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Btw this is not canon, see next chapter lol

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"Okay it's about time i make Tartarus!!" Riot exclaimed, and he went cooking

Afterwards.. it came out very good looking and delicious

"Riot what is that smell?" Homeko paused writing her BL Manga and looked at the kitchen

"Oh i just made Tartarus here have a bite"

Riot offered Homeko a bite

"This is better than my ya- i mean better than what i expected."

"What-"

"Shush"

"Weirdo"

"Hey!!!" 

Homeko continued eating

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Homeko was in her room, just about to finish a dialogue. She was sitting on her chair, while nosebleeding and fantasizing.

"Oh my gosh i'm getting turned on" She whimpered as she looked at two boys in a very explicit scenario, her hand shaking. She was writing the first explicit scene for her manga "What position should i use..."

She was so deep focused on her story that she did not hear Riot entering her room and yelling her name. 

"Homeko what are you-" Riot gasped when he saw the two men having sex and he covered his mouth in surprise.  "OH MY GOD."

"Wait wh- Riot?!" Homeko stopped nosebleeding and writing, and she stared at Riot's face.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Homeko, How dare you write Yaoi! That's it. Youre grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now!" Riot crossed his arms and glared at Homeko's manga, he was visibly repulsed

"But i am already in my room."

"Shush." 

"What is wrong with you, can't a girl have pleasures"

"Yaoi is cringe"

"You moaned in your strea-"

"Yeah you're grounded forever" 

"Damn!"

Homeko let go of her manga and stared at Riot in a "are you serious" expression, disappointed at him for not letting her fantasize some good positions for her characters.

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GuitarHeroStyles was just playing Geometry Dash until police sirens arrived, he got confused but he thought he would never be arrested... until he hears a loud bang on his front door. Then he hears footsteps to his room and he finds a girl with braided hair loops and a blue outfit... holding a gun and handcuffs. The girl is Touko Madobe, a yandere with ADHD

"Hands in the air pedo"

"I'm not a pedophile, please don't arrest me"

"Hmm it's because umm i arrested you for nothing i am a cruel girl" Touko says sarcastically "Now if you don't raise your arms i'll slice them into two"

GuitarHeroStyles hesitantly raises his arms while sweating and shedding tears, then Touko handcuffs him and brings him to take his mug shot and also imprisoning him

"You'll stay here until you die. And your death will be soon" Touko stated sternly, before locking the cell's door, and as soon as she was about to walk away...

"What?"

"You have a death penalty. After 4 days, you will be placed in an electric chair and executed in front of an audience."

"FUCK"

"Better than staying in jail forever, right? Justice will be served soon and only people who have a terrible smell will cry at your departure, anyway, because i'm nice, i'll feed you, but i will ask a local public high school's cafeteria people to cook for me"

He also turned out to be cellmates with Crazen, another person who is also a pedophile

Some days later, GuitarHeroStyles is strapped to an electric chair while there's a bunch of people: Homeko, Riot, Emui, Viprin, Nexus, Cyclic, Andromeda, Etzer, Zoink, Michigun, SpaceUK... GuitarHeroStyles was struggling and tears fell out of his eyes.

"Okay people, this is the execution of a pedophile" Touko exclaimed, before turning her head to face GuitarHeroStyles. "Any last words Advy?" 

"I miss my family and friends" He mumbled, his eyes flutter closed and his legs were slightly twitching

"They miss you too, at least when you weren't alive"

And then she pulls a lever to electrocute him. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!" Touko yelled as GuitarHeroStyles jolts and screams, before dying. Touko's eyes had a gleam of sadism, but maybe this time sadism is rightful. The smell of burnt flesh filled Touko's nostrils

"GuitarHeroStyles has been killed" Touko smirked and people cheered, but then her smirk faltered to moralize..

"Remember that children are still not sexually matured so they can't consent yet, and if you do prey after the youth, you're trying to corrupt a potentially good childhood, because this world is stupid you probably won't be arrested but your image will be in dirt." 

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Dr Norton used a cloning machine to clone Riot but the clone was basically an inversed Riot. This clone had cyan to pink hair compared to Riot's Pink to cyan hair, and he had black pupils instead of Riot's white pupils. The clone also is a femboy when Riot dresses up like an average boy. Looks aside, Evil Riot was a puritan and never falls on the ground when he beats a demon, Evil Riot also hates doritos and creates heaven themed levels, but the real Riot was different. Evil Riot is also a slacker and lazy compared to the real Riot!

Once Evil Riot stepped out of the cloning machine, he saw his original version and gasped

"Is that Riot from Geometry Dash?! I've heard of you and you have horrible taste!!!!!" Evil Riot shouted, while Riot was confused and weirded out

"Says you, at least i don't go out wearing a fucking dress-" 

"Shut up! I may be a femboy but at least i don't want to... do things to a disk!"

"It was a joke, dumbass, i would never do that to a disk"

"Yeah you remind me of Outdoorko."

"Outdoorko? What the hell?"

"Easy, she's my roommate who grounds me, she is a very social himejoshi who loves going outside."

"Well i have a roomie named Homeko, she is a fujoshi that doesn't even go outside-"

"Anyway! Explain why did you talk about... doing things... to a disk?!"

"Do i have to say it twice for your small brain to understand?"

"You're grounded! Also, you create hell themed levels, what is wrong with you?! Your deeds are unholy!!!"

"You're grounded too... i create hell themed levels for fun.... making hell themed levels isn't unholy, you're overexaggerating"

"That is wrong!! You should not remind your viewers of hell!"

"How sensitive do you fucking have to be you bitch"

"Profanity is also unholy!!!" 

