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No one understood her. She was the town weirdo. Everyone was either grossed out or laughed at her. Even Neru only hung around her because she got a kick out of her theories. But Miku, she was different. She understood everything. Granted, Teto had never actually met her in person... but she still knew everything! Hatsune Miku always knows...
Teto was researching for some conspiracy blog when she came across what she calls:
"The LEEK Files." (tm)
Incident 1:
At the Yokohama concert, during “World is Mine,” the LED boards glitched for precisely 3.14 seconds. Pi. The mathematical constant. Right at the glitch Miku had dropped her leek on someone's head. Coincidence? I think NOT!
Incident 2:
In Sapporo, someone in the crowd fainted just as Miku hit A4 = 440 Hz—the frequency used in mind control experiments in the 1970s (according to one very questionable Reddit post Teto had found).
The kicker? The guy fell directly into a pile of leeks. Who the hell brings leeks to a concert?!
Incident 3: At Magical Mirai, the power went out at exactly 3:09 (39, aka Mi-Ku) All cell phone service was cut off... And who was in the crowd?! Akita Neru! The only person in the world who still uses a flip-phone in 2025! Why would NERU of all people be there!? She hated Miku! Unless.. she had something to do with it? But why...
Teto's mind was racing with thoughts and possibilities. She had spent hours reading article after article. Every incident was connected. It had to be. Every time Miku was either holding a leek or a long green stick vaguely shaped like one. That or someone in the crowd had some kind of vegetable, green onion... or a leek...
"THAT'S IT!!" Teto leaped up from her seat grabbing her coat pulling it over her shoulders "THE LEEK ISN'T JUST A VEGTABLE! IT'S AN ATTENA!" she rushes out the door to go tell someone about her discoveries.. and maybe get a baguette or two...