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Sai giggled to himself after pressing the little button on his screen, confirming that he was done setting up a new Instagram account. Completely anonymous, even made a new email just for this.
I’ve seen other schools have this, and why shouldn’t ours.
He smiled as he gathered up a couple pictures he’d gathered throughout the past two weeks to put them all in a post.
6 pictures.
Kiba’s gym edit he made of himself
A zoomed in picture of one of sakura's latest posts, showing creasy makeup.
A childhood picture of Naruto crying on the swingset.
Deidara passed the fuck out in the bathroom and hidan dropping him into the trash can.
A bathroom fight between hidan and deidara
Sasuke trying to be mysterious standing alone ontop of the roof.
Looking at each image made Sai laugh, sure it was gonna make the others laugh as much as him.
He posted the dump, caption blank and went on to follow everyone he could think of.
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“Who the fuck Is konoha_exposed35??” Deidara yelled out to his friend who was currently in a park bathroom stall.
“Dude im pissing! And I don’t know?!” Hidan yelled back out.
Deidara tapped on the account that just followed him, clicking on the only post there was. He scrolled through and kinda laughed at the first three.
Untill he got to the one of him and hidans bathroom shenanigans.
“Bro they fucking posted us!” He laughed, and started slamming his first into the stall door hidan was in.
“What!” Hidan zipped his pants up and got out of the stall.
“Let me see.” Deidara turned the phone over to him, but when he tried to grab it he pulled it back away.
“Nah, I'm not letting your nasty ass hands touch my phone after you pissed?” he remarked and hidan rolled his eyes and walked over to the sink.
Deidara leaned on the open wall between sinks and held his phone in hidans face as he washed his hands.
“Oh hell no!” He laughed, taking his hands out of the water and running his wet fingers through his hair to slick it back.
“How the hell did he even get ahold of these pictures?!” He wheezed.
“You were so high dude you didn’t even notice someone took a picture! And that video…” the two thought for a second in silence, who else was in the bathroom that day they ran a friendly fade…
“Itachi?” Hidan suggested
“No he didn’t come to the bathroom with us anymore… sasori?”
“Nahhh man he wouldn’t record…”
For another couple seconds they tried to remember who was in there with them.
“Don’t tell me it was that fucking kid…” a smile crept onto deidaras face, and it started to spread to hidans.
“What was his name? Neji's boyfriend…” Hidan said, trying to refrain himself from laughing.
“Shit… shitty… shittymaru?” Deidara offered
“Shikamaru! You know the smart one!” Hidan remembered.
The two friends had a chuckle in the bathroom, settling on the fact that shikamaru must be the one running the account. How else would they get ahold of that picture and video?
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“WHAT???” Sakura stormed out of her room Where she went to go change out of her school clothes, her friends waiting outside in her living room. The two girls looked at her with wide confused eyes.
“Something the matter Sakura?” Hinata asked timidly, not wanting to stress sakura out any more. Ino nodded along.
“Someone is making fun of my post!” She held out the screen to Ino and hinata, the slide where they had zoomed into her lastest story of herself.
“Oh my god? You can see my eyes are uneven? My makeup looks cakey!-“
“Hey- hey girl, it’s okay!” Ino tried to smooth things over and grabbed saukras phone and set it on the table.
“It’s just a troll, probably just a ragebaiter!” She smiled. this time Hinata nodded along.
“Well you don’t have a picture of you on this ‘exposed’ account!” She flopped into unos arms. The blonde girl rubbed soothing circles into her best friends back.
“Why don’t you ask them who they are?” Hinata suggested, picking sakuras phone back up.
“Right, you’re right!” Sakura bounced back up and snatched the phone, opening up the messages between her and the anonymous account.
“Okay okay write something like, fuck you posting my picture for wack ass bitch!” Ino told her, Sakura narrowed her eyes at the girl.
“Uh Ino… this isn’t some random guy dming you asking for nudes… then constantly FaceTiming you asking to show you something…” Sakura recalled the incident that happened over the summer, and inos exact phrasing after he tried to say that they were together.
“So what I recycle my material? It’s economically friendly!” He defended
“Ecologically friendly…” Hinata whispered
“Oh whatever, same thing! Now come on sakura, what are you gonna say?”
saku:3rahh: who are you?
“I already texted them.” Sakura replied and showed the two other girls her phone.
“oh… ubderwjelminh.” ino said blankly.
“yeah…” hinata agreed.