"Stop being sensitive!"

"Not until you stop being sinful and be a proper person instead of a pervert! Go to your room!"

"Fuck no! Go to your room!"

The two start to fight while Dr Norton shakes his head and crosses his arms. 2k-Tan enters

"Hey Dr Norton, i'm feeling pre- wait who are these two boys?" 

"The idiots that are fighting? The pink to cyan hair is Riot. He is a Geometry Dash level creator notable for verifying bloodbath, while the cyan to pink hair is.. he doesn't have a name, we'll call him Peace. Peace is the opposite of Riot."

"So Peace hates GD?"

"No, he likes it, but he's basically Riot's polar opposite. They conflict in various ways. Peace was created because of an accident."

Norton's last sentence caught Riot's attention, and Riot decides to insult Peace. 

"At least i was created by will, not by accident-"

"You are so rude!"

They continue fighting. 2k returns to talking to Norton.

"I'm feeling pretty nauseous. I vomited 2 or 3 times today and Emui tried to help me but it kind of made me feel worse."

"Why are you relying on Emui? She is unreliable. She'll always fail in everything, she is basically a hetare."

"That's pretty rude. Emui tries her best..." 

"Mhm. Anyway, it's okay, i'll just need to give you a check up..."

"Not infront of two men!"

Norton turned his head to Riot and Peace fighting and decided to put an end to the fight.

"TIME'S UP! Quit fighting you scatterbrained rascals!" Norton shouted as Riot and Peace stopped fighting. Riot let out a "hmph" whereas Peace remained quiet and left Dr Norton's office alongside Riot. 

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"Ow!" Riot groaned, rubbing his thigh. His laugh faltered, and he stares up at Homeko with a glare.

"What the absolute fuck is wrong with you?" He kept groaning, but this caused Etzer and Homeo to snort as well... from laughter. Homeo burst out laughing and wheezing. 

"Laugh it up while you can, but you're gonna get grounded!"

"Jeez Homeko. I've never seen Etzer cross-dressing, so that's why i laughed." 

"Excuses.."

Etzer wanted to get out of this silly maid dress, but Homeko found him

"Anyway... still wanna be a reference for my BL manga-" 

"What? No. Why should i be in suggestive poses? That is hella weird, and it will get me more backlash by the GD community anyway." 

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Moseko and Nexus were at Oichi's restaurant. 

"Hello!" Nexus waved and smiled at Moseko's presence. 

"Hi there Nexus. I heard you showcase Geometry Dash levels, and i heard that you are very skilled." Moseko slowly began grinning as well.

"Y-yeah..." 

"Wanna be friends?"

"Sure."

They sat together and chat about non-sense.

"Nexus-kun, your order is ready~" Oichi presented his order which was takoyaki. He began eating and shared some food with Moseko. Suddenly... they hear a voice say "why?". Turns out Homeo is smacking the shit out of Etzer for wearing a serafuku-

Saseko had always thought about drinking alcohol. She had stayed sober for all her life, but she is feeling adventurous. Nisen shared the same feeling alongside her, so Saseko walks up to Nisen. 

"Hey Nisen-Chan~" Saseko waved, with a shy grin. 

"Hello Saseko." Nisen waved back, but it was pretty much empty.

"I've.. i've been wanting to try alcohol with you.. is that okay? I'm sorry if you plan on never drinking one..;" She hung her head low, fearing Nisen would have a negative reaction. 

"Don't worry, i've been wanting to drink alcohol for the first time." Nisen smiled. "Let's go visit the local bar." She lended Saseko a hand and the two went to a bar and began drinking beer. But they became drunk and lost control of themselves. 

Depravity consumed Viprin. But Emui grounds him and kills him with his leek. 

"Man i'm feeling sick..." Michigun groaned as he held his head. 

"That's no good! Let's go to the doctor's office." Viprin proposed.

"Good idea." 

The two left the house and marched to the doctor's office, but a voice is heard. They look behind and see a curious and puzzled Saseko. "What's going on, Michi-kun?" She asked. 

"Michigun's sick." 

"What?! I'll be going with you both!" 

The three reached the doctor's office and Michigun had his check up. 

please give me ideas in the comments. PLZ. 

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Cyclic was a top player for a humongusly long time, and he beat all levels, even silent clubstep. And if you think that was enough, he BECAME SOUTH KOREA'S PRESIDENT... But all this fame took a toll on him. He got angst.

"i'm so tired... of this shit man."

While Cyclic was using his phone, krmal appears, wielding a knife.

Cyclic gets killed

my cyclic dies 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Michigun's death signified the end of an era. Majority of his fans posted triple spikes on his videos and comments, because Michigun was notably known for his liking for Triple Spikes, he included them in many of his levels. By the Geometry Dash community, he was described as funny, nice, and helpful, and he was a part of the GeoStorm, a group led by Viprin, the same guy who had revealed his death. 

Some people cried over his death, some sadists were cruel enough to post hate comments even after his death but the most interesting one of them all was some GD kid named sadfgV riot gd (i'll be calling him sadfgv for short), this kid believed Michigun is his son... but Michigun didn't know who he was, and Michigun was older than him.

"my michigun dies" sadfgv muttered, while holding Michigun's body in his arms. 

Saseko, a nice woman who is Michigun's roommate, just saw him hold Michigun, and Saseko shaked her head... 

"Michigun's not your son" She sighed

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For a long time, both Riot and Cyclic had a mutual crush on eachother, but they wanted their rivalry to stay and not seen as lovers. Riot's heart pounded in his chest, as he walked over to Cyclic, and his cheeks were reddened. 

"C-cyclic-kun... I love you..." He confessed, looking away. Sweat fell out of his forehead. 

