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"Leon, stop!" Claire giggled as her boyfriend kissed the back of her neck again. She was supposed to be making egg salad and her boyfriend was supposed to be helping but they had gotten a little distracted. "Someone will catch us!"
Leon stepped back but kept his hands on Claire's waist. "Nobody's going to catch us," he said with a big grin. "Everyone is busy with the egg hunt-"
Leon's voice was cut off as the back door slammed open and someone rushed inside. Claire and Leon pulled their hands away from each other and peeked out of the kitchen. There they saw Mia, her hands full of squirming toddler and a horrified expression on her face. Rose, for her part, clutched a pink and yellow plastic egg in her little hands and looked quite pleased with herself.
"Mia?" Claire asked. "What's going on?!"
"Mutant rabbit," the young mother said as she hurried to the kitchen, shifting Rose to one arm and grabbing the largest kitchen knife with the other.
"...What?!" Leon exclaimed.
"Mutant rabbit," she repeated before ducking down behind the counters. "Chris is chasing it with a shovel. He said to get the shotgun from his room."
Claire and Leon looked at each other and sighed.
"Ugh... We're getting too old for this," Claire grumbled before the two lovebirds set off to help Chris.