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Kiriya didn't know how he had gotten roped into this. Why was he the one stuck on babysitting duty for this insane man? Why did he even let them leave him alone with Kuroto? He should've just left before they could trap him with him.
He could technically just leave him alone but then he would no doubt get chewed out for it. It was a bad idea to leave Kuroto alone. He knew that. Kiriya sighed. He was stuck whether he liked it or not.
Now how did he keep this man occupied and from annoying him? Was there anything that he could entertain him with? He had to be careful with what he let Kuroto get into.
Kiriya had a very weird idea. He didn't know if it would work but he had nothing to lose. So, he pulled out a tablet and opened it to a wiki.
"Hey. What do you think of this stuff?" Kiriya slid the tablet across the table to where Kuroto was sitting and doing... something.
"What stuff?" Kuroto looked at the tablet. "What is this?"
"Xenogenders."
"Going to explain more than that?" Kuroto looked up at him.
"I gave you the literal wiki page. I think it can explain it better than I ever could." Kiriya retorted.
Kuroto held his gaze for a moment and then started reading. He seemed quite into it after a moment.
Kiriya sighed in relief. Looks like he could finally do what he wanted without having to watch Kuroto closely. Hopefully that would keep him occupied for a while. He had things he wanted to do as well.
The room was silent for a few minutes, something Kiriya was very much enjoying. It was rare for Kuroto to shut up long enough for this. Guess he was really into the topic.
But he really should've known better than to think that would last for long.
"So anyone can make these xenogenders?" Kuroto said. "So I could make one?"
"Why would you want to make one?" Kiriya questioned, narrowing his eyes as he looked at Kuroto.
"People would use them. I could gain a group that likes what I make." Kuroto stated with a smirk. "They'd use something I made."
Kiriya groaned. "I shouldn't have shown you this..."
"Too late. I'm going to make them!" Kuroto declared. "I'll be the god of these xenogenders before long, just you wait!"
"You know what, if it keeps you occupied then fine. I don't care anymore." Kiriya gave up. Was it really going to hurt anyone if this happened?
How was he going to explain this to everyone else though?
"Maybe I should use some for myself too..." Kuroto started talking to himself.
Kiriya stared at him but said nothing. This was an very interesting situation he had made. But he was so screwed in explaining what he had done to everyone else. They left him to babysit and now he had done... whatever this was.
Well, if it kept Kuroto busy and out of trouble then maybe it wasn't the worst option.