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Black Sapphire Cookie, along with Candy Apple Cookie, waited patiently in a studio located in a secluded area. One could tell it belonged to him, as it was decorated meticulously to fit his unique aesthetic (and no, it’s not emo, though he does have a My Chemical Romance poster hidden somewhere out of view.) Anywho, to the grape flavor cookie’s dismay, his partner in crime would not lay her hands off her his delicate broadcast mixer console. So, he did what any responsible sibling would do and taped her to a wall.
Candy Apple: ”KYAAA! GET ME OFF OF HERE!!”
Black Sapphire: ”Shut it, you brat! I need this studio to be in pristine condition for our Master’s arrival, and I won’t be letting you mess with anything.”
After doing that, he spawned on a table along with 2 chairs using his trusty microphone. He took a seat, resting both elbows on the table as he awaited the arrival of his master, Shadow Milk Cookie.
…Well, this is taking a while, he thought to himself. Occasionally, he peered back at Candy Apple Cookie, who was staring back at him with a glare. He sighed, swaying his microphone in a circle which promptly caused the tape to dissipate, thus setting the cookie free. She quickly ran to Black Sapphire Cookie’s side and bonked him on the hand with a candy apple, not with the force to knock him out, but just enough so it hurts. Despite the strike, he still retained his demure demeanor. After all, he wouldn’t want to be seen in such a way in front of his Master, would he? That’s if he arrives, that is… Not that he doubted he’ll come or anything-
And, just as he had expected, Shadow Milk Cookie had made his grand arrival! What Black Sapphire Cookie didn't anticipate was how… uninterested he looked.
Black Sapphire: “Master Shadow Milk Cookie! Please, take a seat.”
He does so, but he still maintained his bored expression
Shadow Milk: “So, you two got anything interesting to tell me? I would be extremely disappointed if I had to come all the way for nothing. Buuuttt… I have faith you have something of substance to offer up.”
Black Sapphire: “I wouldn’t have invited you over otherwise!”
Shadow Milk: “Alright, lay it out for me.”
He rested his head on the back of his hand. Candy Apple Cookie climbed on top of the table, her expression as excitable as ever
Candy Apple: “KYA-HA! I just know you’ll be impressed! Ok, ok! The idea is… what if… me and Black Sapphire Cookie HOSTED A SHOW?”
Shadow Milk: “...Oh, that’s it?”
Black Sapphire: “Not any show, a one where individuals from across the multiverse compete for a prize! The prize, you might ask?”
Candy Apple: “Great question!”
…And then, there was silence. Intentional silence, that is. Black Sapphire Cookie looked at his Master, noting that he was intrigued.
Shadow Milk: “So what you’re saying is… the two of you want to host a competition show with contestants who aren’t aware their struggle for victory is for NOTHING?! That is HYSTERICAL!”
Shadow Milk Cookie grinned widely, to the point that it was uncanny.
Black Sapphire: “And you want to know the best part? The sweet, delicious drama I know you and the audience will be PROMINENT! There will also be deceit, of course. You can’t have a show without its fair share of lies, can you?”
Shadow Milk: “Oh~! Really, now? I might just consider funding it!”
Candy Apple: “YES, YESSSSS!”
Shadow Milk: “I know, I know. What an honor it is to have the Shadow Milk Cookie helping you with your passion project.”
Black Sapphire: “Ahem. What we need you to do is send these invitations to their recipients.”
He lays 16 invitations out on the table, doing so in that way that was similar to card spreads.
Shadow Milk: “Mhm…”
Shadow Milk Cookie takes them, shuffling through them one by one until he got a look at each one. He then looked back at the other cookies.
Shadow Milk: “Consider it done.”
He opens 16 portals around him, confidently throwing one invitation into each before closing them
Shadow Milk: “Now that’s my part over with. I’ll be making my leave-”
Candy Apple: “Wait, YOU AREN’T STAYING?”
Shadow Milk: “You two are the ones running the show here, remember? This is completely out of my hands. That isn’t to say I won’t be watching, so make sure this production is as entertaining as possible.”
Candy Apple: “Alright… but it won’t be the same without you, Master Shadow Milk Cookie…”
She moped. She was genuinely disappointed she would have to work with… him and not the kindest, most AMAZING cookie of all! She knew it was a stupid idea to pitch this with him around. But then again, it was his idea…
Shadow Milk: “Oh, I know. Anyways, buh-bye!”
He got up off his seat and bowed before portaling away. After Shadow Milk Cookie’s leave, Black Sapphire Cookie takes out a sheet of paper, which startled Candy Apple Cookie
Candy Apple: “Wait… is that-”
He chuckled, placing the piece of paper on the table so the both of them could see its contents.
Black Sapphire: “Trust me, I have seen enough of your… in-terest-ing depictions of you and Shadow Milk Cookie. I wouldn’t have one of those on hand, would I?”
He side eyes the apple flavored cookie, who was just about to clock him with a giant candy apple before hearing his statement. She drops it, causing it to break into pieces. She then looks down at the paper
Candy Apple: “Well… if it’s not one of my AMAZING drawings of Master Shadow Milk Cookie, then what is it?”
Black Sapphire: “A game for the audience, of course! They’ll have to guess who the contestants are!”
Candy Apple: “Oh~! That’s gonna be FUN!”
Black Sapphire Cookie directs his attention to the audience, aka, YOU! Yeah, you know who you are.
Black Sapphire: “That’s right! You , the audience , have the pleasure of guessing who will be casted on this glorious show! Of course, you can’t guess without the hints, so I will make sure to provide you with them.”
Go on, guess!
The Alchemist
The Bellboy
The Villain?
The Goober
The Silly ???
The 2nd in Command
The Rocker
The Gaymer (it’s The Gamer- WHO MEDDLED WITH THIS?!)
The Arrogant
The Scientist
The Wannabe Journalist Cheater
The Partier
The Artist
The Neat
The Pianist
The Lonely
Black Sapphire: “Unfortunately, we will have to conclude this chapter, but worry not, my dear audience, we will be sure to return, trust me, we’ll be…”
Right on the Drama!
Black Sapphire: “Stay tuned!”