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Not a ball in sight!!!

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Reo:I will buy you and your future family and your family's family and then force you to watch Cocomelon on 0.5x speed on repeat for eternity unable to blink,you will only consume that type of media until you pass away in a abandoned house where somebody will eventually find your skeletal remains,the only proof of something transpiring being the endless videos of cocomelon that will continue to play on the flat screen tv even after you and your generation passes away.

 

Isagi:😨

 

BumbleBee🐝:Facts my brother,spit your shit indeed!

 

MonkMan:Oh..kay...?

 

MonkMan:Well I cant add him because I don't have perms

 

BumbleBee🐝:Well you have em now

 

Barou:Lazy ass author.

 

Isagi:Naked king daydreams about being in a book to avoid the harsh reality of being below Shidou

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Not a ball in sight!!!🔥💯👽

Isagi:Yo guys

Chigiri:what the fucj do you want bum

Bachira:fucj☠

Niko:fucj☠

Kunigami:fucj☠

Isagi:Illiterate bum

Chigiri:oh fuck off and choke on my frank. and Isagi I don't wanna hear anything from you when your literally a direct shot merchant

Kunigami:Im ngl isagi ts(this) is low-key true

Isagi:surely there's no way a mimic is talking to me rn,and second of all bitch thats my fucking weapon?

Barou:Why is CAMSagi beefing with actual strikers?

Isagi:Shut the fuck up you worthless king

Isagi:Scored a hat trick and all of a sudden thinks he's the shit smh.

Barou:Ight but your ranked lower than me

Isagi:.....

Bachira:My monster is getting impatient yo-chan👿

Niko:Bro the monster isn't real☠,Your just a crackhead

Bachira:....

Bachira:My monster said to watch your back, He said its on sight if you step on fc barcha soil

Niko:tf???

Chigiri:Who does bro think he is☠

Kunigami:Can we leave this dude in 2025?

Isagi:Watch the way you speak when addressing KING bachira

Kunigami:What in the glaze

Isagi:Oh like the way a CERTAIN someone be glazing the hell out of you at night?

Chigiri:I wonder who🤔

Niko:Gay people smh

Bachira:My monster told me you like that blonde kid from PXG,is this true? @Niko

Niko:....

Niko:Its time to take your pills bee,I don't want to have to exterminate you.

Bachira:didn't isagi have you on your knees?Watch your tone around me boy

Bachira:My monster don't play no games💯

Barou:Oh my god @Isagi just get to the point so these fucks can stop texting and blowing up my phone

Barou:ts is overheating like hell

Isagi:told yo ass to get rid of that iphone 7

Bachira:Iphone 7😹😹😹

Barou:Dont you use a samsung?

Bachira:Its legit the latest one,your shit is outdated???

Barou:No iphone=broke boy🕺

Isagi:The fawwkkkkk you mean

Isagi:ANYWAYS

Isagi:As I was saying,I think it would be a great idea to add some others to this gc

Isagi:I truthfully believe it would make things more fun

Niko:Holy shit bro take it to a publisher🥱

Bachira:Ngl isagi I love you but js add them already vro

Isagi:Ight fuck y'all then😒

**Isagi has added 25 members**

Shidou:WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Charles:RAHHHHHHHHHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Niko:Hey charles

Charles:Hey Niko :)

**Lorenzo is online**

Lorenzo:yo why tf did Niko throw his phone lmao

Lorenzo:also why tf is he so red

Shidou:Back read zombie guy😝

Lorenzo:oh ight

Lorenzo:LMAOOOOOO

Bachira:Yo isagi I'm sitting across from you why are you trying not to laugh that's disrespectful as shit bro

Chigiri:LMAOOOOOO

Kurona:ight bro yk it was NOT that funny,funny☠

Hiori:Yeah I'm Ngl that shit was corny asf

Kaiser:of course its the two femboys coming to each others defense😒

Ness:Backdooring your fellow fem is crazy tbh

Hiori:Arent you dating Ness?

Kaiser:No?Where did you get that idea from?

Shidou:Dang that's wicked lmao,poor dickrider san

Ness:I do NOT want to hear ts from you of all people🙅

Karasu:Yk its bad when freak demon himself is talking.

Kunigami:ight Mr"im not gay"

Kunigami:Same dude that be french kissing Yukimiya and that ninja guy

Otoya:AM I THAT IRRELEVANT?????