"I love you too... Riot." Cyclic confessed his own feelings as well. Then, Riot presses his lips against Cyclic's, and their tongues were interwining together. Riot wrapped his arms around Cyclic's waist, and Cyclic placed his hands on Riot's cheeks.... 

"Mmm... yes..." Cyclic whimpered. 

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Emui walked over to Viprin, her green braids flowing in the process. An innocent smile creeped on her lips. 

"I love you Viprin." She looked up at him. Viprin's eyes sparkled. "Ohh..." He said before proceeding to laugh. 

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Emui walked over to Viprin with a frown and narrowed eyebrows, her green braids flowing in the process. 

"I hate you Viprin" She yelled. Viprin's heart was broken. "aw.." He looked down, before tears streamed down his cheeks like a waterfall. He began sobbing and wailing. 

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Riot wanted to make Tartarus, but he had secondary thoughts... He wanted to smoke weed as well, so he got to work. After a few hours, Homeko returns to their house and finds Riot high on weed. Her green eyes widened in shock, she had never seen him as a drug user...

"RIOT?!" She shouted. Riot lifted his head to look at Homeko. "How dare you smoke weed! Smoking weed is illegal! That's it. You're grounded grounded grounded grounded gro-" Before she could continue, Riot interrupted by yelling: "MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIEEEE~" before repeatedly shooting his fujoshi roommate dead. She let out a final scream, before dropping to the ground, leaking blood everywhere. A pair of sunglasses appeared on his face, as a devious smile creeped in his now bloody lips. He leaves the house.

Once he was outside, he sees Saseko yelling at Michigun, and already Michigun's eyes had a glint of rage. "Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh! Michi-Kun! How dare you like Triple Spikes! That's so it, you-" Saseko's words cut short as bullets hit her head, making her cry out in pain before crumpling to the ground. The bullets have hit her skull, and her brain shut down... Blood dripped out of her lips. Michigun watched in terror, not noticing Riot, his heart racing. Was he gonna die? He did get mad at Saseko but still didn't want her death. "That's my friend you're slandering!!" Riot thought to himself, before walking away to smoke some weed. 

There was a lot of people, including Moseko trying to "educate" a pissed Nexus, Misuzu Inreki from HitoFuta smoking some weed, nPesta playing Geometry Dash, and Homeo confessing his love to Hacchan. But then, Secchan (Hacchan's sis) while holding a can opener, walked up to Homeo and Hacchan with a jealous face. "Homeo..." She grumbled. Homeo and Hacchan's eyes dart to look at Secchan. "...yeah?" Homeo tilted his head curiously. "The dicks must die!!" She cried out before running at Homeo. Homeo screamed and ran away, and Hacchan tried to help Homeo. 

But already, Secchan caught Homeo, pushed Hacchan away and began beating him up. Riot shot Secchan dead, and her body crumpled to the ground easily. Everyone else except Misuzu stopped whatever they were doing to scream. 

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Triple Spike. Everything was a triple spike. Michigun had ruled the world, and everything was a triple spikes. Triple spikes here... triple spikes there. Everyone had worshipped and admired the beauty of triple spikes, 

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Riot was just relaxing but Homeko walks over towards him

"Hey Riot it's your birthday" She smiles at him, her eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Neat" He says, and Homeko gets pissed at him.

"Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh! Riot, how dare you not care abour your birthday!!!! That's it. You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 378643673278438343942834263246732673789342789324782349978342673478378892170124327 years!!! Go to your room right now!!!!" Homeko yells

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Saseko and Michigun were at home. Michi was just playing GD on his phone slowly getting bored of it, and Saseko was wearing a blue crop top and shorts over a blue bikini. She was going to swim. As Saseko was leaving, she decides to be an asshole and looks at Michi. 

"Are you seriously always using that damn phone? At least i'm mature enough to not play such a silly game about some cube jumping to the beat. How ridiculous." Saseko complained, but Michi really looked with her with a "are you stupid" expression. 

"....anyone can play geometry dash. Clearly you're not mature enough to not give a fuck about what people do." Michi rolled his eyes. 

"Whatever, i'm gonna go swim." Saseko left the house. 

At Oichi's restaurant there was Moseko who was pouting at Neiro. Normally, she would be hating Nexus because he.. well, but this time she idolizes him and thinks Neiro is a Nexus wannabe because he uses Cube 35/Electrodynamix. 

"Hey there Nexus wannabe! Why are people not being creative enough to fucking use another icon?!" Moseko's tone was sarcastic at first but it got more serious and agitated. Neiro just stared there dumbfounded. 

"Not everyone who uses Cube 35 is a Nexus wannabe, y'know. All icons in Geometry Dash are free to use, Nexus doesn't hold the copyright to it." Neiro sighed at Moseko's obsession. Moseko's voice got louder. 

"Okay listen here you little shit! Go talk to me next time when your icon isn't a poorly detailed Nexus dipped in dark cyan! And i have more points to prove my claim, Your name begins with 'Ne', and so does Nexus! Isn't that enough to prove you wrong?! Just admit it, you're a Nexus Wannabe and what places the nail in the coffin is that YOU. DONT. EVEN. ADMIT. YOUR. MISTAKE. Your icon looks like a Zoink and Nexus Lovechild!" Moseko screamed. Neiro also started to get pissed by her stupidity and the two had a heated argument that could have been avoided with common sense. 

Oichi looked in fear and worry, not wanting this situation to escalate further but also not wanting to fuel the fire. She tried to intervene and make peace between the two.

