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  1. Hot Cops, Cold Coffee by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    10 Sep 2025

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    Haikyuu meets Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Atsumu Miya is the golden boy of the precinct - charming, loud, mildly insufferable, and somehow still good at his job. Life’s all dumb jokes and solved cases... until Kiyoomi Sakusa transfers in. He’s quiet, judgmental, and has a deep personal vendetta against shared airspace. Now Atsumu’s perfect little kingdom is under threat - from a germaphobe with zero tolerance for BS and a disturbing amount of self-control.

    Can two disaster opposites survive without killing each other? (Probably not. But it’ll be hilarious to watch.)

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