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  1. Fake Dating for Dummies by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Jun 2025

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    There were three things that Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott indisputably had in common.

    1. They were both exceedingly handsome and disgustingly wealthy.
    2. They were used to getting what they wanted.
    3. They were each horribly and irrevocably in love with a war hero.

    Follow Draco and Theo as they attempt to win the affections of Hermione Granger and Harry Potter with a fool-hardy plan born from too much whiskey and even more pining. The plan: Pretend to date each other.

    POV’s alternate between Theo and Draco.

    NOTE: This fic is Dramione and NottPott endgame - there is no romantic relationship between Draco and Theo.

    Language:
    English
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