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Andre, in his cool army shirt, puffed out his chest. "Alright, Randal," he announced, his German accent making him sound extra cool. "Prepare to be ZERSTÖRT in this rap battle!"
Randal, with his orange hair sticking up every which way and his black glasses perched on his nose, adjusted his tiny microphone. "Oh yeah? just wait and see" he squeaked.
Andre started strong. "idk singing noises" He struck a pose, pointing at Randal.
Randal, eyes wide behind his glasses, stammered, " rap rap"
Suddenly, a giant, gold-plated helicopter landed right in the middle, blowing their hair back! Out stepped Donald Trump!
He pointed a finger, his face redder than Randal's hair. "Noobs" he said like the little orange he is.
Then, he pulled out a big ass bomb and proceeded to kill everyone, the end.