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(AN: HI PREPZ! ok dis is my first haus fic so plz be nice! i luv haus he is so goffik and misunderstood like me. dis fic is dedicated to my bestie Morticia u rok! fangz 2 gerard way 4 being hot! STOP FLAMING DA STORY OK! IF U FLAM IT UR A PREPPY LOSER! ok enjoy! FANGZ AGAIN!)
Hi my name is Ravenna Morbidia Payne Way and I hav long ebony blak hair (dat’s how I got my name) wit blod red streaks and dark purple streaks dat reach my depresed shoulders and icy blue eyes like frozen teardrops. Im a vampire but I dont tell ppl dat cuz dey wudnt understand. Im also a docter (im REALLY smart ok) and I was starting my job today at a hospital caled Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital (PPTH). I hav pale white skin cuz Im a vampire. Im also a goth and I wear black all da time.
Today I wuz wearing a black corset top that showed off my boobs (im not fat ok! im skinny like Amy Lee!) with a black leather miniskirt with fishnets underneath that were ripped (on purpose ok! it looks goffik!). I had black combat boots with pentagrams on them and lots of silver skull jewelry from Hot Topic. I put on lots of black eyeliner so ppl wud kno I was sad and depresed and white foundation and black lipstick.
I walked into da stupid preppy hospital it smelled like cleen stuff gross. Every1 was wearing boring blue scrubs or white coats dey looked like fucking posers. I put up my middle finger at them in my head. Den… I saw him.
He wuz leaning against a wall looking all bored and depresed. He had messy brown hair and really blue eyes like da ocean when its angry. He was wearing a black t-shirt under his white docter coat I saw it said Simple Plan on it OMG! He had a cane with flames on it how kewl! He wuz kinda old like maybe 30 or something but he wuz still hot in a tragic way like Gerard Way. He looked up and saw me.
His eyes widened a bit like he wuz surprised.
“Hi,” he said kinda shyly. His voice wuz deep and kinda rough like he smoked too much (smoking is sexy ok preps).
“Hi,” I replied flirtily.
He just stared at me for a bit. I felt my pale cheeks get kinda red but it wuz ok cuz I had white makeup on.
“Are you… new?” he asked.
“Yeah,” I said sadly. “Im Ravenna.”
“Im Greg House,” he said. (AN: DATZ HAUS OK!). He smirked a little bit. “Try not to kill anyone on your first day. Or do. Whatever.” He limped away using his cool cane.
OMFG he wuz so hot and depresed! I felt a connection. Maybe dis hospital wouldn’t be so bad after all. I saw some other docters staring at me. One was a blonde woman with preppy clothes she looked like a slutty cheerleader (probably Cuddy everyone sez shes a bitch). Another wuz a guy with glasses who looked kinda nice but boring (maybe Wilson?). And a black guy who looked angry (Foreman?). Dey all looked like fucking preps I hated them already.
I walked towards da elevator feeling depresed again but also kinda excited cuz of Haus.
(AN: OK dats chapter 1! wut did u think? Did u like Ravenna? I think shes really cool and goffik not like stupid preppy Cameron ok! Haus is so hot rite? plz review or I wont update! NO FLAMES or I will slit ur wrists! FANGZ! gothicravenpain666 out!)