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“i’m so hungry i could eat Tyler” Callie laughs at her phone and then thinks of an idea
“Hey mom!” she says walking into the living room sitting down at their island
“Hey sweetie what’s up?” Shauna says as she she cuts up vegetables
“Do you know where dad is?”
“Uh he should be here any minute-“
As if on cue Jeff walks through the door
“Honey i’m home!” Jeff says, Callie can see from the corner of her eye a slight eye roll from her mother
After a while Shauna stands cutting potatoes now as Jeff stands near the island eating an apple scrolling on his phone, Callie pulls up her camera app and starts recording
“Is dinner almost done?”
“just gonna mashing these up in the pot!” Shauna says plopping the potatoes in
“ it’s just dad i’m really hungry”
“Wanna bite of this?” He says holding out the apple
“No it’s just i’m so hungry dad I could Jackie Taylor” Jeff looks up from the apple, Shauna freezes and looks over as well
“Who?”
“I’m so hungry I could eat Jackie Taylor”
“Like my girlfriend from high school? Your mom’s best friend Jackie Taylor?”
“Yeah”
“I did” Shauna says from her spot as Jeff and Callie look at her
“did….What?” Callie said looking at Jeff and back at Shauna
“Well I did eat Jackie Taylor, and let me tell you, i don’t recommend!” Shauna says before turning off the stove and turning to the bathroom, as she did callie looked at her phone, and deleted the video
maybe some trends aren’t meant for the sadeki house hold