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"You want me to shave?"
"It's not like I asked you to kiss a mind flayer or anything. I just want to see how you look."
"Too much like a boy."
"Oh, it can't be that bad."
"I... I've always had it."
"Maybe it's time for a change. Besides, think of how good it could feel, being able to touch you right on your lovely smooth skin..."
"Ah! You're making it... mmph!... making it sound like I'm a woman."
"No one could make that mistake, dear; don't worry."
"But I'm not su-... oh!"
"I could do it for you, love, if you trust me."
"Of course I... mm!... trust you."
"I'm glad to hear it. Now drop your pants."
"What?"
"Wait. What did you think I was talking about?"