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ego created a group chat
ego forced everyone online
ego left
chigiri: and what the hell was that supposed to be???
karasu: NO WAY his grandpa ahh created a gc and accidentally left 😭
hiori: so. are we gonna add him back..?
karasu: no i hate him EUGHHH
zantetsu: What's this friendly chatter supposed to be?
chigiri: DO YOU MEAN GROUP CHAT?? 😭
otoya: vro got the grammar and everything 🥀
reo: whats this about?
reo: uhhhh I have better things to do yk
chigiri: like what?? cradling nagi in ur arms??
reo: girl be SO fr rn.
nagi: im gna murder ppl wh0 made ts gc
nagi: yall made me die :x
shidou: HEY GANG 👅👅🔥🔥
rin: what the
nanase: Hey guys!
bachira: HIIIII
bachira: OMG RIN URE HEREEEWdakhaiw
bachira: YOU NEVER RESPOND TO MY MESSAGES OMLAHAHQKLQ
nanase: Why are you typing random letters?
hiori: it's a keyboard smash!
nanase: Oh, how do I do it?
rin: just press any anything.
nanase: 7
reo: im
chigiri: no way we got someone dumber than zantetsu before GTA 6
nanase: RUDE.
charles: NAHHH
shidou: CHARLES OML HEY GANG 😈😈😈
charles: SHIDOU
charles: OMG
charles: YAY
charles: 👅
isagi: im so hungry
kaiser: heyyy
ness: HI KAISER
chigiri: gay asses
chigiri: you guys sicken me
reo: ain't you one of the queers too?????
chigiri: No
reo: oh alright ig ill have to inform kunigami <3
chigiri: DON'T YOU DARE.
isagi: so what was the purpose of making this
kurona: hi hi isagi
isagi: KURONAAA
kaiser: huh you never get that excited when you see me
isagi: WHY WOULD I EVEN?????
isagi: you discuss me.
karasu: what he be saying?
isagi: I MEANT DISGUST STFU
chigiri: oh wow slursagi in action love 2 see it
hiori: it's fun and games until he starts swearing at u too.
chigiri: are u still mad about the femboy contest in which you placed 2nd
otoya: THE WHAT CONTEST????
karasu: nahh that's crazy 💀
hiori: SHUT UPPPP
hiori: I literally did not care about it. yeah. definitely. okay. maybe a little bit
yukimiya: why do I open this gc and the first thing I see is something about a femboy contest
sae: what
shidou: SAE 👅👅👅
shidou: i busted
yukimiya: so how do I leave.
isagi: you don't you're stuck here!
bachira: GUYS IM BORED
karasu: ME TOO
karasu: can we do something intresting
otoya: sure come into my bedroom heh.
chigiri: okay WHAT ARE WE JS GONNA IGNORE THAT..??
otoya: dw princess you can come too 🙏
chigiri: kys.
aryu: hi glamrous footballers ✨
isagi: literally this gc was made to discuss ANYTHING BUT FOOTBALL
hiori: what even IS a ball
karasu: wanna see
rin: stay away.
otoya: Ho why is you cheating on me 💔
otoya: whatever MF
karasu: I WAS JOKING CHILL
otoya: it's okay at least were equal now ❤️
aiku: NAHHH
otoya: stfu not u talking
isagi: SOO ARE WE JS GONNA IGNORE RIN??
bachira: WHAEYEVER LETSQ PLAYA MINECRAFT
hiori: oh YES
rin: sure whatever
chigiri: hm sounds fun
nagi: yay
reo: if nagi teaches me that then sure!
nagi: anyth1ng for u reo :x ❤️
charles: SHIDOU LETS BURN EVERYONES HOUSES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
shidou: HELL YEAHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
isagi: WE DIDN'T EVEN START YET??????
karasu: oo sounds fun ig
otoya: bae im gonna put my bed next to urs
chigiri: get these mfs off my SCREENNNN
reo: honestly I agree
karasu: DAWG YOU SHOULDN'T BE AGREEING
karasu: look at nagi and u 💀
bachira: SHAJHSHAOQK
bachira: if we're speaking about putting beds next to ppl I'm gonna put mine next to isagi
bachira: MEWHEHEHEHE ‼️‼️
isagi: aw wait that's so cute bachiiii
hiori: wait why do I lowkey ship them
hiori: FINALLY a non toxic couple ❤️
chigiri: me too oml 🙏
kunigami: whats this
chigiri: HEYYY KUNI I MISSED U
chigiri: ik u prolly didn't but wtv 💔
reo: nah u down bad
chigiri: and who's talking?
niko: oo I wanna join!
charles: NIKOOOOOOO
niko: CHARLES!!!!!!!
charles: YAYAYAY LETS MAKE OUR HOUSE TOGETHER
niko: OKAYYYY YIPEEEE
niko: :3
shidou: brings a tear to my eye 💔
shidou: I feel like a father who's watching their child grow up
sae: im putting my house 90 km away from urs.
shidou: no you aren't 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
sae: hm.
shidou: actually im not even putting 2 beds for us.
shidou: we can share one 🔥🔥
hiori: would that even work??
shidou: sometimes I like to defy physics for sae
rin: …..
chigiri: HELPPPPP IM CRYINF
isagi: ANYWAYS CAN WE START ALREADY
bachira: OKAYY SINCE ISAGI SAYS SO!!!
bachira: join me fellas 🔥
rin: fine