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So, it’s been a good few weeks since Sukuna(?) got here.
My bingo card of the year did not include choking on a meat bun while raging over Gojo’s death in the manga (channeling my inner-Shen Yuan rage. But hey, at least I don’t have a system… right? Let’s… not jinx it). But here we are… Hopefully I won’t be remembered by the absurdity of my death. That would also not adhere to my bingo card. Surprising, I know. Why wouldn’t I put that on my bingo card?
Surprise, surprise. He ended up awakening as Sukuna. …Really thought I was still choking on that one piece of meat bun when I lashed out instinctively… Then got splashed with curse guts, ew.
Then, yada yada, stole Gojo’s kikufuku. I had to quickly shove as many in my mouth like a gremlin before the end of that minute… (what made him choose a minute instead of 10 seconds???) and no, I didn’t say a word.
Despite provocation (from who else but Gojo Satoru himself?), he’s been trying his best to stick to character. But obviously, miserably failing. Though, many of his ‘attempts’ at being in character have been rather half-assed so it’s actually pretty logical.
… Then there was the whole detention center arc.
Sukuna changed nothing, for convenience.
It wasn’t fun.
On the plus side : Sukuna got his own version of the binding vow!! o( ≧ v ≦ )o
In exchange for reviving Yuuji, he gets a whole hour to himself when Yuuji sleeps. On the condition that he doesn’t harm any human being* (*curse users excluded) and the original, fail-safe minute thing too. But Sukuna made sure he didn’t remember that last detail. Thus like in canon, Yuuji gets overconfident and, well, it’s a good thing Sukuna inherited the original’s combat skills!
Now, enough boring exposition. To present day!!
So. This is the first night after the binding vow! Sukuna finally has the amazing opportunity to roam around as he pleases!
Round of applause for my genius binding vow!
… I feel a bit bad for manipulating Yuuji like that… but oh well. He’ll be fine, probably.
It was finally time for the thing Sukuna’s been craving to do for a very long time…
Troll the living paintbrush himself!
He still hasn’t gotten back at the man for cruelly refusing to give him food. Yuuji relented after a bit of pestering, but that man didn’t even give him a bite of his cheesecake! Sure, Sukuna scarfed down his kikufuku when they first met, but still!!!
So. The logical solution is obviously to use his artistic skills to draw Gojo.
Pregnant.
I was very sad about that cheesecake okay?!? Ever since I’ve been stuck as Sukuna the only concrete memory of ‘food’ I have is of human flesh, and animal carcasses. And… other things I refuse to name. Is it so terrible that I want some good memories of food?
(ToT)/~~~
So. Operation pregnant Gojo is now in the works.
He climbs out of the bed, the basement’s bedroom is surprisingly cosy all things considered, filled with old posters and stuff… They’re probably Gojo’s. From digimon to whatever the name of that star Gojo liked in his teen years was. Maybe if he searched enough he might find some of Geto’s things.
But he was here to troll, not traumatize the poor princess (still hung up over your ex after you killed him? Skill issue.) all over again.
However, not even a moment later Gojo popped up out of nowhere, because of course he did. Sukuna may or may not have forgotten that the CE he exudes is quite overwhelming to the average person, so for Gojo? Piece of cake probably, he’s like a beam of light — more like a blaring alarm and headache— to Gojo’s six eyes.
All in all, Sukuna didn’t think this through. Surprise, this is probably going to be a recurring theme at this point.
“Well, I can’t say I didn’t expect you to be here Mr. King of Curses.” Gojo said with his infuriating smirk. Man I want to punch the guy, I loved him as a character. But he’s infuriating as a real person.
And, right. He only had the binding vow erase Yuuji’s memory of the failsafe, not the ‘I get to come out at night’ thing. Then again, he got so excited that he completely forgot about it…
Gojo’s looking at him expectantly.
… I zoned out for too long, whoopsies.
Sukuna whips out his best disinterested and noble act, A+ acting skills right there.
“Six eyes.”
“KiNg oF CuRseS.”
Gojo made a whole show out of imitating Sukuna’s tone and expression. It is completely unfair that he looks hot doing so. It’s disgraceful mockery!
Then viciously laughs and provoked him in the process.
The sheer audacity of this guy I swear— That was a perfectly good act mind you-
“C’mon, you can do better than that Sukuna. Need you be so bland?”
The curse in question simply glares at the oversized toddler, trying way too hard at being aloof in his entirety. Oh, the woes of being stuck as an edge lord antagonist… I’m stuck playing Mr Big Bad Wolf. The fact I have his memories doesn’t help either.
“Hmm~ So does the whittle King of Curses— Sukuna had to suppress the instinctive itch to call upon his CT— care to tell the class why he’s here?”
Gojo takes a step forward, and the temperature of the room seems to drop alongside his playful demeanor. Careful mask unraveling, he stares Sukuna down through his blindfold. The fact that Itadori is shorter than the blindfolded idiot didn’t help either.
… This is so awkward. How the hell do people even bluff— chat please help me. （ ´д` ;
But help would never come to aid him, for Sukuna’s putrid rot and sins are now his to bear. Without family nor friends from his past, he is completely, and utterly, isolated.
Wow~ That was depressing, thanks me.
“Isn’t it obvious six eyes?”
Bullshit my way to victory let’s goooo—
“Is it really?”
Motherfu- Why does he have to reply? Lower your IQ today sir! Why didn’t Sukuna’s smooth talking skills move to me with his memories and combat abilities?! I want a refund!! A refund I say!!!!
The two oversized toddlers- stared each other down, neither willing to look away and submit in this fight of wil- Who are we even trying to fool here? This is a fight of pure unadulterated pettiness. I have the excuse of being essentially a teen. What’s his excuse, hm??!?
Sukuna somehow manages to maliciously blink in Gojo’s direction.
“… You can’t stop me.”
Great! A vague and ominous comment! Just what we need to earn the trust of just about anyone y’know?
“Oh?”
Oh my dear lord of Coya. His smirk’s definitely predatory now. I’m the King of Curses here! Why am I the one scared?!?
“From what Su-ku-na?”
The freakishly tall man bends down further to glare at Sukuna through the blindfold threateningly.
… I like his taunting voice.
But I absolutely hate it when directed towards me (an enemy- but still!)!!
And with all of the grace Sukuna has, he says respectfully:
“I’m going to draw you giving birth.”
Fuck. I panicked.