"Hey umm... please take this argument elsewhere because you are disturbing other customers. If you want to stay here, make sure you're maintaining a respectful and safe environment, okay?" Oichi sweated nervously. Moseko and Neiro looked in rage

"But i'm waiting for my order!! I ordered a tempura!!" Moseko crossed her arms. 

"And i ordered a kaarage." Neiro set his hands on his hips. 

"Okay then, just please keep your debate civil in the meantime, we do not want any customer complaints here. In the meantime, i'm gonna check the kitchen and see if your orders are ready. 

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ZenthicAlpha and Sary's eyes widen at your perversion and lust. Why the hell are you wanting to see RGG pornography?! Those are real people. The two GD Players were left speechless that your pretty little finger or mouse ended up clicking on this chapter. 

"This dude's weird." Zenthic whispers to Sary against his ear. Sary nods his head in agreement. 

"I mean, it's humiliating, stooping so low in life that you resort to wank to a shitpost of a GD player getting grounded. Riot Gets Grounded rule 34?! Really?! At that point, your family would abandon you." Sary smiles a little, while Zenthic snorts. They laugh before their faces turn serious. 

"Okay man, here's some advice, it's better to stroke some green grass instead of your inbred mutated genitals. Especially that it's a shitpost that you're masturbating to." Zenthic crosses his arms.

Riot enters the room. 

"Wtf is going on on here?"

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Riot had to wake up for GD school otherwise Homeko would kill the shit out of him. He rubbed his eyes, brushed his teeth, fixed his hair, and dressed up. Afterwards, he left the house and marched to school. Then, he heard whispers and saw people together. Cyclic spots Riot and walked over to him. 

"Hey Riot, have you heard that GD Colon went missing last Saturday?" Cyclic whispered. Riot was surprised, and his eyes widened. No incidents of missing people ever occured in GD school so that was quite shocking. 

"Wait what? You're joking..." Riot never thought Colon would go missing, he thought of it as a joke and that Cyclic was just messing around with Riot for fun. 

"No i am not, while on the way to McDonalds i saw a missing person flyer of him on a tree." Cyclic looked at his friend sternly. 

"...oh. Hopefully he returns, just imagine how heartbroken his friends and family would be." Riot's face softened a little.

As the two friends continued chatting, the bell has rang and it was time for class. Crowds seperated and whispers ceased as students hurried to class, not wanting to be late for their lesson. Nothing special occurred in class aside from RobTop talking a little about GD Colon's mysterious disappearance. After school, Riot wanted to relax outside, so instead of directly going home he relaxes in the park, but as he wanted to just relax his eyes and daydream a little on the bench, but that mere daydream turned into a full-on slumber. 

Riot wakes up again, his hair tousled, and his clothes wrinkled. As he slowly opened his eyes, he was shocked to find out that the sun is now down. He opened his phone, but his eyes weren't fully awake yet so the light coming from his phone was a bit tiring. The time said 11 PM?! Riot was shocked. The park that he always saw as vibrant and full of people was now unusually empty and all he could hear was crickets, it was so uncanny.

"Fuck... i slept too much..." Riot mumbled. He closed his phone, hid it in his pocket, and got up to walk home. But on the way, his head was stuffed in a plastic bag, and he yelled a muffled "HELP!". He struggled for a few minutes, gasping for air, before his body gave up and went limp on the ground... 

Riot wakes up for the third time. Usually, the first thing he sees when he wakes up is his bedroom but this time he finds himself in a basement, tied to a chair. Riot's heart starts to beat faster than usual, paining his chest, and his adrenaline grew high... 

"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!" Riot panicked. He struggled against the rope that was around his body. Tears flew down his cheeks. As he looked around the area, he finds GD Colon tied to a chair, and his body looked skinnier than usual. It seems like he received little to no food downstairs, and Riot would fear going through the same pain as GD Colon... 

"Riot? I- Is that you?" GD Colon muttered. His voice was very hoarse compared to what he sounded like in the past. 

"Y-yes... it's me... Riot.." When Riot thought Cyclic was just spreading lies, those "lies" were indeed the hard truth. The two boys heard footsteps going downstairs. Riot's heart ached, wanting to know... who are the kidnappers? And he found out the kidnappers were... Viprin and Nexus. Riot gasped, but Colon already knew.

"Looks like Riot woke up. So did you sleep well, dear? " Nexus smirked. Those words sounded innocent, but the situation made Riot's blood boil with rage, he wanted to break free and seek revenge.  

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME GO!" Riot hurled, desperate to go home. The kidnappers laughed at his yelling, finding it pathetic. 

"Hmm, i'll think about it." Viprin teased. More tears shed in Riot's eyes, falling down like a waterfall. Nexus and Viprin's teasing only fed Riot's rage and got on his nerves. 

"I'll do anything!! I beg you, please let me go!" Riot begged. All he wanted was to go home, not to be kidnapped by who he thought were good, innocent people who are unassuming. All Riot and Colon could do is just pray that one day, they'd be free...

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Recently, Riot's got tired of Geometry Dash and searched for other games. But he was suggested by Nexus to play Balatro. Once he did his first run not only he got expertised at poker but Balatro has took a toll on his life, all he can do is play Balatro. 

Eventually a time has arrived where Riot had to get off the gaming chair and go outside, his headphones got broken and he had to buy new ones. Riot, who had trouble with his headphones on his chair, decided to get up and shut down his computer. He tossed his broken headphones in the trashcan, wore outerwear and as he left his bedroom... 

"It's about time you left!" Homeko said while she was busy cleaning the dishes. Homeko was often in her house but this time even she goes outside more often than Riot... 

