Chapter Text
OK, REMEMBER: This is only partly based off of Gravity Falls as well as a shit post story!! Tyrone x Oxford is NOT based on the ship of Dipper x Ford, so, please, don't call Phoenix Wright...
Tyrone Mason Oak (based on guess who?):
-25
- August 29th, 1999
-MLM
-Trans
-Shipped with Dr. Oxford
-Diagnoses: ADHD, Anxiety, Crippling Depression, Fruity
Maple Syrup Oak (I wonder who she's based off...):
-24
-June 21st, 2000
-Pansexual
-Cis (boring)
-Shipped with Beyoncé
-Diagnoses: Autism, Bipolar Disorder (has meds for it), Anxiety, British teeth
(Dr) Oxford Fillbrick Birch (I WONDER-):
-45
-June 24th, 1979
-Bisexual
-Cisgender nerd
-Shipped with Tyrone
-Diagnoses: Freak, Born with grey hair (He was bullied for that instead of 6 fingers because Oxford has 5)
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles (I wOnDeR wHo ShE's BaSeD oFf):
-43
-September 4th, 1981
-"Lesbian"
-"Cis"
-Shipped with Maple
-Diagnoses: Egg, Cronically Online, Uses too much baby oil
Ley Brickfill Oak (My ex-wife still misses me...):
-55
-June 29th, 1969
-Heteroromantic, Pansexual
-Sigh so many are cis 😔
-Shipped with Shredded Cheese
-Diagnoses: Crusty old man, Dyslexia, Depression, Bad eye sight
Trent Fruity Chiper (hm.):
-21
-April 20th, 2003
-MLM
-Trans
-Shipped with beer
-Diagnoses: Twink, OCD, Anorexia, Anger issues, Obsessed ex (womp womp)
Scalene Caryn Oak (CANON DIPPER MOM!):
-54
-January 10th, 1970
-"Straight"
-So depresssing, cis
-Shipped with coffee and pills
-Diagnoses: Secret lesbian, Edging problem, Bulimia, Anxiety
Euclid Brickfill Oak (CANON MABEL DAD!):
-56
-August 23rd, 1968
-Cishet bastard
-Already said above
-(Wishes) Shipped with Scalene (aka no one lmao)
-Diagnoses: Asshole, Druggie, Desperate, Dreams about her every night... but "not" a simp(also smells her hair), ADHD, Dyscalculia, Femboy
Coffee (just cuz lol):
-1449
-September 29th, 575 BCE
-Gynosexual
-No gender?
-Shipped with Scalene
-Diagnoses: Hyperactivity, Insomnia, Smells too good, Suicidal