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The enemy of my enemy is my bro.
A rolling stone gathers no pizza.
Steal my pizza once, shame on you. Steal my pizza twice, I will ninja kick your butt.
Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.
There’s no such thing as a free pizza.
The early turtle gets the pizza.
You can’t always punch who you want.
Punches speak louder than words.
One man’s sewer is another turtle’s home.
A pizza saved is a pizza eaten.
You can’t judge a turtle by his shell.
Two fists are better than one.
Don’t judge a turtle until you have walked a mile in his shell.
Great ninja think alike.