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Riot rolled his eyes and grabbed his keys and left the house. He got into his car, did his seatbelt and began driving. But he couldn't help but open his phone and play Balatro. Normally he would get a fine but the speed of the car was so fast police officers couldn't see his face. Eventually, Riot hits a kid with the car because he didn't pay attention. The boy cried out, and his body was heavily bruised with little chance of survival... But Riot thought little of it, and just continued playing. Riot received a phone call in the mean time. He saw the name and it was... from Homeko? When he picked up, he heard

"Riot, i need you to come home now!!" Homeko yelled. Riot responded with an "OK" and returned back home. As he returned home and he opened the door, Homeko was more infuriated than usual this time. Riot just thought little of it.. until, she raised her voice. 

"Serponge told me you hit a FUCKING child with your car!" She screamed. "You're so grounded grounded grounded grounded for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 years!! Normally, i'd have to say, go to your room, but Serponge also told me he was gonna call the police." 

Riot's eyes widened in fear at those words, and his heart rate increased a lot. His freedom was going to be forfeit... 

"No please!! I beg you!!! It was an accident!!" Riot cried really loudly and his emotions were genuine; He felt guilt and shame. "Too bad!! If that kid dies, it's all gonna be your fault you Balatro addict! But hey, you'll have no one to ground you in jail... Eh~?!" Homeko's voice only got louder as she spoke. Then the police handcuffed Riot while he was sobbing. 

"No please, don't do this!! I'm so sorry!!! I'll do anything!!!!!" Despite Riot's pleas, neither Homeko nor the police felt guilt, and later Riot was placed in the police car, tears flowing down his cheeks like a waterfall.

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Cyclic has just won the presidental election in South Korea! Today is his first day being president however... Something happened.

Some filthy hackers hacked in the new president's digital footprint and it turns out that he was actually a cheater in a mobile video game called Geometry dash! (Not really) His name in there is Cyclic.

Later, he goes home and sees a bunch of Korean hate comments and suddenly everyone and their mom around the world is talking about it. Even Riot, the most inactive of all time tweets on Twitter and says:

"No way my old rival is now south Korea's president."

Cyclic had a mizu5 moment, considering he values privacy and is so ashamed of himself and his past that his mental health dropped faster than the beat drop on average NCS songs. He regretted being president and wanted to go back to being a normal person, but he can't. One day, Krmal was holding a knife and was planning on something sinister...

"DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!" he said to Cyclic, stabbing him in the back.

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Tartarus was cooking the kitchen until the kitchen set Riot on fire. Riot cried and screamed, his pristine skin being burnt and eventually the fire caught to his vocal cords so he turned mute and he eventually passed away on the floor, burning. 

"Oh no!" The cooking space has yelled, and it ran away. Eventually, a triple spike was just taking a walk until it found the kitchen hastily running away in fear and crying. 

"What's wrong, Kitchen?" The Triple Spike has asked curiously, but its jaw has dropped at the Kitchen's confession. 

"Well... i burnt the Riot!" The kitchen sweated nervously, the utensils shaking and the oven pre-heating. 

"What about the yaoi comics!! Now you and it are gonna be homeless!!" The three spikes panicked. "Well whatever, i am gonna jump over the triple Michiguns. See you later alligator!" The triple spikes smiled as they found Michigun and Michigun's 2 clones crying. It jumped over the 3 michiguns. 

Eventually, the yaoi comics caught up to the kitchen, their face boiling. 

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Kitchen, How dare you burn the riot! That's it. Youre grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now!" The yaoi comics yelled. But the kitchen was merely confused.

"But i don't have a room anymore!" The kitchen shrugged. The yaoi comics came up with a plan. 

"That's right. Go to the triple spike's room for now." The kitchen went crying to the triple spike's room, crying. 

Once it was night time, the triple spike was kind and let the kitchen sleep on the bed. 

"Please let me go!!" Michigun cried. "I beg you!!!" Tears streamed down Michigun's cheeks as he was kidnapped by a triple spike. The triple spike was sleeping on the floor soundly, while Michigun was just staring and fell asleep on the corner of the room. Michigun will never know that his friend Riot has been burnt alive.

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Many years later, Riot rests peacefully, on a place better than yours. His peace was interrupted by an annoying tween.
"PLEASE WATCH FG!!!" said tween shouted at his ears. "Holy shit, stop distrubing my peace!" Riot screamed back.
The tween calmed down. "Anyways, FG is called Fictional Googology. And its the best thing ever. Just search FG on YouTube." She suggested.
"Fictional Googology? Fictional Numbers? Weird, but I think that's a guilty pleasure something something." Riot taught.

Riot searched Fictional Googology and clicked on a video. The number names are sometimes reasonable, sometimes ridiculous. But then the cycles came. Functions stacked upon each other. "This is getting weird.." Riot thought again.

The Absolutely Everythings arrived. Now chaos with flashing lights and loud earrape occur. Suddenly, the peaceful peace Riot lived in, is not so peaceful anymore, hmm. But a black hole spawns.
"Huh? Huh?" Riot asked to himself before-–————————————————————————AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSGWKZBWINDHWKZBWKBXUWKSNDKDK

Suddenly, he finds himself surrounded by two anime characters: Kazuma and Subaru.
"Where am I?" Riot asked to these two.

"So umm.. Isekai quartet." Kazuma nonchalantly said to Riot.

"WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PLACE I LONGED FOR ISN'T SO PEACEFUL ANYMORE????" Riot's voice suddenly became loud. "AHHHHHGHFHHFHHFHFHHFHFHFHFHFHFHGHOHOH- Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Homeko, How dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. Youre grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now!" Riot suddenly turned into a grounder.

"What are you doing here!???" Homeko said, panicking because she burnt a kitchen.

