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Reimu opens her donation box to a mind-blowing surprise, it was nearly full to the brim with yen! No way this day could get better!
At least that’s what she thought until a note signed by—
BOOM!
Reimu shoots up from her sleep, a loud almost thunderclap sound shook the entire Hakurei Shrine! She practically rushes outside to see what could’ve possibly made that sound.
Aunn pushes past her and crawls under a desk, much like a frightened puppy. Marisa steps over Aunn’s legs that were poking out from under the desk.
“Reimu! What in the world was that! Did the Scarlet Devil Mansion implode again!?”
The shrine maiden sighs, if only it was simple as that.
“Get the FiM-92 Stinger. I’m gonna have to shoot that thing down!”
Marisa, loves it when Reimu shouts like a drill sergeant, but her reverie is broken by the loud rumbling of a jet engine. Springing into action the witch rushes through the halls.
Reimu is trying to coax Aunn out from under the desk when Marisa bursts in carrying a rather heavy missile launcher painted in green.
“Pull Aunn out from under the desk, and cover her ears, this is going to be louder than that damn flying machine.”
Marisa abides by her shrine maiden’s orders and swiftly pulls Aunn out from under the desk and covers her ears.
Hoisting the admittedly very heavy missile launcher over her shoulder Reimu sprints outside, plugging in the battery and activating the missile seeker before pointing the launcher towards the aircraft.
“Back-blast clear!?”
“Clear!”
That’s all our dear shrine maiden needed to hear. She squeezes the trigger and with a loud boom and whooosh the Stinger Missile rockets towards the X-62.
Everyone on the shrine grounds holds their breath…
The only indication is the smoke trail curving towards the unmanned aircraft and BOOM! The X-62 goes up in flames, the tail and engine falling to pieces as it tries to pull up away from the ground, and crashes harmlessly into a lake.
Marisa runs up to Reimu and gives her a smooch on the cheek
“That’s my action hero!…”
“Oh yeah, um, Aunn got into the pantry by the way.”
Reimu nearly loses it at Marisa’s poor responsibility but at least the shrine is quiet enough to go back to sleep and dream of full donation boxes