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I like Trains, a joke fanfiction

Summary:

This fic is a joke! Please do not take this seriously! This was quite literally made to make fun of bad creepypastas!

Anyway, this is the story of Ryan, also known as the I like trains kid. This is a made up AU type thing I can’t really describe in any other way but not cannon. So if you like sarcasm and kinda poorly written fics ig, this is for you!

This is also my first fic, so please dont get mad if it’s undertagged, I’m still getting used to everything

Chapter 1: Jim

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It was a peaceful day, nothing bad happening it was all perfect, which means that you know something is going to go wrong.

on this day, a man named Jim was walking down the street, not knowing he was going to be the first death of this story, when he felt a weird feeling, he felt as if he were being watched. There were hundreds of people around, so maybe one was looking at him, right? He wasn’t wrong, as someone was watching him, waiting for the moment to strike.

Jim was almost halfway down the sidewalk, when he remembered, he forgot his car keys! No wonder he was walking! When he turned back, he was suddenly snatched from behind! He couldn’t see anything, because he was put in a bag of sorts, but he could feel that he was swinging through the air somehow. Jim suddenly passed out because otherwise the scene change wouldn’t make sense.

He woke up again tied to a chair as if he was gong to be interrogated. When suddenly, an extremely short man walked up to him, no wait, not a man, a young child. The child looked up at him, and in his British not child like voice said,

“hello sir.”

“Who are you?! What am I doing here?!”

Jim asked fear filling him because he was just kidnapped by a child who had tied him to a chair.

“Im here to ask a few questions.”

Said the child, looking very sinister

“please! I just wanted to get my car keys!”

Said Jim,

“so will you please let me go?”

The child looked confused,

“car? Why would you take a car?”

He walked closer and stepped up on a conveniently placed step stool, so he could look at Jims face,

“personally I would recommend a train.”

The child paused for a second, just to look into the kidnapped mans eyes, cause that’s usually what one does for dramatic effect,

“I like trains.”