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Riot is concerned on how Jichi goons to Antimatter Dimensions. The game isn't even a tad bit goonable, it's an incremental. So he decides to ground him.
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Jichi, How dare you goon to Antimatter Dimenions! That's it. Youre grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now!" Riot shouted.
Jichi began to cry and went to this room, until.. until.. Until...
Oh no. Jichi began to yap about the NP+ problem.
"For any ontological standard/criteria/means/terminological schema emulable, expressible, and conceptually malleable by a series of other similarly concrete, verifiable, general standards, does there exist a means of self-reference-lessness that is provable by the ontology defined by a standard of resolution for instances proving verifiable incompleteness of any whole, or parts, comprised of any substance, basis, context, or other terminological reference built upon by said ontology?"
"Does there exist a method or conjugation to the problem presented such that a verifiable axis of Δ-media time with a constant Δ-media of the fixed point by the previously mentioned ontology is a measurement that can prove the solution corresponding to it?"
"Can the idea of cross-referencing be applied to the structuring of the problem without altering or making mutable the synopsis of what the problem presents to allow visualization of the end result or implied solution of the problem?"
"Does there exist at least any (pseudo-)permutations of solutions by any Δ-media standard such that by substitution with the problem proves or disproves a verifiable incompleteness or completeness by any other Δ-media standard?"

"Dude shut the fuck up with your ontological yap it's fucking- AS IN FUCKING NONSENSE". Riot said.

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Riot goes home after yet another day of working. An interviewer asks him a question.
"What do you think of CBF?" He said.
"It can push the game's limits more. So I like it."

Suddenly 18919199292929929292919 CBF haters spawned in front of Riot.
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, How dare you support CBF! That's it. Youre grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now!"
"Well it's 2025 not 2018. What the fuck are you all doing?" Riot asked.

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Cyclic thinks Zenthic's gameplay is terrible and such so it's clear things are not going too well between eachother. 

As Cyclic was just studying for the next exam while sweat ran down his body like a waterfall and exhaustion lingering in him, Zenthic felt mean and spat on Cyclic's notebook. Cyclic gasped and as he looked up he was even more infuriated. "Ew, Zenthic, Ew.... not while i am studying..." Cyclic's hard work already went to waste. 

"Well whatever, you deserved it for calling me 'cancerous' and telling me to go fuck myself." Zenthic crossed his arms. "Not my problem that your gameplay is shittier than shit itself." Cyclic stopped hunching over and just laid back on his chair, that insult made the Korean creator's eyebrows narrow.

"Excuse me?! Dude you literally cheated and then you call my gameplay BAD? How disgraceful." Zenthic also laid back against the wall. "So what does cheating have to do with terrible gameplay? But at least i admit it... Now if you excuse me, i'm gonna go back to studying-" As Cyclic held his pen, Zenthic just ripped off the poor boy's notebook. 

"Are you mentally sane?! How am i gonna ace my exams?! My teacher is going to kill me." Cyclic stood up. "Your teacher can kill you for all i care-" Before Zenthic could continue, Cyclic pulled the other's hair and bashed his head to the desk. "JESUS CHRIST CYCLIC!!" Zenthic screamed as he placed his hand over his head while groaning in pain. 

"Did your parents even tell you to think before you act or are they as stupid as you are? Pffft, genetics runs in your family." Cyclic giggled a little while Zenthic raised his injured head. "How dare you talk shit about my family you little bitch!" Zenthic punched Cyclic's right eye, stumbling him back and delivering a painful kick to his stomach area. 

"AHH FUCK!!!!" Cyclic shouted as he breathed heavily. Anyway they kept fighting and fighting until eventually, Cyclic grabbed his pen, pinned Zenthic to the wall and well.... had enough force to lobotomize poor guy. "FIRE IN THE HOLE-" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zenthic yelled so badly. Of course as in the summary the lobotomy is off screen bruh and im not gonna even describe how he lobotomized him with a pen, what am i, writing a darkfic?!?!

After painfully lobotomizing Zenthic, Cyclic gasped at what he has done. "No way i just lobotomized him! No! Jichi's gonna bust my ass!!!" He covered his mouth with his hands, unable to believe the sight. Of course Jichi was behind him. "DUDE DID YOU JUST LOBOTOMIZE ZENTHIC?! WHAT IS THIS, THE 1930S-1940S?!" Jichi shouted in shock. 

"Um... i can explain..." Cyclic looked back. "No explaining!! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years, and i am coercing your teacher to give you an F." Jichi grounded him. 

"NO PLEASE!1!1!!1!2!1" The GD player cried a lot. "And i am sending Zenthic to the hospital while you're grounded. Go to your room!" Cyclic rushed to his room while crying, and Jichi carried Zenthic's unconscious body and struggled to properly place him in the car.

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1. Pyromaniac
Riot: Oh no! I burnt the kitchen! 
Homeko: Ooooooh, what a work of art.
Riot: You call a house fire a work of art?
Homeko: Precisely.
Riot: I'm gonna die! Call the firefighters or something!
Homeko: No. Come sit with me and admire!
Riot: Ugh...

2. Grounding Oneself
Riot: Oh no! I burnt the kitchen!
Riot:  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, How 
dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. Youre grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded for 
23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173
929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now! 
Riot: *cries* 

3. Reverse Grounding Oneself 
Homeko: Oh no! i burnt the kitchen!
Homeko:  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Homeko, How 
dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. Youre grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded for 
23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173
929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now! 
Homeko: *cries*

4. Stop being a hentai!
Riot: I burnt the kitchen....
Homeko:  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, How 
dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. Youre grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded for 
23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173
929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now! 
Riot: why~
Homeko: why? why are YOU horny?!

