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Ah~ gravity falls...the home of the mystery shack and the pines family
Today dipper,Mabel, and grunkle Stan are getting ready to go get some McDonald's because FORD exploded all the food... AGAIN
"Yo sixer. Want anything from McDonald's?" Stanley said to ford
"I'll have some..fries and uhm..one of those big macs!" Ford says before he went back to exploding stuff
'KABOOM KABOOM' can be heard in the distance as Stanley continue getting the car ready.
"I hope the ice cream machine didn't break again! really want some ice cream right now!" Mabel said as she continues doing her sticker book.
"Mabel. That machine has been broken for weeks. There not gonna fix it anytime soon."dipper said as he continues to write in his journal.
" You ready kids??" Stan said as he start up the car "aye aye captain grunkle!" Dipper and Mabel said as Stan starts speeding off to McDonald's
After a while they finally reached the McDonald's drive through "sup dudes. Whatcha want today?" A teenage girl said in the speaker...she sounded familiar..
"Hm..I'll have a number 5..and 2 happy meals" Stan said to the speaker
" Aight bet " the girl said as Stan drove to the next window
He ammidiatly saw... WENDY? "Wendy?? What are you doing here?? Aren't you supposed to be in the shack?" Stan said as wendy gave him his order "I needed extra money." Wendy said nonchalantly
Stan grabs the food and drive away "here ya go kids" Stan said giving the twins there food "thanks grunkle Stan" the twin said as they started eating there food
Suddenly, when Stan went to eat his burger he saw the cheese moving "what the hell..-" Stan quietly said as he opened the burger revealing..."HEYA PINES! HAHAHAHAHAH! IM CHEESE!" It was bill!
"WHAT THE FUCK??!!" Stan yelled as the twins also noticed "AAAAAAA! KILL IT! KILL IT!" the twins yelled. Stan ammidiatly trew the cheese out the window to the street making it so bill get run over by a truck.
"..." Averyone was quite for a second..
"Your save now...his dead." Stan said protectively.
-the end ★