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Angie eated a Baconator at McDonalds piecefully. Sudenly she had the weird ugre to hug a sidewalk in the naame of Atua.
Meanewhile, Ryoma was playigng tenis at the locale tenis playigng place. He win.
Angie goes to the sidewakl and huges it to make Atua heppy. Littel did she know, the sidewakl was veryy… very hawt. It burneded her skin.
Ryoma then go to sidewlak becuz he wes board. Sudenly he transformed into an alpha demon hibrid and graowled so lowd he took over China. “Poggers.” He growld. Angie instanty came in her paynts.
“Atua says thiss is the one for me.” Angie mouaned. Ryoma pured. “You’re my new e-kitten now, Angie. Grrrrrrrr…” Angie gaspsed, blushing. “O-Okay Ryoma-Senpai…owo” She twidled her fingies. They began to made out.
Meanwhile, the savior of all people, Kazuichi, was wakling, and then he see it. He see litle virgin beta cuck making out with big demon. He was confuzd, but then walked away, as it was a Saturday, so he didn’t want to deal with this shit. He also saw the love of his life, Chihiro, and got a boner, but unfortunatly for him, he was making out with his arch nemesis Sakura Ogami. He went home that day a depresed emo boi, and Shuichi gave him a thumbs up from the heavens.
As Kazuichi is wakling home, Angle and Ryoma were still passionately making out, and that was when she noticed something. She noticed that in this form, Ryoma had a monster cock. Sexy. She reached down and put an onion ring around it, moving it up and down. This turned him on. Unfortunately, Ryoma was allergic to onions, and he died on the spot. Angie became big sad and a depresed emo boi, and left with Kazuichi, as Shuichi gave yet anotjer thumbs up. Then they naked out.
Teh end