5. Quality Roomies
Riot: I burnt the kitchen!
Homeko: Oh hey Riot, the weather is beautiful today!
Riot: Agreed! Although, i'm getting hot in here. 

5.5. Quality Roomies Twist
Riot: I burnt the kitchen! 
Homeko: Oh hey Riot, the weather is beautiful today!
Riot: Very beautiful indeed... It's very lit...

6. Not doing the script!
Riot: I burnt the kitchen for the 6th time! Ugh...
Homeko: I can't believe i have to fucking say a long string of numbers. This sucks
Riot: Yeah...
2003: Fuck You! Do your script!

7. You can cook?
Riot: Oh wow, this would definitely taste amazing. I better call Homeko to see Tartarus! 
2003: Burn the kitchen you braindead yapper! 

8. Tienes 14? 
Riot: I burnt the kitchen! 
*slow footsteps are heard, and Homeko walks over with her head hung low* 
Riot: H-homeko... I.. I burnt the kitchen! 
Homeko: Tienes 14?
Riot: No, i'm 25, almost 26-
Homeko: DEACTIVA CAM!

9. Tienes 14? Reverse
Riot: *burns the kitchen* 
Homeko: What is this burning sme- RIOT! Why is the kitchen burnt?!
Riot: Tienes 14? Activa Cam.
Homeko: Didn't know the creator of Bloodbath shared the same fate as Crazen and GuitarHeroStyles.

10. Spanish Riot
*riot burns the kitchen* 
Homeko:  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, How 
dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. Youre grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded for 
23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173
929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now! 
Riot: No hablo ingles

11. Quagg
Riot: OH MY GOSH!!!! *heavy breathing* I burnt the kitchen! (says omg 10 times)
Homeko:  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, How 
dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. Youre grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded for 
23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173
929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now! 
Riot: quagg
Homeko: Riot how dare you act immature! That's so it, you're grounded for- 
Riot: Hey Homeko,
Homeko: What?
Riot: When you don't have a spoon to eat bread, use a water bott-
*homeko kicks riot in the nuts* 
Riot: My nuts hurt so much i fell on them!

12. Wrong actor
Riot: I burnt the kitchen! 
Moseko: Riot! How dare you- 
2003: Not your turn, Moseko. In fact, you only appear in "Riot is horny in public/Grounded"!
Moseko: Fuck you and your rules! 

13. Cyclic?!
Riot: I burnt the Kitchen!  
Cyclic: 제 전 라이벌이 주방을 불태웠어요. 너무 서투르거든요.
Riot: Suck my dick! 

14. Too busy writing doujinshi
Riot: I burnt the kitchen! Where is Homeko?! I have to tell her this! 
*Riot rushes over to Homeko's room, opening the door without knocking.* 
Homeko: I should try to get Riot into BL manga sometime... It's a shame most men dislike BL- RIOT?!
Riot: You're creepy.

15. 2045
Homeko: oh Oh oh oh oh-
Riot: *is dead*
People: we are cancelling homeko.

16. 100 Year wait
Homeko: Riot burnt the kitchen when he was alive! I'm grounding him when I die!
Cyclic: But 100 years passed

17. Dementia 
Homeko: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, How 
dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. Youre grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded 
grounded grounded grounded grounded for 
23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173
929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now! 
Saseko: Homeko, why are you yelling at nothing? Riot died in 2045.... 
Homeko: .... 
(semi inspired by blooper 16)

18. Crossdresser
Riot: I'm so sick of me getting grounded. I can cook but-
*Homeko takes off everything to reveal it is cyclic*
Riot: CYCLIC!?

19. No more Tartarus 
*There was no Tartarus, therefore no burning kitchen*
Riot: Homeko, hi there.
Homeko: Hi! *Continues to write BL*

20. Graveyard

Homeko: OH OH OH OH OH OH RIOT HOW DARE YOU-
Saseko: Why are you yelling at grave!? He ain't gonna wake up and revive!

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Riot walked in the kitchen, to of course cook something. Unfortunately for him, he ended up burning the food. "NO! NOT TARTARUS-" He began crying and panicking. Homeko returned home. 

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, How dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. Youre grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 23738261973018202902820910199263816361863836192738293190173929208394748283 years! Go to your room right now!" She yelled and stomped on the floor.

"B-" Before he could even finish speaking, Homeko cut him off. "How dare you say the letter B! That's it. You're grounded for an additional 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years!" She lectured, her eyebrows narrowed and she was very angry at him for...?

"How dare you have a head, face, hair, eyes, nose, lips, mouth, tongue, teeth, ears, chin, jaw, eyebrows, forehead, cheeks, body, legs, feet, arms, thighs, shoulders, armpits, kneepits, toes, fingers, soles, nails, muscles, skin, skeleton, joints, sclera, eyelids, eyelashes, chest, belly, navel, knee caps, back, vocal cords, larynx, heart, brain, lungs, liver, kidneys, throat, and etc! That's so it. You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years!!!!!!!!" She could only keep grounding him for stupid reasons. 

"You also ha-" Once again, Riot was interrupted from speaking. "How dare you speak! And also, hear, see, smell, exist, breathe, stand, live! That's it. You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3476347483978423373267267126721724767326467 years! Go to your room and never come back!" She gestured to his bedroom door, her pointing hand trembling with rage. 

"LET ME FUCKING SPEAK-" Riot was once again cut off. "How dare you say the words 'LET ME FUCKING SPEAK-'! That's it, you're grounded grounded grounded-" This time it was him who cut her off. "How dare you cut me off every time i try to speak! That's it. You're gro-" He was cut off for the 1 billionth time. "How dare you try to ground me! That's it. Today is your punishment day. First punishment, taking a very very very very very hot shower." 

