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Interviewer speaks "what's the last thing that made you cry?"
They at each other for a moment.
Uzbekistan perks up and says "fucking onions dude. Like I am doing my hw in the dining room, cause our eating place legit merges in with our kitchen, and the moment I lay my finger on my computer this bitch comes out of nowhere and decides she wants to cook up some omlete"
Armenia lets out a snort. "I'm sorry I can't help that I get hungry. But then again it ain't my fault that you can't seem to find any other place to do your boring shit. Like there is literally a giant ass hall with 4 bedrooms, but you decide to do your hw right here"
Interviewer states "lets refrain ourselves from using vulgar language please. For the 4th time"
"Yeah Uzy, stop being so dramatic and inappropriate!" Laughs Kyrgyzstan."you just can't have a conversation without any curse words now can you?"
"No one invited you to our discussion, jerk go and play some football or something." Replies Uzbekistan.
"Okay onto our next question. How does it feel to have many siblings?" Asked the person interviewing.
"Oh my God. Don't get me started. Its like your the youngest for some but at the same time the oldest for others. Gotta be really with you, there are many times where I get in trouble because I have not 1 but 2 younger brothers who can't sit still for a second. And when they get caught doing something illegal, I am somehow responsible for it. Like wtf? I'm sorry these idiots don't know right from wrong, but I am trying to live here. Idk what to tell ya." Uzbekistan rants about her unfair life. While Armenia, sitting next to her just listens and smiles.
Finally she stops talking and the camera zooms towards Armenia. "Well unlike some people, I never have a problem with any of my siblings, they practically don't exist to me" "oh shut up we get it, you live freely and are now an only child" Uzbekistan playingly pushes Armenia from her chair. They both joking start to push each other more aggressively. Until Armenia pushes Uzbekistan off her chair, and stares in shock.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to do it that hard!" She tries to defend herself by looking innocent, but backs away. "OH girl you will be sorry once I shove my foot up your butt" uzy replies. Armenia darts away, laughing and screaming along the way. While Uzbekistan chases her.