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1. How to Be Married without Even Trying by CEPetriWrites for reddishwork, Brielyse95, CuriousAngryCat

   Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alicent Hightower/Daemon Targaryen
   • Harwin Strong/Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Criston Cole & Alicent Hightower
   • Alicent Hightower
   • Daemon Targaryen
   • Harwin Strong
   • Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Viserys I Targaryen
   • Otto Hightower
   • Criston Cole
   • Gwayne Hightower
   • Laena Velaryon (Daughter of Corlys)
   • Corlys "The Sea Snake" Velaryon
   • Syrax | Rhaenyra Targaryen's Dragon
   • Caraxes | Daemon Targaryen's Dragon
   • rhea royce living her best life (away from Daemon)
   • daemon and alicent being married with questionable results
   • pregnancy cause he never pulls out
   • Otto entering his grandpa era
   • criston & alicent have a schmidt and nick miller style friendship from new girl and its the best
   • criston will never know peace because his bestie is a hoe
   • criston has been drafted as one of the girls
   • criston has an unfortunate encounter with Alicent's vagina

   Summary

   Your best friend finally knows you've been fucking her uncle - and she didn't kill you! - now for the hard part, you have to figure out how to be married.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Guides and the Charges that Ignore Them

   Language:

   English

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   9,371

   Chapters:

   7/?

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