Punishment days... really? Those days suck ass, and as Riot surrendered and walked away  to the shower, Homeko grounded him. AGAIN? "How dare you walk! That's it. You're grounded grounded grounded-" All of this nonsense was the last straw before Riot went insane. "Well what if i don't follow your rules?" He crossed his arms and could finally speak without Homeko interrupting him. However...

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, how dare you not abide by my rules! That's it. You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years! Also you have-" Riot snapped and immediately slapped Homeko. 

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Today, One, Samantha and Riot wanted to cook together. "I think we should try to make a pizza?" Samantha proposed looking at some recipe book pulled out of nowhere. "That would be a great idea!!!!!!!" Both One and Riot accepted. They began making the dough together, bringing ingredients and all, etc.

After that was done it was time to bake the dough. Riot put the dough in a pizza steel and then in the oven after One preheated it.

However they also wanted to buy coke and they thought that would be quick. They went to a nearby convenience store, grabbed a 1,5 liter bottle of coke and then they went to the register. Too bad for them the only available register had a person buying a lot of items. "Darn it..." Samantha shook her head in disappointment and frustration. "I guess we'll live here our entire lives." One groaned.

Literally 8 hours later it was finally their turn and the items were paid, they rushed to the car and accelerated so much that... They saw a cop calling for them. Samantha who was driving parked her car. "No speeding, and now since you repeated this offence like 3 times in the past i'm fining you!!!!!" The cop lectured. "WHAT?!" Everyone except the cop gasped. "Fine, here's your money" Samantha who was very pissed received a fine. Eventually they returned home.

"UGH... finally..." Riot sighed in relief but he sniffed a weird smell. "What the fuck is that smell- OH SHIT THE HOUSE IS BURNT" Too bad they burnt the fucking kitchen because of some dumbass customer buying a gazillion items. Their bodies trembled at the sight of the entire house in flames due to their very profound stupidity it makes you think they're living proof humans can live without brains. Sora, Homeko and Two popped out of nowhere. 

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Riot, Samantha and Two, how dare you burn the kitchen! That's it. The three of you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 millenniums. Go to your rooms right now- Wait we don't even have a house anymore! Go live in the streets right now!" Both the grounders screamed a lot it nearly deafened the others. 

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Riot, Samantha and Two cried and sprinted to the streets.

Now everyone is homeless and lives in total poverty. Riot can't play Geometry Dash, Toontown and Call Of Duty, Samantha can't drink alcohol and eat yummy pizza, and One can never have Two's power. Moral of the story don't be an idiot and go buy the coke before the meal 

and goanimate logic

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Today Riot was just cooking Tartarus like Episode 1 in the OG story but then after being distracted and doing something else only known to him, flames started to appear. "Huh, what's that smell?" He spoke to himself and he immediately rushed downstairs, only for his heart to drop at the sight of the kitchen in fire. 

"FUCK! I BURNT THE KITCHEN!" As he ran away to snatch his phone and call firefighters, Homeko already returned home early. Her jaw dropped when she saw the kitchen like that... then she caught her roommate. 

"Riot! Why is the kitchen on fire!" She yelled and gestured at the burning cooking space... "I was distracted! Ok?" Riot excused, and Homeko grabbed a fire extinguisher that was hidden somewhere? The kitchen was later saved and the house is safe now. 

"Well, close one, but however YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!!" That fujoshi screamed and pointed at his bedroom door, but she quickly changed her mind in a matter of seconds. "Actually, grounding is not enough..." She smirked as she grabbed a razor in the bathroom and walked over to Riot with a very unsettling and creepy smile. 

"Huh? What the fuck are you gonna do w... with that..? W... why are y..you... smiling.. like that?" He gulped nervously, backing away until he reached a wall, he was also looking for an escape route, already his heart started to pound in anxiety. "Well, i must admit, you have nice hair, so kiss it goodbye!" She pointed the razor at his hair and activated it.

After lots of hair strands fell on the floor, Riot put his hand over his now bald head, not feeling any hair anymore. "My hair... It's gone! Fuck you! Bitch!" Riot started to cry as Homeko laughed. By the way, she also did laser hair removal, so Riot was doomed to be bald forever. "Might as well wear a wig from now on... This was fun, go to your... room-" She couldn't even speak without bursting in laughter seeing Riot with no hair. 

By the way, i do have a poorly edited image of riot with no hair, but im too lazy to go to imgur and upload it there.... @_@

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At Oichi's restaurant, Riot was just simply waiting for his order, looking around the area because he was really bored and didn't know what to do. However, Homeko was also there with a hammer in one hand, and from her facial expression you can tell she is very drunk because she's drooling and she looks weird. 

"Fufufu~ Let's hammer his hand~" She whispered to herself as she waddled closer, and then quickly striked Riot's hand which was resting on the table. He immediately screamed obviously because of the pain. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" He winced and looked at his hand

as you can tell, i am very lazy and there's nothing else in this dream, so goodbye ;-;

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saRy and Zobros were in a very dark area none of them knew where they are. Probably a dark garage station?? Or a machine room but either way i don't know. But the area was dark as hell. 

Immediately they fell in love with eachother however, as Zobros walked over to saRy and leaned closer. "Hey lovely, let's kiss." He whispered. "Okay then." saRy leaned in to press his lips against Zobros', and they had a very gay kiss. Obviously since they are boys. Zobros wrapped his arms around saRy's body, and saRy himself did the same to Zobros.

After the kiss, they looked at eachother lovingly and smiled.