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2025-04-08
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If They Find This Fic Me and Oomf are Cooked

Summary:

I don’t know man.

Notes:

WRITTEN BY OOMF NOT ME!!!!! IF YOU SOMEHOW FIND THE PEOPLE MENTIONED IN THIS FIC DO NOT HARASS THEM IN ANY WAY.

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Kitten
“Ugh where is my kitten!!” Adam says in a huff
“O-over hear my alpha” Vincent whimpers
His eyes widened. “That maid dress fits you well baby” Adam growls.
“I-I wanted to look, ya know, smexy” Vincent whispers in a breath. Lunch was over and they headed back to class.
“oh BABBYYYY” Vincent screams in the halls.
“M-mommy!” Adam yells rushing towards him.
They lock eyes, next, their lips. A passionate kiss.
“You’ve gotten messy haven’t you?” Adam grins.
“W-well you know m-me… y-your kitten.” Vincent smirks looking up at him.
“Wait for daddy. He needs to take care of business.” Adam walks towards the French exchanged student.
“NOOO NOT ZE SMEXY ALPHA MALE!!” Dylan says flirtatiously.
“Pucker up big boy,” They kiss, and to his surprise Vincent followed him.
“DADDY! HOW COULD YOU?”
“K-kitten! It, ugh” Adam growls under his breath.
“Iz not what it lookz like,” Dylan smirks while taking a breath.
“K-kitten, I, well, we were wondering if, y-you wanted a t-threesome?” Adam looks Vincent in the eyes concerned.
“OH MY GOSH YASS!” Vincent beams with excitement jumping on Adam’s back.
“Theres the kitten I know and love” Adam grins
“D-Dylan, y-you look, rather, dashing ;)” Vincent growls and bites his lower lip.
“Haha, I try the best for my pup~”
The bell rings and the scurry to their next classes.
“Ugh I can’t sit here and focus without my alpha!” Vincent remarks.
“What the fuck are you saying?” Izzy proclaims
“Ugh nothing, I just miss my daddy alpha.” Vincent whimpers. Izzy gets up and leaves.
The next bell rang.
“Schools out! This means daddy and kitten time!” Adam rejoiced. Dylan ran up and clung to Adam’s right arm as Vincent clung to his back. They all walk back to Adam’s house.
“Smells like home!” Dylan says
“W-what do you m-mean pookie bear?” Vincent said worried.
“Oh ugh nothing!” Dylan whispers
“A-Adam what happened?” Vincent said trembling.
Adam was stunned for Vincent never said his real name. “Well w-we had h-hung out b-before, kitten don’t be mad!” Adam growled
“W-well I am mad!! Y-you lied to me!”
“W-wait!! N-no come back..” Adam whispered as Vincent stormed out the door.
“What’s his deal?” Dylan asked.
“Nothing master. H-he’s having a hard time.” Adam proclaimed.
“W-well what do we do no-“ Dylan couldn’t finish his sentence before Adam clung to his lips.  He’d never felt more excited. Dylan’s French skills had gotten the best of him.
“W-wow, m-master you’ve gotten b-better!” Adam squeaks.
“Practiced just for you,” Dylan smirks.
And before they knew it they heard a knock on the door. Adam fixed his hair and Dylan walks up tieless. Standing at the door was Vincent.
“Y-you know what? W-we are done! Y-you cheating scumbag!!” Vincent stated.
As he scurries away Adam falls to his knees.
“Cruel world! Why take my kitten away?” Henry whimpers.
“Bitch I’m right here.” Dylan groans.
“Y-yes master a-sorry master.” Adam says with a twitch.
*3 years later*
They began to pick classes for upcoming juniors. Dylan is off at military school.
“Ack! Sorry!” Vincent groans while struggling to pick up his books.
“Hey! It’s fine!” Adam says happily.
Vincent looks up and is stunned. Isn’t that his ex lover? No it can’t be! Well, is it?
“H-hey wait! What’s your name?” Vincent pondered
“Adam! What about you?” Adam remarked.
Vincent’s jaw was to the floor.
“Oh! I-I’m Vincent.” He stated shyly.
Adam blushed and ran off.
Two minutes later you hear banging on the bathroom stall.

 

THE END