. She hasted to the closet and put on her uniform. Then she went to the living room, scooped up her keys, went to her car, and drove all the way to McDonald's. She jumped out the car and ran in there excited to finally be making money. She went to the back and clocked in. Her manager demanded that she go handle the register, "Yes sir yes sir!" she exclaimed before making haste to the register.
She stand there waiting patiently for the first customer to arrive. And there one go, it was Astro! "Hi, welcome to McDonald's what can-" before she could finish he began to speak.
"I need 4 crispy Sprites and a large fry." He spoke while pulling out his wallet that was full of cash.
"Uh huh." She entered that onto the screen thing, "Your-"
Astro grabbed his card and stuck into the machine, "Thanks." he said before walking away into the yonder of the establishment.
Connie stood there in disbelief pondering the fact that Astro had stacks of cash in his wallet just to pay with card, but before she could even begin to think about how much bill he had, another custom came...
It was Dandicus Dancifer and his offspring, Daisy! How she hated them.
"Hey~!" Dandy said with a little zest present in his voice, "I need a... hmm... a..."
Just then another customer entered, Gigi, Connie's best friend! But she would have to wait behind this slow ass...
"A... oh yeah! A big mac with... extra ketchup, hold the rest (including the patty)." Dandy said with a smile.
"Ah- anything else for you...?"
Dandy nodded, "Yeah, duh, a medium diet coke, and that's it."
"Oh yeah, nothing for ye' daughter?" Connie questioned.
"Nah." Dandy pulled out 6 dollars and placed it down, "K, bye." He and Daisy walked away to sit at a table with Astro.
Connie set the money in the register and looked up lit up with excitement seeing Gigi walk up the register, "GIGI!!!!!!!"
"CONNNIEE YOOO, YOU FINALLY GOT A JOB!?!?" Gigi said practically jumping up and now knowing they would finally be able to go to the mall together and actually afford their favorite store, Hot Topic.
"YEAHHHH, ITS MY FIRST DAYYY!"
"HELLS YEAH, ANYWAY- I NEED A HAPPY MEAL."
"Girllllll. You know damn well you want a fuckin' big mac with a large fry, 6 cookies and a large Mountain Dew." Connie said with sass.
Gigi rolled her eyes, "Oh please, you know me too damn well... but I need to get that happy meal for Toodaloo or else she's gonna bit my ass..." She said sounding annoyed.
"Hah. Yep. Anyway 30.63 Gii."
"Damn..." Gigi swiped her card, "Thanks babe." she walked away toward the tables and sat in a corner one.
Just then her co-worker, Poppy brought out a small bag and 4 crispy sprites and brought them to Asterisk. Astro looked happy with his 4 crispy sprites and large fry. For some reason Dandy was also happy. Connie could only suppose that Astro bought for of them for him and Dandy. Connie watched as Astro and Dandy drank the 4 crispy sprites together, she couldn't help but feel bad for Daisy.
"Connie?" Poppy asked with concernment, "What are you staring at Astro and Dandy for...?"
Constance turned to Pompei, "Oh, sorry, I just.... y'know that girl with them? They didn't even order her any food..."
"Oh, I see, I actually asked them about that and Dandy said that the girls mom doesn't want her kid to eat fast food, which I guess is reasonable."
"Ohhhhhh, makes sense."
Poppy then dissapeared into the kitchen of McDonald's.
Connie turned to the register and waited for the next customer to come.
. . .
Eventually customers came! Tisha, Shelly, and Brightney! Shelly walked to register looking embarrased and her eyes looked red, while Tisha and Brightney waited behind her. Connie just guessed they weren't ordering together.
"H-hey, can I get some... uh... a water... and napkins... please...?" Shelly asked with tears in her eyes.
Connie had her eyes wide, "E'yeah, what size w-"
All of a sudden Shelly bursted into tears and started sobbing loudly. Connie stared at the ammonite shell with astonishment, "... I suppose a small would be fine..."
She sniffed and wiped her tears, "Y-yeah..."
Connie went to the kitchen, made a small water and grabbed a hand full of napkins and returned back to the register and handed them to Shelly.
"T-thank you..." Shelly ran out of the resturant crying.
Tisha ran after her yelling, "Wait!"
Brightney just watched as the two of them ran out, "Hm..." she walked up the the register and smiled, "Hello, Constance Boolynski!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. DONT YOU GET ON MY LAST NERVE BRIGHTNESS."
"Hehe- I just need a 4 piece nugget and a medium sweet tea, hun!"
Connie groaned, oh no she has to do her job! She typed that into the thing, "Yeah, pay, now."
Brightney fucking swiped her fucking whore ass dumbass card and went and fucking sat the fuck down at a fucking table in the fucking McDonalds.
. . .
Hours later it was finally time to leave! Connie clocked out and left the McDonalds. Then she went and left The Pentagon and went home. Her first job sucked and she now hated her life.