Otoya:BRO PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME

isagi:bro ain't no body care bout your unranked ass😹😹😹😹

Rin:wtf is this

isagi:what does it look like genius??

Rin:I remind you this is not the football field

Rin:I will pick your short ass up and slam you.

Kaiser:LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ness:this just put a grin on my face🤭

Reo:About time someone humbled his lame ass

Nagi: wt is ts cht for

Reo:I don't know Treasure,this fraud isagi hasn't said it yet

isagi:You can literally just back read?

Aiku:Isagi,are you going to take this??😭😭😭

**Chigiri is online**

Chigiri:wth is going on.

Chigiri:oh

Chigiri:Lmaooo isagi Rin reminded you of the height diff

Chigiri:Could never be me.

Isagi:Like kunigami doesn't bench press you👲

Isagi:also I'm ngl I don't wanna hear anything from a guy who had his tongue out mid match

Rin:.....

Isagi:Also since you wanna be a bitch,@Sae

**Sae is Online**

Sae:....

Sae:why am I here

Shidou:SWEETYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Shidou:HONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Shidou:MY GLORIOUS MIDFIELDER KING SAE ITOSHI,HOW ARE YOU MY HUBBIE

Sae:You don't even have my number☠

Karasu:Damn dude you got rejected

Karasu:Couldnt ever be me though😹

Shidou:One day😞

**Nanase is Online**

Nanase:Hello Everybody!What is this gc?

Isagi:I made this cause I was bored,and thought it would be fun

Rin:Stupid bitch

Rin:Hey Nanase

Bachira:Blatant favouritism lmaoo👽

Otoya:He not even trying to hide it

Yukimiya:dude I'm scrolling reels,can y'all shut up?

Otoya:Mb king🙏

Karsasu:Mb king🙏

Bachira:Doom scroll final boss

Kaiser:Ik his dick unable to get up again from the sheer amount of d riding

AIku:Facts

Kaiser:I don't want old men agreeing with me

Aiku:IM NOT EVEN A GROWN MAN😭

Sendou:who's gonna tell him...

Niko:its time for rest unc....

Bachira:Ik Kaiser not talking when he got a dedicated d rider(Ness)

Isagi:Lmaoo facts,dumbass magician

Bachira:didn't he have his whole hand on his head?

Isagi:fucking freaks

Reo:look at them talking like they aren't tag teaming one guy together

Chigiri:Js let em rock,they'll find out they aren't so straight either

Isagi:OMANHSHSNJSSKLM CAN YALL SHUT UP

Kunigami:I pray for you🙏

Isagi:Omg?emogami finally showing emotion????

Isagi:anyway thanks dude.

Kunigami:np.i was there once.

Chigiri: ;)

Kunigami: :)

Karasu:Homos

Otoya:Homos.

Karasu:AYYYYYYYY

Otoya:AYYYYYYY

Barou:Disgusting.Its like watching national geographic

Rin:stg those two npcs share one braincell

Charles:I scientifically modified 2000 regular people to have a extra chromosome!!

Charles:The result was shocking!!😨😨😨😨😨

Isagi:ts reminds me of the "calling at 3 am"videos I used to watch

Bachira:those were low-key funny I'm not gonna lie!

Chigiri:Lmao remember the one with the gay potion?

Nagi:lol that guy was funny to watch

Reo:wonder where he is today???

**Shidou is online**

Shidou:omg can y'all shut up?

Shidou:Im trying to goon to saes clips in peace

Kaiser:??????

Ness:????

Rin:Freak.

Nanase:?????

Isagi:????

Bachira:😨😨😨

Nagi:?????

Reo:Shidou might be his reincarnation

Charles:You go twin!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Niko:Dont encourage him please charles😭🙏

Sae:keep it restrained,demon.

Shidou:ANYTHING FOR YOU SAEEEE

Sae:Hm.

 

**1 person has added themself**

Isagi:yo wtf?

Chigiri:he is the one who knocks💯

Raichi:STFU cornball

Kunigami:.....

Raichi:mb yo

Charles:😹😹😹😹

Ego:everyone go to sleep,you all have matches tmmrw and God knows some of you need the rest to improve on your horrid skills

Nagi:mb teach

**Everyone has gone offline**